The White And Nerdy of Revived Unclear is a colossal, efficient nation, ruled by Weird Al Yankovic with a fair hand, and remarkable for its rum-swilling pirates, pith helmet sales, and free-roaming dinosaurs. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic population of 3.546 billion Canadian Idiots are effectively ruled by a group of massive corporations, who run for political office and provide their well-off citizens with world-class goods and services. Their poorer citizens, however, are mostly starving to death while being urged to go out and get real jobs. The populace has reasonably extensive civil rights, although these are mostly aimed at allowing them to buy whatever they like.

The tiny, corrupt, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Industry, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Amish Paradise. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 4.7%.

The frighteningly efficient Revived Unclearian economy, worth 842 trillion Couch Potatoes a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Retail, Information Technology, and Gambling. Black market activity is frequent. Average income is an amazing 237,632 Couch Potatoes, with the richest citizens earning 6.6 times as much as the poorest.

Economists have been named Invertebrates of the Year, Maxtopian tourists make expensive pilgrimages to Amish Paradise to enjoy their national art, the traditional Violetist dish of stuffed sheep's head is served with an intense look of shock upon its face, and factories grind to a halt every time there is an election. Crime, especially youth-related, is all-pervasive, perhaps because of the country's complete lack of prisons. Revived Unclear's national animal is the Lasanga, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is My Bologna.

Revived Unclear is ranked 1,313^th in the world and 225^th in The North Pacific for Most Influential, scoring 73,335 on the Soft Power Disbursement Rating.