The Conglomerate of Moneybagmen is a huge, orderly nation, ruled by Elong mask with an iron fist, and notable for its complete lack of prisons, complete lack of public education, and restrictive gun laws. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless population of 909 million Moneybagmenians are rabid consumers, partly through choice and partly because the government tells them to and dissenters tend to vanish from their homes at night.

The minute, corrupt, pro-business, well-organized government, or what there is of one, is primarily concerned with Industry, with Law & Order and Administration also on the agenda, while Spirituality and Environment are ignored. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Fat stackia. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 2.3%.

The frighteningly efficient Moneybagmenian economy, worth 134 trillion Gold bars a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is broadly diversified and led by the Retail industry, with major contributions from Gambling, Information Technology, and Uranium Mining. Average income is an impressive 148,243 Gold bars, but there is a vast disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 1,342,154 per year while the poor average 1,940, a ratio of 691 to 1.

Stale 'yo mamma' insults have been replaced by 'your maternal DNA' insults, claims adjusters are uselessly vague, eating kids as food has been enshrined in law, and Tesco was recently named as the new national treasurer. Crime is pervasive, perhaps because of the country's complete lack of prisons. Moneybagmen's national animal is the Golden goose, which is also the nation's favorite main course.

Moneybagmen is ranked 319,574^th in the world and 4,555^th in The North Pacific for Largest Welfare Programs, scoring -8.94 on the Safety Net Mesh Density Rating.