The Amber and blue of IZERN is a mammoth, cultured nation, ruled by ⠀⠀ with an even hand, and notable for its rum-swilling pirates, public floggings, and unlimited-speed roads. The hard-nosed, hard-working, humorless population of 8.396 billion ⠀⠀ are free to succeed or fail in life on their own merits; the successful tend to enjoy an opulent (but moralistic) lifestyle, while the failures can be seen crowding out most jails.

The relatively small, corrupt, moralistic, pro-business government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Industry, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of ⠀⠀. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 60.2%.

The frighteningly efficient ⠀⠀ economy, worth a remarkable 3,958 trillion ⠀⠀s a year, is broadly diversified and mostly comprised of black market activity, especially in Arms Manufacturing, Information Technology, Retail, and Gambling. Average income is an amazing 471,426 ⠀⠀s, but there is a vast disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 4,345,496 per year while the poor average 5,142, a ratio of 845 to 1.

Economic output is rising as the chronically depressed are persuaded not to burden society, the newest member of the royal family does not speak a word of the nation's language, graverobbers claim they're acting within the interest of 'scientific preservation', and those who sing the national anthem off-key have the key thrown away. Crime, especially youth-related, is all-pervasive, with the police force struggling against a lack of funding and a high mortality rate. IZERN's national animal is the ⠀⠀, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is ⠀⠀.

IZERN is ranked 1,018^th in the world and 24^th in The North Pacific for Largest Automobile Manufacturing Sector, scoring 14,767.09 on the Henry Ford Productivity Index.