The Divine Owl of Aidenfieeld is a titanic, safe nation, ruled by Aliand Methinhein with a fair hand, and renowned for its irreverence towards religion, hatred of cheese, and absence of drug laws. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful population of 19.858 billion Aidenfieeldians are free to do what they want with their own bodies, and vote for whomever they like in elections; if they go into business, however, they are regulated to within an inch of their lives.

The government — a sprawling, bureaucracy-choked, liberal, socially-minded morass — juggles the competing demands of Education, Healthcare, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Newfield. The average income tax rate is 98.2%.

The frighteningly efficient Aidenfieeldian economy, worth a remarkable 2,913 trillion Aidenfieeldian Banks a year, is highly specialized and led by the Book Publishing industry, with major contributions from Tourism and Information Technology. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 146,729 Aidenfieeldian Banks, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Jennifer Government is a bestseller, skateboarding is considered a form of diplomacy, grade school teachers mark homework with red "CITATION NEEDED" stamps, and sales of pregnancy testing kits are booming. Crime is totally unknown. Aidenfieeld's national animal is the Owl, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies, and its national religion is Atheism.

Aidenfieeld is ranked 329,391^st in the world and 4,244^th in the South Pacific for Largest Pizza Delivery Sector, scoring -21.99 on the Pepperoni Propulsion Productivity Index.