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Largest Trout Fishing Sector: 1,315th Most World Assembly Endorsements: 1,791st Most Influential: 2,033rd
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Walloonia

Population2.318 billion

CapitalAberystwyth
LeaderPresident Gruffydd
FaithCeltic paganism

Currencyceiniog
Animaldragon

The Republic of Walloonia is a massive, genial nation, ruled by President Gruffydd with a fair hand, and remarkable for its keen interest in outer space, irreverence towards religion, and absence of drug laws. The compassionate, hard-working, democratic population of 2.318 billion Walloonians hold their civil and political rights very dear, although the wealthy and those in business tend to be viewed with suspicion.

The medium-sized, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Industry, Education, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Aberystwyth. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 32.3%.

The frighteningly efficient Walloonian economy, worth 255 trillion ceiniogs a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Trout Farming industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Tourism, and Basket Weaving. Average income is an impressive 110,246 ceiniogs, with the richest citizens earning 8.3 times as much as the poorest.

Grannies get pulled over for knitting pullovers while driving, Walloonia is building an army to protect its overseas territories, corruption is a game of two halves, and alcoholics are lauded as national benefactors within the halls of the Ministry of Finance. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Walloonia's national animal is the dragon, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies, and its national religion is Celtic paganism.

Walloonia is ranked 30,720th in the world and 1,337th in the South Pacific for Most Cheerful Citizens, with 51.96 Percentage Of Water Glasses Perceived Half-Full.

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Largest Trout Fishing Sector: 1,315thTop
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Most World Assembly Endorsements: 1,791stMost Influential: 2,033rdLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 6,342ndTop
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Largest Cheese Export Sector: 8,760thMost Inclusive: 10,291stMost Compassionate Citizens: 11,166thNicest Citizens: 11,556thMost Politically Free: 12,826thHighest Disposable Incomes: 13,225thMost Developed: 14,152ndRudest Citizens: 15,115thLongest Average Lifespans: 16,879th
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Largest Trout Fishing Sector: 68th in the regionTop
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Most Influential: 176th in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 231st in the regionLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 258th in the regionLargest Cheese Export Sector: 291st in the regionHighest Disposable Incomes: 367th in the regionTop
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Most Inclusive: 385th in the regionMost Compassionate Citizens: 394th in the regionNicest Citizens: 402nd in the regionRudest Citizens: 431st in the regionMost Developed: 437th in the regionMost Politically Free: 437th in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 466th in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 520th in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 538th in the regionMost Cultured: 544th in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 579th in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 604th in the regionBest Weather: 610th in the regionLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 635th in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 644th in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 662nd in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 670th in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 679th in the regionSmartest Citizens: 683rd in the regionHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 683rd in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 684th in the regionHighest Economic Output: 712th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in Walloonia, alcoholics are lauded as national benefactors within the halls of the Ministry of Finance.
  • : Following new legislation in Walloonia, corruption is a game of two halves.
  • : Following new legislation in Walloonia, Walloonia is building an army to protect its overseas territories.
  • : Following new legislation in Walloonia, grannies get pulled over for knitting pullovers while driving.
  • : Following new legislation in Walloonia, interest in globalism never flags.
  • : Walloonia endorsed The Republic of Slenrotros.
  • : Walloonia was endorsed by The Republic of Slenrotros.
  • : Walloonia was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Largest Trout Fishing Sector.
  • : Following new legislation in Walloonia, gigantic marble churches take up almost half the land area of small villages.
  • : Following new legislation in Walloonia, the government is ignoring the latest terrorist atrocities in Aberystwyth for fear of causing a fuss.

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