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Most World Assembly Endorsements: 1,045thMost Influential: 1,782ndLargest Trout Fishing Sector: 4,142nd
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Population9.095 billion

LeaderPresident Pierce
FaithBrythonic paganism


The Republic of Walloonia is a colossal, cultured nation, ruled by President Pierce with a fair hand, and remarkable for its daily referendums, pith helmet sales, and irreverence towards religion. The compassionate, hard-working, democratic population of 9.095 billion Walloonians hold their civil and political rights very dear, although the wealthy and those in business tend to be viewed with suspicion.

The large, liberal, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Healthcare, Education, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Aberystwyth. The average income tax rate is 67.2%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Walloonian economy, worth 965 trillion ceiniogs a year, is led by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Trout Farming, Tourism, and Basket Weaving. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is an impressive 106,131 ceiniogs, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Angry citizens complain that there isn't enough geographical diversity on the new banknotes, road rage is rarer but more terminal now that many people drive fully-operational battle tanks to work, unpopular cops are fired at a moment's notice by the citizens they police, and history textbook pages are used as impromptu tissues by distraught students. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Walloonia's national animal is the dragon, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies, and its national religion is Brythonic paganism.

Walloonia is ranked 25,507th in the world and 760th in the South Pacific for Healthiest Citizens, with 9 bananas ingested per day.

Most World Assembly Endorsements: 1,045thMost Influential: 1,782ndTop
Largest Trout Fishing Sector: 4,142ndMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 10,030thMost Inclusive: 10,401stMost Beautiful Environments: 10,699thBest Weather: 10,859thHighest Food Quality: 11,013thTop
Most Compassionate Citizens: 13,153rdHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 13,370thNicest Citizens: 14,043rdMost Developed: 14,069thMost Stationary: 15,525thMost Cultured: 15,606thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 16,652ndLongest Average Lifespans: 17,622ndLargest Information Technology Sector: 17,895thSmartest Citizens: 18,062ndMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 19,015thMost Subsidized Industry: 19,140thMost Efficient Economies: 19,498thHighest Poor Incomes: 20,895thMost Scientifically Advanced: 21,756thHighest Economic Output: 22,269thMost Politically Free: 23,940thHealthiest Citizens: 25,507th
Most Politically Free: 142nd in the regionMost Influential: 166th in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 193rd in the regionLargest Trout Fishing Sector: 291st in the regionMost Stationary: 292nd in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 321st in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 343rd in the regionBest Weather: 348th in the regionHighest Food Quality: 356th in the regionHighest Drug Use: 370th in the regionMost Inclusive: 370th in the regionHighest Economic Output: 376th in the regionHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 406th in the regionLargest Populations: 411th in the regionMost Developed: 435th in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 440th in the regionMost Compassionate Citizens: 476th in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 483rd in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 493rd in the regionMost Cultured: 494th in the regionNicest Citizens: 502nd in the regionTop
Largest Information Technology Sector: 537th in the regionSmartest Citizens: 556th in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 590th in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 605th in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 619th in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 636th in the regionMost Extensive Civil Rights: 760th in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 760th in the regionLargest Black Market: 798th in the regionRudest Citizens: 803rd in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 804th in the regionLargest Governments: 863rd in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 869th in the regionSafest: 1,034th in the region

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