by Max Barry

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Most World Assembly Endorsements: 297th Most Influential: 490th Lowest Crime Rates: 2,970th
The Excelsior of
Inoffensive Centrist Democracy
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Leader Hondunurs Mendeons
Civil Rights
Political Freedom
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Population2.556 billion

LeaderLeader Hondunurs Mendeons


The Excelsior of Midand is a massive, safe nation, ruled by Leader Hondunurs Mendeons with an even hand, and remarkable for its infamous sell-swords, complete lack of prisons, and irreverence towards religion. The compassionate, humorless population of 2.556 billion Midandians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The large, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Law & Order, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Midandia. The average income tax rate is 94.3%.

The frighteningly efficient Midandian economy, worth 457 trillion Midoes a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Tourism, Arms Manufacturing, and Furniture Restoration. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is an impressive 179,142 Midoes, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Crime suspects are forced to submit to blood testing, ice-filled coffins are ominously positioned in the corner of every hospital ward, hordes of tourists are ruining the environment, and tax revenue is often intercepted by international accountants before ever seeing the national treasury. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Midand's national animal is the Dog, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Midand is ranked 26,096th in the world and 748th in the South Pacific for Most Cultured, scoring 79 on the Snufflebottom-Wiggendum Pentatonic Scale.

Most World Assembly Endorsements: 297thMost Influential: 490thTop
Lowest Crime Rates: 2,970thHealthiest Citizens: 3,849thSafest: 4,146thMost Subsidized Industry: 4,198thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 4,290thMost Scientifically Advanced: 4,507thHighest Poor Incomes: 4,679thMost Inclusive: 4,754thLargest Governments: 4,826thMost Developed: 5,054thLargest Information Technology Sector: 5,069thLongest Average Lifespans: 5,237thHighest Average Tax Rates: 5,388thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 5,562ndBest Weather: 6,321stMost Pacifist: 6,998thMost Advanced Public Transport: 7,118thHighest Average Incomes: 7,751stTop
Smartest Citizens: 8,523rdMost Beautiful Environments: 8,887thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 9,391stMost Efficient Economies: 9,447thLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 10,559thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 12,249thMost Advanced Public Education: 12,579thMost Secular: 13,803rdMost Advanced Defense Forces: 14,018thMost Corrupt Governments: 15,678thLargest Welfare Programs: 16,304th
Most Influential: 16th in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 33rd in the regionTop
Most Advanced Law Enforcement: 75th in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 77th in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 96th in the regionLargest Governments: 104th in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 129th in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 130th in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 137th in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 138th in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 142nd in the regionSafest: 148th in the regionMost Developed: 168th in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 169th in the regionMost Inclusive: 175th in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 189th in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 190th in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 191st in the regionBest Weather: 210th in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 213th in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 238th in the regionSmartest Citizens: 251st in the regionMost Pacifist: 252nd in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 260th in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 290th in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 336th in the regionLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 343rd in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 349th in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 359th in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 360th in the regionTop
Highest Foreign Aid Spending: 435th in the regionLargest Welfare Programs: 446th in the regionMost Secular: 451st in the regionHighest Economic Output: 466th in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 579th in the regionMost Stationary: 588th in the regionLargest Populations: 732nd in the region

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Endorsements Received: 242 » Great Vritannia, Concrete Slab, Nudnoji, Volaworand, Kurskland, Asdfghuiop, Pencil Sharpeners 2, East Sakhlin, CLEMENY, Silberne Wache, Outer Utonixick Gollinican, Esfalsa, Si-topia, The Two Jerseys, North Anatnom, Galvadoria, Isokenzar, Jehenna, Hanguk-Nippon, UnitedStatesofMrloong, Tyflugian, Antarctic Empires, Puerto Madryn, Southern Numenor, Noobpill, Myasima, Kiasu-ism, Imperial Snasdep, Holy Chimerland, Linguiniland, Sonnydesh, Rebel-topia, Solainsula, North Baltind, Sozoteki, Quiescent, Jaxon, Centristvill, Sthalrim, Oxsania, Aywhyou, Miesce, Pax Dracon, Nowa Europa, Gebirgig Pfingstemeinde Land, The Solar System Scope, Wild Space, Westoc Kinness, Pastir, Greor Ther, and 192 others.Synechdoche, Uncastania, Madhonia, Crabius, Erinor, Teachian, Loyandeneoperversordia, Nidon, Neo-Indonesia, Pelland, Lambdaland, Imperiium, Saganye, Mojoland, Pamela And Hepatitis, Privatore, Aguatania, Ufask, The Bloodguard, Three Rivia Levr, Soem, Tsvetania, Janapuri, Avalonica, KIROVET, Clearance Rax, Bentwaters, Great Andora, Commonwealth Of Astoria, Seliyan progressive Islands, Linden Oak, Curlyhoward, Filipinniana, Nettunia, Terra Leuthenia, Liberimery, The naked people, Arasi Luvasa, Nothanksbutseriously, Litorauria, Sanden, The ColdWyvernian Undead, Premier Knowhere, The Digital Ark, Runsiya, Ridehale, TheGreatHitlerJr, Japanese Federal Republic, Bawkie, LaPia, Drystar, New Formosa, Petropole States, North Kanuckistan, Lumpov Hasch, The Eight Hearths, Hastic, Nova Montron, Noire Denholm, Kobehia, Lightmare, Ilutheria, United States of Vietnam, Frickt, Yellunstryer, Iristead, Luddinlande, The United Expanse, Sorbruwka, Grantmooria, Lost And Found, Walloonia, Mantas Meow, Hotdog Bigfoot, Eustatia, Theorin, The Exarchate of the West, Democratic Parndia, Holy Dominate, Barabarom, Angevin Britannia, The Derpy Democratic Republic Of Herp, Paenoa, Native Inhabitants of Antarctica, Darakin, Beepee, Poopisiya, Ancient Slobovia, 073 039 109 032 080 111 112 112 121, Calistan, The BRK, Saciu, Upper Matoborala, Lotadia, European Defense Organization, Aschenburg, WTP All the good names are taken, Cretacia, Braavos and Lorath, Deosdora, The Walde, Phillius, Phantom Nation, Sakazade, Center Lisle, Freedwanda, Grirobor, Trinennie, Northendia, Zadiner, Dankstergrad, Paranoia, Zomburg, Saimeny Vik, St Oaks, Stannisland48, Escevola, Dylar, Khazadine, City States Nation, Bonaugure, Yttroland, Sandaoguo, Brendleton, Farelonia, Compassionate Living, Darwinitopia, Republic Archi, Bergenu, La Ascension, Wese Zippopiteradgil, Hanskarr, Tamil Nad, Skrucketts, Moreana, Howzat, Kekatron, Ratioprudentia, Sedunn, Soul Har, Havenfell, Trelatche, Vos Dothrak, Aidenfieeld, Rpjq, Santulanum, Qazahnir, Reptilians from the Alternate Earth, Bandorion, Thudor, Tijania, Sween-flu Quarantine Zone, FreeFishers, Larenien, GI-Land, Anachronolandia, Blahblah2017, Stoinia, Spazzhole, Pasito, Londenar, Hasilberg, Vincent Field, Black Ivars, Magical Land Secessionists, Bod Wareenaland, Nyfinest128, Utondara, Jaena, RestartAll, Farengeto, The Sakhalinsk Empire, Flying birdie, Ukronda, Ilovescience, Kongoudess, Oepix, Esansonia, United Stanstans, Zess, Lytan, Kringalia, Complete Conformity, The Sk8ing Unicorn, Festdidgea, Klein Bearkats, Eastern Nyan, Rabbitz, Islas Tualua, Goverwal, Republic of the Teutons, and Sagada.

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