|Leader||President Morgan Everett|
The Federation of Nowa Europa is a massive, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by President Morgan Everett with a fair hand, and notable for its smutty television, keen interest in outer space, and free-roaming dinosaurs. The hard-working, democratic population of 2.696 billion Nowa Europeans hold their civil and political rights very dear, although the wealthy and those in business tend to be viewed with suspicion.
The relatively small, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Education, Healthcare, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Silesia. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 42.5%.
The frighteningly efficient Nowa Europan economy, worth 483 trillion banknotes a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Tourism, Retail, and Arms Manufacturing. Average income is an impressive 179,465 banknotes, with the richest citizens earning 7.0 times as much as the poorest.
Businesses often fire workers in favour of cheaper automatic systems, religious terrorism is considered to be an Act of God by insurance companies, Nowa Europeans submit requests for a date in writing with an enclosed RSVP card, and Water Bear populations thrive as dogs are slaughtered in the millions. Crime is totally unknown. Nowa Europa's national animal is the Water Bear, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : Nowa Europa was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Highest Wealthy Incomes.
- : Following new legislation in Nowa Europa, Water Bear populations thrive as dogs are slaughtered in the millions.
- : Following new legislation in Nowa Europa, Nowa Europeans submit requests for a date in writing with an enclosed RSVP card.
- : Following new legislation in Nowa Europa, religious terrorism is considered to be an Act of God by insurance companies.
- : Following new legislation in Nowa Europa, businesses often fire workers in favour of cheaper automatic systems.
- : Following new legislation in Nowa Europa, the wearing and manufacture of fur apparel is banned.
- : Nowa Europa was endorsed by The Constitutional Republic of New Juan Carlos Land.
- : Nowa Europa was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Eco-Friendly Governments.
- : Following new legislation in Nowa Europa, citizens are allowed to rise or fall based on their own merits.
- : Nowa Europa was reclassified from "New York Times Democracy" to "Civil Rights Lovefest".
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