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Most World Assembly Endorsements: 497th Most Influential: 1,079th Rudest Citizens: 1,533rd
The Federation of
Civil Rights Lovefest
Ut Deum invoco: Hominus victus est in medium.
Civil Rights
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Nowa Europa

Population2.696 billion

LeaderPresident Morgan Everett

AnimalWater Bear

The Federation of Nowa Europa is a massive, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by President Morgan Everett with a fair hand, and notable for its smutty television, keen interest in outer space, and free-roaming dinosaurs. The hard-working, democratic population of 2.696 billion Nowa Europeans hold their civil and political rights very dear, although the wealthy and those in business tend to be viewed with suspicion.

The relatively small, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Education, Healthcare, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Silesia. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 42.5%.

The frighteningly efficient Nowa Europan economy, worth 483 trillion banknotes a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Tourism, Retail, and Arms Manufacturing. Average income is an impressive 179,465 banknotes, with the richest citizens earning 7.0 times as much as the poorest.

Businesses often fire workers in favour of cheaper automatic systems, religious terrorism is considered to be an Act of God by insurance companies, Nowa Europeans submit requests for a date in writing with an enclosed RSVP card, and Water Bear populations thrive as dogs are slaughtered in the millions. Crime is totally unknown. Nowa Europa's national animal is the Water Bear, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Nowa Europa is ranked 43,839th in the world and 2,143rd in the South Pacific for Largest Pizza Delivery Sector, scoring 2,676.83 on the Pepperoni Propulsion Productivity Index.

Most World Assembly Endorsements: 497thMost Influential: 1,079thRudest Citizens: 1,533rdTop
Largest Retail Industry: 2,748thMost Secular: 3,253rdLargest Information Technology Sector: 3,766thMost Inclusive: 5,116thMost Scientifically Advanced: 5,644thMost Rebellious Youth: 5,677thMost Developed: 5,814thSmartest Citizens: 6,100thHighest Disposable Incomes: 6,290thMost Cheerful Citizens: 7,041stHighest Average Incomes: 7,966thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 8,398thTop
Longest Average Lifespans: 9,278thMost Efficient Economies: 9,992ndHealthiest Citizens: 10,778thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 11,451stMost Beautiful Environments: 11,817thLargest Cheese Export Sector: 13,132ndMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 13,303rdMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 16,201stLeast Corrupt Governments: 16,766thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 16,997th
Rudest Citizens: 54th in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 62nd in the regionMost Influential: 65th in the regionTop
Largest Retail Industry: 81st in the regionMost Secular: 124th in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 126th in the regionMost Rebellious Youth: 142nd in the regionHighest Disposable Incomes: 158th in the regionSmartest Citizens: 178th in the regionMost Inclusive: 180th in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 181st in the regionMost Developed: 191st in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 201st in the regionMost Cheerful Citizens: 208th in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 225th in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 229th in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 271st in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 309th in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 326th in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 365th in the regionTop
Most Popular Tourist Destinations: 423rd in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 444th in the regionLargest Governments: 455th in the regionHighest Economic Output: 459th in the regionNudest: 462nd in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 475th in the regionLargest Cheese Export Sector: 485th in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 495th in the regionLargest Welfare Programs: 541st in the regionBest Weather: 545th in the regionMost Stationary: 575th in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 597th in the regionLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 635th in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 656th in the regionLeast Corrupt Governments: 706th in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 713th in the regionLargest Populations: 733rd in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Nowa Europa was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Highest Wealthy Incomes.
  • : Following new legislation in Nowa Europa, Water Bear populations thrive as dogs are slaughtered in the millions.
  • : Following new legislation in Nowa Europa, Nowa Europeans submit requests for a date in writing with an enclosed RSVP card.
  • : Following new legislation in Nowa Europa, religious terrorism is considered to be an Act of God by insurance companies.
  • : Following new legislation in Nowa Europa, businesses often fire workers in favour of cheaper automatic systems.
  • : Following new legislation in Nowa Europa, the wearing and manufacture of fur apparel is banned.
  • : Nowa Europa was endorsed by The Constitutional Republic of New Juan Carlos Land.
  • : Nowa Europa was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Eco-Friendly Governments.
  • : Following new legislation in Nowa Europa, citizens are allowed to rise or fall based on their own merits.
  • : Nowa Europa was reclassified from "New York Times Democracy" to "Civil Rights Lovefest".


World Assembly

Endorsements Received: 225 » Pencil Sharpeners 2, Erinor, Belschaft, Quiescent, Sandaoguo, Tsunamy, Havenfell, Nova Montron, The Solar System Scope, Si-topia, Techganet, Curlyhoward, Aidenfieeld, Luddinlande, Drugged Monkeys, Kringalia, Farengeto, Lambdaland, Sthalrim, FreeFishers, Centristvill, Jehenna, Bear Connors Paradiso, Oxsania, Kiasu-ism, Theorin, Japanese Federal Republic, The United Expanse, Darakin, Crabius, Moreana, Kholdan, Noveos, Native Inhabitants of Antarctica, Iristead, Little Pontanja, Holy Chimerland, Brendleton, Outer Utonixick Gollinican, Pamela And Hepatitis, Barabarom, European Defense Organization, Nyfinest128, Hanguk-Nippon, Soem, Rebel-topia, Tsvetania, Lotadia, Wyatonians, The naked people, and 175 others.Linguiniland, Aywhyou, United States of Vietnam, La Ascension, Escevola, Volaworand, Paranoia, Sedunn, Calistan, 073 039 109 032 080 111 112 112 121, Utondara, Fighting Kawi Ninja, Rhetiaa, Concrete Slab, Pastir, Saciu, Bluee Land, New Briantown, Jaxon, Avalonica, Yellunstryer, Great Andora, Aurcania, Aumeltopia, Beepee, UnShleepd, Silberne Wache, Liberated Lambergs, Towi Lamia, The National Corporation, Upper Usok Valley, Mona Landia, Anachronolandia, Macrothea, Shengtie, Isokenzar, Grouu, Elveka, North Kanuckistan, Awjan, Transcostria, Confessors Isle, Xandev, Republitank, USNE2018, Cuuldere, Aguatania, Lorora3, Badener, Kandorith, Ttyxious, Rabbitz, Phanama, Ronster, Kroumos, Midand, The Libertarian Nation of Songrandine, Darbor, Qvait, Zess, Qairus, Birdkeeper, Nankyoku Tairiku, Angelxwings, Maletora, Akindom, State of Iowa, Ariankido, Land Without Shrimp, Jahass, Wehraboos, The Filippinas, Mircea, Federated Kingdoms of Brittania, United Weshickstine, Academy of Umbrellas, The Dragon Enclave, Ostanasia, North Catimestistrianes, Ufask, KIROVET, Walloonia, Seliyan progressive Islands, Paenoa, Farrts, Choodox, Thuringia Reich, Staubsaugen, Stoniamera, Revanial, Braavos and Lorath, Dasko, Sonnydesh, Slenrotros, Plasitades, Drystar, The Two Jerseys, The Derpy Democratic Republic Of Herp, Spearos, East Sakhlin, Vincent Field, San Anaben, Antarctic Empires, A Frog Dimension, Gymnostan, Madhonia, Yeldarbsland, Bod Wareenaland, Privatore, Cypheri, Nothanksbutseriously, RestartAll, Pax Dracon, Noire Denholm, Atomic Garden, Crystal Creation, Ancient Slobovia, Republic Clovakh, Apabeossie, Asdfghuiop, The Canadian Republic Colonies, Bergenu, Democratic Parndia, Pays de Loire, Herbert Island, Lightmare, Trinennie, Esfalsa, Whimichy, Three Rivia Levr, Ridehale, Dankstergrad, Agalaesia, Sanden, Freedoom, Ezeleah, Poopisiya, Karatengisa, Abarri, Uncastania, Empire of the Western Woods, Lumpov Hasch, Sesteran, North Anatnom, Southern Numenor, St Oaks, United Qwebland, Direwolf1, Bentwaters, LaPia, Linden Oak, Khazadine, Lost And Found, Wese Zippopiteradgil, Farelonia, Sagada, Mantas Meow, Seldon and the Psychohistorians, Goddamous, Center Lisle, Churumduul, WTP All the good names are taken, Qawe, GI-Land, Tijanapolis, Janapuri, Freedwanda, Chocholand, The West Valley Mountains, Novagentum, Milvands, P R of China, Lester Crest, Doomen, and New Juan Carlos Land.

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