The Axolotl Empire of Andrendia is a massive, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by Emperor Andrea Oloto VII with a fair hand, and remarkable for its rum-swilling pirates, multi-spousal wedding ceremonies, and devotion to social welfare. The compassionate, democratic, devout population of 1.99 billion Andreians are free to do what they want with their own bodies, and vote for whomever they like in elections; if they go into business, however, they are regulated to within an inch of their lives.

The large, liberal, socially-minded, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Education, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Andreopolis. The average income tax rate is 83.9%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Andreian economy, worth 271 trillion Bricks a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is broadly diversified, is led by the Tourism industry, with significant contributions from Information Technology, Book Publishing, and Cheese Exports. Average income is an impressive 136,616 Bricks, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Emperor Andrea Oloto VII has promised 'power to the puppies', the nation's leader is normally just referred to as "snuggle-wuggle-huggy-bear", the nation's politicians are known more for the internet memes they spawn than any of their accomplishments, and the phrase 'spreading like wildfire' is no longer in the public lexicon. Crime is totally unknown. Andrendia's national animal is the Axolotl, which frolics freely in the nation's sparkling oceans, and its national religion is Azaelism.

Andrendia is ranked 244,860^th in the world and 11,838^th in the South Pacific for Highest Crime Rates, with 1.99 crimes per hour.