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Most World Assembly Endorsements: 741stMost Influential: 1,334thMost Valuable International Artwork: 3,268th
The Axolotl Empire of
Left-wing Utopia
Uniti Nelle Differenze
Emperor Andrea Oloto VII
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Population1.99 billion

LeaderEmperor Andrea Oloto VII


The Axolotl Empire of Andrendia is a massive, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by Emperor Andrea Oloto VII with a fair hand, and remarkable for its rum-swilling pirates, multi-spousal wedding ceremonies, and devotion to social welfare. The compassionate, democratic, devout population of 1.99 billion Andreians are free to do what they want with their own bodies, and vote for whomever they like in elections; if they go into business, however, they are regulated to within an inch of their lives.

The large, liberal, socially-minded, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Education, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Andreopolis. The average income tax rate is 83.9%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Andreian economy, worth 271 trillion Bricks a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is broadly diversified, is led by the Tourism industry, with significant contributions from Information Technology, Book Publishing, and Cheese Exports. Average income is an impressive 136,616 Bricks, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Emperor Andrea Oloto VII has promised 'power to the puppies', the nation's leader is normally just referred to as "snuggle-wuggle-huggy-bear", the nation's politicians are known more for the internet memes they spawn than any of their accomplishments, and the phrase 'spreading like wildfire' is no longer in the public lexicon. Crime is totally unknown. Andrendia's national animal is the Axolotl, which frolics freely in the nation's sparkling oceans, and its national religion is Azaelism.

Andrendia is ranked 244,860th in the world and 11,838th in the South Pacific for Highest Crime Rates, with 1.99 crimes per hour.

Most World Assembly Endorsements: 741stMost Influential: 1,334thTop
Most Valuable International Artwork: 3,268thMost Inclusive: 6,099thMost Rebellious Youth: 6,576thMost Cheerful Citizens: 6,703rdHighest Food Quality: 7,334thNicest Citizens: 7,944thMost Compassionate Citizens: 8,462ndHighest Poor Incomes: 8,541stMost Subsidized Industry: 8,873rdLargest Welfare Programs: 8,979thMost Cultured: 9,596thLongest Average Lifespans: 10,104thMost Advanced Public Transport: 10,333rdBest Weather: 10,350thHealthiest Citizens: 10,447thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 10,917thLargest Publishing Industry: 11,663rdMost Pacifist: 11,815thHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 11,855thMost Efficient Economies: 11,870thLargest Cheese Export Sector: 12,021stMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 12,311thMost Developed: 12,392ndMost Devout: 12,630thHighest Average Tax Rates: 12,915thMost Beautiful Environments: 13,028thTop
Largest Governments: 14,116thHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 14,147thSmartest Citizens: 14,994thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 15,692ndMost Advanced Public Education: 16,123rdMost Scientifically Advanced: 18,489thHighest Average Incomes: 19,181stLargest Information Technology Sector: 22,221stMost Income Equality: 24,815thLowest Crime Rates: 25,472ndMost Extensive Civil Rights: 26,798th
Most Influential: 108th in the regionMost Valuable International Artwork: 122nd in the regionTop
Most World Assembly Endorsements: 134th in the regionMost Rebellious Youth: 181st in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 194th in the regionMost Inclusive: 205th in the regionMost Cheerful Citizens: 217th in the regionHighest Food Quality: 232nd in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 238th in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 239th in the regionMost Devout: 252nd in the regionLargest Welfare Programs: 274th in the regionMost Cultured: 275th in the regionNicest Citizens: 280th in the regionMost Compassionate Citizens: 299th in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 308th in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 311th in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 320th in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 321st in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 325th in the regionMost Politically Free: 328th in the regionBest Weather: 341st in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 360th in the regionRudest Citizens: 374th in the regionMost Developed: 379th in the regionLargest Governments: 386th in the regionNudest: 394th in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 395th in the regionHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 413th in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 414th in the regionHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 436th in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 458th in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 461st in the regionMost Pacifist: 464th in the regionSmartest Citizens: 466th in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 481st in the regionLargest Cheese Export Sector: 503rd in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 549th in the regionMost Extensive Civil Rights: 561st in the regionTop
Largest Information Technology Sector: 635th in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 707th in the regionHighest Economic Output: 935th in the regionMost Stationary: 1,145th in the regionMost Income Equality: 1,198th in the region

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