The Elected LC of Concrete Slab is a massive, safe nation, ruled by Leader Aluminum with an even hand, and remarkable for its museums and concert halls, triple-decker prams, and smutty television. The compassionate, democratic population of 1.7 billion Concrete Slabians enjoy extensive civil rights and enjoy a level of social equality free from the usual accompanying government corruption.

The medium-sized government juggles the competing demands of Education, Defense, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Stone City. The average income tax rate is 74.1%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Concrete Slabian economy, worth 242 trillion Stones a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Tourism, and Book Publishing. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 142,767 Stones, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Leader Aluminum's exquisite office door is replaced monthly due to angry petitioners, euthanasia is illegal, the nation is committed to nuclear rearmament, and sales of disinfectant wipes have skyrocketed. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Concrete Slab's national animal is the Red Panda, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Concrete Slab is ranked 13,133^rd in the world and 390^th in the South Pacific for Most Cultured, scoring 102 on the Snufflebottom-Wiggendum Pentatonic Scale.