The Mighty Foundation of Concrete Slab is a colossal, cultured nation, ruled by Alistair Stonesworth with a fair hand, and remarkable for its keen interest in outer space, punitive income tax rates, and stringent health and safety legislation. The compassionate, hard-working, democratic population of 8.573 billion Concrte Slabians hold their civil and political rights very dear, although the wealthy and those in business tend to be viewed with suspicion.

The medium-sized, corrupt, liberal government juggles the competing demands of Education, Industry, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Stone City. The average income tax rate is 96.3%.

The frighteningly efficient Concrete Slabian economy, worth a remarkable 2,139 trillion Stones a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Tourism, Arms Manufacturing, and Book Publishing. Average income is an amazing 249,521 Stones, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Nuclear reactors are held together with party string and Hubba Bubba, refugees from other nations are flocking to Concrete Slab's border, power stations shutting down at night has made bedtime reading tricky, and the question of 'what is Alistair Stonesworth's favorite color?' has been given a priority rating of burnt-orange. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Concrete Slab's national animal is the Red Panda, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Concrete Slab is ranked 123,643^rd in the world and 5,398^th in the South Pacific for Most Average, scoring 37.35 on the Average Standardized Normality Scale.