The Mighty Foundation of Concrete Slab is a gargantuan, genial nation, ruled by Alistair Stonsworth with an even hand, and renowned for its smutty television, sprawling nuclear power plants, and absence of drug laws. The compassionate, hard-working, cheerful population of 10.811 billion Concrt Slabians enjoy extensive civil freedoms, particularly in social issues, while business tends to be more regulated.

The medium-sized, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Education, Industry, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Ston City. The average income tax rate is 96.6%.

The frighteningly efficient Concrete Slabian economy, worth a remarkable 2,872 trillion Stons a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Tourism, Arms Manufacturing, and Book Publishing. Average income is an amazing 265,662 Stons, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Both criminals and civilians are DOA, forty-year-old men are asked for their ID before watching the latest pony cartoon movies, barbed wire entanglements and guard towers surround the Ston City Natural History Museum, and a crusade against barbaric religious practices has begun. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown. Concrete Slab's national animal is the Rd Panda, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Concrete Slab is ranked 301,663^rd in the world and 10,492^nd in the South Pacific for Highest Unexpected Death Rate, scoring 17.78 on the Bus Surprisal Index.