The Mighty Foundation of Concrete Slab is a colossal, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by Alistair Stonsworth with a fair hand, and renowned for its smutty television, free-roaming dinosaurs, and daily referendums. The compassionate, hard-working, democratic population of 7.499 billion Concrt Slabians hold their civil and political rights very dear, although the wealthy and those in business tend to be viewed with suspicion.

The medium-sized, corrupt, liberal government juggles the competing demands of Education, Industry, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Ston City. The average income tax rate is 95.5%.

The frighteningly efficient Concrete Slabian economy, worth a remarkable 1,775 trillion Stons a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Tourism, Arms Manufacturing, and Book Publishing. Average income is an amazing 236,802 Stons, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Human tissue is grown in vats as a delicacy as well as for transplants, town nameplates frequently raise giggles from passing tourists, a widely accepted trade policy is "tit-for-tat", and local mafias have a tough time disposing of dead snitches without catching the attention of recycling authorities. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Concrete Slab's national animal is the Rd Panda, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Concrete Slab is ranked 1,201^st in the world and 51^st in the South Pacific for Most Valuable International Artwork, with 700.76 Bank.