The Mighty Foundation of Concrete Slab is a gargantuan, socially progressive nation, ruled by Alistair Stonsworth with an even hand, and notable for its daily referendums, complete lack of prisons, and sprawling nuclear power plants. The compassionate, hard-working, democratic, cheerful population of 11.475 billion Concrt Slabians enjoy extensive civil freedoms, particularly in social issues, while business tends to be more regulated.

The medium-sized, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Education, Industry, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Ston City. The average income tax rate is 96.9%.

The frighteningly efficient Concrete Slabian economy, worth a remarkable 3,163 trillion Stons a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Tourism, Arms Manufacturing, and Book Publishing. Average income is an amazing 275,695 Stons, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.9 times as much as the poorest.

Every week is blindness awareness week, citizens live in superstitious fear of the mysterious glowing clouds that float over Concrete Slab, the government helps teach children how to kill a man from six paces, and the 'three Rs' have become the 'four Rs' with the addition of Rightful Thought. Crime is totally unknown. Concrete Slab's national animal is the Rd Panda, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Concrete Slab is ranked 4,967^th in the world and 132^nd in the South Pacific for Largest Cheese Export Sector, scoring 6,689.65 on the Mozzarella Productivity Index.