by Max Barry

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Most World Assembly Endorsements: 2,034thMost Influential: 2,534thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 4,740th
The Nationalist State of
Father Knows Best State
Remember: Put Jam on your toast.
Kaiser of Jammlandia
Civil Rights
Political Freedom
Unheard Of

Overview Factbook Policies People Government Economy Rank Trend Cards


Population1.653 billion

CapitalThe Jam Factory
LeaderKaiser of Jammlandia
FaithThe Church of Jam

AnimalJam Cow

The Nationalist State of Jammlandia is a massive, cultured nation, ruled by Kaiser of Jammlandia with an iron fist, and remarkable for its keen interest in outer space, digital currency, and anti-smoking policies. The hard-nosed, cynical, devout population of 1.653 billion Jamlanders are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.

The medium-sized, corrupt, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of The Jam Factory. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 78.9%.

The frighteningly efficient Jammlandian economy, worth 270 trillion Jamcoins a year, is led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Tourism, and Book Publishing. Black market activity is frequent. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 163,607 Jamcoins, with the richest citizens earning 9.3 times as much as the poorest.

New safety regulations require all cars manufactured in Jammlandia to be bombproof, amusement park rides frequently collapse due to lack of maintenance, diplomatic cables about Kaiser of Jammlandia have suddenly been very flattering, and agreeing to appear on TV is often the best way to access social care. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Jammlandia's national animal is the Jam Cow, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is The Church of Jam.

Jammlandia is ranked 18,957th in the world and 624th in the South Pacific for Most Advanced Public Education, scoring 7,554.43 on the Edu-tellignce® Test Score.

Most World Assembly Endorsements: 2,034thTop
Most Influential: 2,534thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 4,740thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 6,315thMost Corrupt Governments: 6,837thLowest Crime Rates: 7,031stLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 7,179thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 7,764thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 7,820thMost Developed: 9,659thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 9,899thLargest Governments: 10,661stHealthiest Citizens: 10,981stLongest Average Lifespans: 11,191stMost Scientifically Advanced: 11,315thHighest Average Incomes: 11,376thTop
Most Popular Tourist Destinations: 13,011thLargest Information Technology Sector: 13,027thMost Efficient Economies: 13,217thMost Valuable International Artwork: 13,232ndMost Cultured: 14,063rdLargest Publishing Industry: 14,206thSmartest Citizens: 14,294thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 15,731stMost Beautiful Environments: 16,519thHighest Average Tax Rates: 16,535thMost Advanced Public Transport: 17,572ndMost Subsidized Industry: 17,759thMost Advanced Public Education: 18,957thLargest Black Market: 19,140thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 20,117thBest Weather: 21,296th
Most Advanced Defense Forces: 127th in the regionMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 181st in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 187th in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 207th in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 213th in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 251st in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 273rd in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 283rd in the regionMost Influential: 295th in the regionMost Developed: 299th in the regionLargest Governments: 300th in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 330th in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 335th in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 335th in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 357th in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 366th in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 400th in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 402nd in the regionMost Cultured: 407th in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 412th in the regionMost Valuable International Artwork: 413th in the regionTop
Most Efficient Economies: 419th in the regionSmartest Citizens: 441st in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 505th in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 507th in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 541st in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 590th in the regionLargest Black Market: 606th in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 618th in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 624th in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 651st in the regionBest Weather: 682nd in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Jammlandia voted for the World Assembly Resolution "Repeal "Liberate The Embassy"".
  • : Jammlandia was endorsed by The Federal Republic of Oano.
  • : Jammlandia lodged a message on the The South Pacific Regional Message Board.
  • : Following new legislation in Jammlandia, agreeing to appear on TV is often the best way to access social care.
  • : Following new legislation in Jammlandia, diplomatic cables about Kaiser of Jammlandia have suddenly been very flattering.
  • : Following new legislation in Jammlandia, amusement park rides frequently collapse due to lack of maintenance.
  • : Following new legislation in Jammlandia, new safety regulations require all cars manufactured in Jammlandia to be bombproof.
  • : Following new legislation in Jammlandia, lending firms are subject to strict government regulations.
  • : Following new legislation in Jammlandia, wait staff claim to like it when odorous customers flirt with them.
  • : Jammlandia endorsed The Holy Republic of East Nagaland.


World Assembly

Endorsements Received: 110 » Qvait, The Worst army of, Corgitopiaa, Crystal Creation, Aumeltopia, Amerion, Erinor, PenguinPies, Land Without Shrimp, Bawkie, New Briantown, Bleakfoot, Wehraboos, Ralphburg, Farengeto, West Pastafaria, Jehenna, Sandaoguo, Drugged Monkeys, Belschaft, 073 039 109 032 080 111 112 112 121, Hanguk-Nippon, Midand, Tsunamy, Concrete Slab, Andinla, Laamiva, Weryalachiressaraxiatopia, Curlyhoward, The Filippinas, Yeldarbsland, Ebonhand, Volaworand, Auphelia, Tepertopia, Abarri, Kandorith, Phanama, Holy Free, Drystar, Purple Hyacinth, Merevane, Steampunk Engineers, Proctethia, Bartonia Nova, Tsvetania, Royaltica, Brunier, Rebel-topia, Zataras, and 60 others.Alfama, House Ahsanul, Marinho Islands, Sedunn, The SpaceNeo-Goryeo Etymological Society, Vanbella, Eskvenn, Nowa Europa, Rabbitz, Apartment 11F, WI SD EA D, Shefino, The Solar System Scope, Yellunstryer, Abyssal Phantasm, Rotenaplistan, Aidenfieeld, Beepee, Tughampton, The Imperial Frost Federation, Wakandan Tribes, Indolos, Holota, Treir, The White Isles, Synarion, Playing Pianos Filled With Flames, Wallechi, Truskawkoland, Linguiniland, Honey Cake, Qawe, The Altan, Seythennia, Farelonia, Death to democracy, Shuckle Empire, Yeses, Scu Greinne, Conexia, Blondiesland, Pencil Sharpeners 2, Doge Land, LadyRebels, Bichedder, NIGHTRAY, Ipugao, West Bridgeport, Libedistan, Westenhald, New Belgrade, Enplatia, Doundaly, Gonrati, Noimosini, Fission, The United Australian States, Populaa, East Nagaland, and Oano.

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