The Nationalist State of Jammlandia is a massive, cultured nation, ruled by Kaiser of Jammlandia with an iron fist, and remarkable for its keen interest in outer space, digital currency, and anti-smoking policies. The hard-nosed, cynical, devout population of 1.653 billion Jamlanders are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.

The medium-sized, corrupt, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of The Jam Factory. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 78.9%.

The frighteningly efficient Jammlandian economy, worth 270 trillion Jamcoins a year, is led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Tourism, and Book Publishing. Black market activity is frequent. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 163,607 Jamcoins, with the richest citizens earning 9.3 times as much as the poorest.

New safety regulations require all cars manufactured in Jammlandia to be bombproof, amusement park rides frequently collapse due to lack of maintenance, diplomatic cables about Kaiser of Jammlandia have suddenly been very flattering, and agreeing to appear on TV is often the best way to access social care. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Jammlandia's national animal is the Jam Cow, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is The Church of Jam.

Jammlandia is ranked 18,957^th in the world and 624^th in the South Pacific for Most Advanced Public Education, scoring 7,554.43 on the Edu-tellignce® Test Score.