The Help of Drew Durrnil is a colossal, socially progressive nation, ruled by concrete slab with a fair hand, and notable for its deadly medical pandemics, daily referendums, and ritual sacrifices. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic, devout population of 7.067 billion Durrnilians live in a state of perpetual fear, as a complete breakdown of social order has led to the rise of order through biker gangs.

The minute, corrupt, liberal, pro-business, outspoken government, or what there is of one, is effectively ruled by the Department of Industry, although Education and Administration are also considered important, while Environment and Law & Order are ignored. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of dream. Income tax is unheard of.

The frighteningly efficient Durrnilian economy, worth a remarkable 1,867 trillion dreams a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is broadly diversified and led by the Retail industry, with significant contributions from Information Technology, Gambling, and Soda Sales. Average income is an amazing 264,197 dreams, but there is a vast disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 2,203,840 per year while the poor average 6,221, a ratio of 354 to 1.

The government is lending a hand to private industry, it's all quiet on the western front, sales of trenchcoats are on the rise, and farmers' market days almost always end in a shooting. Crime, especially youth-related, is so common that it is unusual to encounter someone following the law, perhaps because of the country's complete lack of prisons. Drew Durrnil's national animal is the dream, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is slabism.

Drew Durrnil is ranked 286,652^nd in the world and 6^th in Bottom Right for Most Income Equality, scoring 0.28 on the Marx-Engels Emancipation Scale.