The Tropical Canada of Drew Durrnil is a huge, genial nation, remarkable for its otherworldly petting zoo, compulsory vegetarianism, and lack of airports. The compassionate, hard-working, democratic, devout population of 830 million Drew Durrnilians hold their civil and political rights very dear, although the wealthy and those in business tend to be viewed with suspicion.

The large government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Teyaoré. The average income tax rate is 67.4%.

The frighteningly efficient Durrnilian economy, worth 90.7 trillion bons a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Retail industry, with major contributions from Tourism, Book Publishing, and Information Technology. Black market activity is frequent. Average income is an impressive 109,289 bons, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.4 times as much as the poorest.

Therapists dispense hugs for heroin dealers and cuddles for crackheads, bargain hunters descend on disaster zones for a quick spot of grocery shopping, the government defends a woman's right to choose, and hypochondriacs demand treatment for genetic disorders they don't have. Crime is totally unknown. Drew Durrnil's national animal is the Great White Shark, which frolics freely in the nation's sparkling oceans.

Drew Durrnil is ranked 87,578^th in the world and 395^th in Europe for Largest Gambling Industry, scoring 1,434.97 on the Kelly Criterion Productivity Index.