The Slab follower of Drew Durrnil is a titanic, cultured nation, ruled by concrete slab with an even hand, and remarkable for its deadly medical pandemics, enslaved workforce, and spontaneously combusting cars. The hard-nosed, hard-working, humorless population of 13.28 billion Durrnilians are either ruled by a sleek, efficient government or a conglomerate of multinational corporations; it's difficult to tell which.

The tiny, corrupt, pro-business government is dominated by the Department of Industry, with Education and Administration also on the agenda, while Environment and Spirituality receive no funds. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of dream. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 1.5%.

The frighteningly efficient Durrnilian economy, worth a remarkable 4,608 trillion dreams a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is broadly diversified and led by the Retail industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Soda Sales, and Gambling. Average income is an amazing 347,023 dreams, but there is a vast disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 3,134,280 per year while the poor average 4,644, a ratio of 674 to 1.

A firework a day does not in fact keep the doctor away, students consistently complain that the wi-fi ate their homework, the nation leads the South Pacific for unlikely accidents and truffle consumption, and things are looking up for sentient toilet bowls. Crime, especially youth-related, is so common that it is unusual to encounter someone following the law, perhaps because of the country's complete lack of prisons. Drew Durrnil's national animal is the dream, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation, and its national religion is slabism.

Drew Durrnil is ranked 2,294^th in the world and 54^th in the South Pacific for Most Cultured, scoring 248 on the Snufflebottom-Wiggendum Pentatonic Scale.