The Concrete slab is jesus of Drew Durrnil is a colossal, cultured nation, ruled by jesus christ aka me with a fair hand, and notable for its barren, inhospitable landscape, free-roaming dinosaurs, and rampant corporate plagiarism. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic, devout population of 6.384 billion Durrnilians live in a state of perpetual fear, as a complete breakdown of social order has led to the rise of order through biker gangs.

The minute, corrupt, liberal, pro-business, outspoken government, or what there is of one, is effectively ruled by the Department of Industry, although Administration, Education, and Healthcare are also considered important, while Environment and Law & Order aren't funded at all. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of funny memes. Income tax is unheard of.

The frighteningly efficient Durrnilian economy, worth a remarkable 1,652 trillion Dreams a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is broadly diversified and led by the Retail industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Soda Sales, and Gambling. Average income is an amazing 258,926 Dreams, but there is a vast disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 2,327,528 per year while the poor average 3,616, a ratio of 643 to 1.

The bonfire of the old paper records can be seen for miles around funny memes, violently opinionated speakers can be heard preaching their hateful views on every street corner, billion-Dream sentient AI killbots roll through the streets dispensing hot dogs and T-shirts, and advertisers scramble to sponsor the broadcast of jesus christ aka me's most personal functions. Crime, especially youth-related, is so common that it is unusual to encounter someone following the law, perhaps because of the country's complete lack of prisons. Drew Durrnil's national animal is the Dream, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is the order of jesus christ.

Drew Durrnil is ranked 304,885^th in the world and 7,309^th in the South Pacific for Most Primitive, scoring -494.09 on the Scary Big Number Scale.