The Green Republics of Drew Durrnil is a huge, socially progressive nation, renowned for its rum-swilling pirates, lack of airports, and punitive income tax rates. The compassionate, hard-working, democratic population of 528 million Drew Durrnilians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The medium-sized government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Teyaoré. The average income tax rate is 56.1%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Durrnilian economy, worth 52.1 trillion bons a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Retail industry, with major contributions from Tourism, Book Publishing, and Information Technology. Average income is 98,631 bons, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.0 times as much as the poorest.

Good-looking soldier boys have celebrity status amongst the nation's homosexuals, animal liberationists receive government funding to break into animal research labs, the nation's peacekeeping efforts usually comes with a healthy dose of pillaging, and territories have the right to secede if they aren't happy. Crime is totally unknown. Drew Durrnil's national animal is the Great White Shark, which frolics freely in the nation's sparkling oceans.

Drew Durrnil is ranked 21,042^nd in the world and 230^th in Europe for Largest Welfare Programs, scoring 3,195.06 on the Safety Net Mesh Density Rating.