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Most Valuable International Artwork: 159thRudest Citizens: 192ndHighest Crime Rates: 255th
The Concrete slab is jesus of
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Drew Durrnil

Population6.384 billion

Capitalfunny memes
Leaderjesus christ aka me
Faiththe order of jesus christ


The Concrete slab is jesus of Drew Durrnil is a colossal, cultured nation, ruled by jesus christ aka me with a fair hand, and notable for its barren, inhospitable landscape, free-roaming dinosaurs, and rampant corporate plagiarism. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic, devout population of 6.384 billion Durrnilians live in a state of perpetual fear, as a complete breakdown of social order has led to the rise of order through biker gangs.

The minute, corrupt, liberal, pro-business, outspoken government, or what there is of one, is effectively ruled by the Department of Industry, although Administration, Education, and Healthcare are also considered important, while Environment and Law & Order aren't funded at all. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of funny memes. Income tax is unheard of.

The frighteningly efficient Durrnilian economy, worth a remarkable 1,652 trillion Dreams a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is broadly diversified and led by the Retail industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Soda Sales, and Gambling. Average income is an amazing 258,926 Dreams, but there is a vast disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 2,327,528 per year while the poor average 3,616, a ratio of 643 to 1.

The bonfire of the old paper records can be seen for miles around funny memes, violently opinionated speakers can be heard preaching their hateful views on every street corner, billion-Dream sentient AI killbots roll through the streets dispensing hot dogs and T-shirts, and advertisers scramble to sponsor the broadcast of jesus christ aka me's most personal functions. Crime, especially youth-related, is so common that it is unusual to encounter someone following the law, perhaps because of the country's complete lack of prisons. Drew Durrnil's national animal is the Dream, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is the order of jesus christ.

Drew Durrnil is ranked 304,885th in the world and 7,309th in the South Pacific for Most Primitive, scoring -494.09 on the Scary Big Number Scale.

Most Valuable International Artwork: 159thRudest Citizens: 192ndHighest Crime Rates: 255thMost Armed: 330thLargest Soda Pop Sector: 341stLargest Gambling Industry: 410thHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 417thHighest Drug Use: 429thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 453rdMost Avoided: 522ndFattest Citizens: 539thLargest Retail Industry: 591stLowest Overall Tax Burden: 687thGreatest Rich-Poor Divides: 807thHighest Disposable Incomes: 943rdMost Rebellious Youth: 1,118thMost Influential: 1,413thLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 1,521stLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 2,199thMost Inclusive: 2,594thMost Corrupt Governments: 3,081stTop
Largest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 3,341stHighest Average Incomes: 4,018thMost Efficient Economies: 5,130thMost Scientifically Advanced: 5,234thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 7,357thLargest Publishing Industry: 7,841stLargest Information Technology Sector: 8,051stMost Devout: 8,882ndMost Cultured: 9,194thHighest Food Quality: 10,652ndHighest Economic Output: 13,604thLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 14,101stLargest Mining Sector: 14,756thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 15,048thTop
Largest Basket Weaving Sector: 19,704thMost Subsidized Industry: 22,305thMost Pro-Market: 26,263rdSmartest Citizens: 26,264thMost Patriotic: 27,973rdMost Extensive Civil Rights: 29,740th
Most Valuable International Artwork: 7th in the regionRudest Citizens: 14th in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 15th in the regionLargest Gambling Industry: 16th in the regionLargest Soda Pop Sector: 16th in the regionHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 18th in the regionHighest Crime Rates: 20th in the regionMost Armed: 21st in the regionLowest Overall Tax Burden: 21st in the regionHighest Drug Use: 22nd in the regionFattest Citizens: 22nd in the regionMost Avoided: 23rd in the regionGreatest Rich-Poor Divides: 24th in the regionLargest Retail Industry: 30th in the regionHighest Disposable Incomes: 34th in the regionLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 34th in the regionMost Rebellious Youth: 40th in the regionLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 44th in the regionLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 47th in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 74th in the regionTop
Most Inclusive: 84th in the regionMost Influential: 100th in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 115th in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 130th in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 152nd in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 161st in the regionMost Devout: 165th in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 222nd in the regionMost Pro-Market: 229th in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 236th in the regionHighest Economic Output: 255th in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 256th in the regionLargest Mining Sector: 260th in the regionMost Cultured: 272nd in the regionLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 276th in the regionMost Extensive Civil Rights: 284th in the regionHighest Food Quality: 352nd in the regionTop
Nudest: 412th in the regionLargest Black Market: 435th in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 447th in the regionMost Extreme: 464th in the regionLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 552nd in the regionMost Politically Free: 567th in the regionMost Patriotic: 581st in the regionLargest Populations: 657th in the region

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