The B00bs of Pamela And Hepatitis is a gargantuan, socially progressive nation, ruled by Glorious Sex Tape with a fair hand, and remarkable for its ubiquitous missile silos, pith helmet sales, and stringent health and safety legislation. The compassionate, hard-working, democratic, cheerful population of 35.584 billion Pamela And Hepatitisians hold their civil and political rights very dear, although the wealthy and those in business tend to be viewed with suspicion.

The large, liberal, outspoken government prioritizes Education, with Industry, Environment, and Healthcare also on the agenda, while Spirituality receives no funds. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Baywatch. The income tax rate is 100%.

The frighteningly efficient Pamela And Hepatitisian economy, worth a remarkable 9,515 trillion Silicons a year, is highly specialized and led by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Tourism and Book Publishing. Average income is an amazing 267,397 Silicons, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.3 times as much as the poorest.

Construction of the Really Big Hadron Collider is underway, unpackaged foodstuffs rot on store shelves, a faint smell of body odour can be detected at several miles' distance from the National Science Park, and military minds worry that 'the blue screen of death' on brand new operating systems may be a literal description. Crime is totally unknown. Pamela And Hepatitis's national animal is the Sisica, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Tommy Lee's Yacht.

Pamela And Hepatitis is ranked 124,470^th in the world and 4,512^th in the South Pacific for Largest Arms Manufacturing Sector, scoring 1,773.36 on the Charon Conveyancy Index.