The B00bs of Pamela And Hepatitis is a gargantuan, cultured nation, ruled by Glorious Sex Tape with a fair hand, and notable for its multi-spousal wedding ceremonies, free-roaming dinosaurs, and anti-smoking policies. The compassionate, hard-working, democratic, cheerful population of 38.808 billion Pamela And Hepatitisians hold their civil and political rights very dear, although the wealthy and those in business tend to be viewed with suspicion.

The large, liberal, outspoken government prioritizes Education, with Environment, Industry, and Healthcare also on the agenda, while Spirituality receives no funds. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Baywatch. The income tax rate is 100%.

The frighteningly efficient Pamela And Hepatitisian economy, worth an astonishing 10,488 trillion Silicons a year, is highly specialized and led by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Tourism and Book Publishing. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is an amazing 270,274 Silicons, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

The nation has an international reputation for compassion, it takes months to get the proper permits for a child's first tricycle, up to 40% of voters can finally read the issues they're deciding on, and the comic book series 'Glorious Sex Tape and the Villainous Corporate Cronies' is a best-seller. Crime is totally unknown. Pamela And Hepatitis's national animal is the Sisica, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Tommy Lee's Yacht.

Pamela And Hepatitis is ranked 268,399^th in the world and 12,500^th in the South Pacific for Highest Crime Rates, with 1.37 crimes per hour.