The Divine Owl of Aidenfieeld is a colossal, safe nation, ruled by Aliand Methinhein with an even hand, and notable for its national health service, daily referendums, and stringent health and safety legislation. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful population of 8.634 billion Aidenfieeldians enjoy extensive civil rights and enjoy a level of social equality free from the usual accompanying government corruption.

The government — a sprawling, bureaucracy-choked, liberal morass — juggles the competing demands of Education, Environment, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Annville. The average income tax rate is 95.9%.

The frighteningly efficient Aidenfieeldian economy, worth 897 trillion Aidenfieeldian Banks a year, is driven almost entirely by government activity. The industrial sector, which is extremely specialized, is mostly made up of the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Book Publishing. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is an impressive 103,960 Aidenfieeldian Banks, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

It is not politically correct to suspect that a serially convicted burglar might steal again, it's harder to qualify for IVF than for a good university, internet sites are legally unable to stop their users from posting pornography, and a favorite "life hack" for gap year backpackers is to pretend to be homeless for government handouts. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Aidenfieeld's national animal is the Owl, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies.

Aidenfieeld is ranked 4,051^st in the world and 132^nd in the South Pacific for Longest Average Lifespans, with 92.9 years.