The Divine Owl of Aidenfieeld is a colossal, genial nation, ruled by Aliand Methinhein with an even hand, and notable for its national health service, irreverence towards religion, and devotion to social welfare. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful population of 7.749 billion Aidenfieeldians enjoy extensive civil freedoms, particularly in social issues, while business tends to be more regulated.

The government — a sprawling, bureaucracy-choked, liberal morass — juggles the competing demands of Education, Environment, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Annville. The average income tax rate is 95.8%.

The frighteningly efficient Aidenfieeldian economy, worth 809 trillion Aidenfieeldian Banks a year, is driven almost entirely by government activity. The industrial sector, which is highly specialized, is led by the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Book Publishing and Information Technology. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is an impressive 104,474 Aidenfieeldian Banks, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Party-lovers often change religions just for the weekend, politicians are often found scavenging bins at night to supplement their income, the best way to be heard in politics is to speak softly and carry a big comedy prop, and tourists visit Aidenfieeld to mass-moon Aidenfieeldian politicians. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Aidenfieeld's national animal is the Owl, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies.

Aidenfieeld is ranked 2,458^th in the world and 60^th in the South Pacific for Most Advanced Public Education, scoring 18,314.64 on the Edu-tellignce® Test Score.