The Happy Holidays of Aidenfieeld is a massive, socially progressive nation, ruled by Aliand Methinhein with a fair hand, and renowned for its complete lack of prisons, smutty television, and devotion to social welfare. The compassionate, democratic population of 2.894 billion Aidenfieeldians hold their civil and political rights very dear, although the wealthy and those in business tend to be viewed with suspicion.

The enormous government juggles the competing demands of Education, Environment, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Annville. The average income tax rate is 88.8%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Aidenfieeldian economy, worth 280 trillion Aidenfieeldian Banks a year, is highly specialized and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Book Publishing, Tourism, and Basket Weaving. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is 96,768 Aidenfieeldian Banks, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

One does not simply walk into the tundra, the horniness of the great-horned Owl is considered a national priority, at least 1% of the Ministry of Foreign Affairs budget goes to Aliand Methinhein's wardrobe, and the new national campaign exhorts men to "Show Some Class - Don't Sit On Your Ass". Crime is totally unknown. Aidenfieeld's national animal is the Owl, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies.

Aidenfieeld is ranked 67,567^th in the world and 2,487^th in the South Pacific for Most Advanced Law Enforcement, scoring 1,572.51 on the Orwell Orderliness Index.