The Divine Owl of Aidenfieeld is a gargantuan, safe nation, ruled by Aliand Methinhein with an even hand, and notable for its complete lack of prisons, daily referendums, and absence of drug laws. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful population of 10.405 billion Aidenfieeldians enjoy extensive civil rights and enjoy a level of social equality free from the usual accompanying government corruption.

The government — a sprawling, bureaucracy-choked, liberal morass — juggles the competing demands of Education, Healthcare, and Environment. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Annville. The average income tax rate is 96.2%.

The frighteningly efficient Aidenfieeldian economy, worth a remarkable 1,113 trillion Aidenfieeldian Banks a year, is driven almost entirely by government activity. The industrial sector, which is highly specialized, is mostly made up of the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Book Publishing. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is an impressive 106,967 Aidenfieeldian Banks, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Big Agriculture has the government by the nuts, professionals are ready to retire by the time they receive permission to use their credentials, asking 'does my bum look big in this?' leads to 30 hours of self-esteem classes, and corporations are forbidden from employing outside the nation. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Aidenfieeld's national animal is the Owl, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies.

Aidenfieeld is ranked 245,594^th in the world and 11,404^th in the South Pacific for Greatest Rich-Poor Divides, with 1.34 Rich To Poor Income Ratio.