The Jolly Owl of Aidenfieeld is a gargantuan, safe nation, ruled by Aliand Methinhein with an even hand, and notable for its complete lack of prisons, national health service, and punitive income tax rates. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful population of 13.814 billion Aidenfieeldians enjoy extensive civil rights and enjoy a level of social equality free from the usual accompanying government corruption.

The government — a sprawling, bureaucracy-choked, liberal, socially-minded morass — juggles the competing demands of Education, Healthcare, and Environment. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Annville. The average income tax rate is 96.6%.

The frighteningly efficient Aidenfieeldian economy, worth a remarkable 1,578 trillion Aidenfieeldian Banks a year, is driven almost entirely by government activity. The industrial sector, which is highly specialized, is led by the Book Publishing industry, with major contributions from Tourism and Information Technology. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is an impressive 114,265 Aidenfieeldian Banks, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

'A is for Annulment' is a popular children's song, government officials sit helplessly as they are labelled 'Pompous Womples' by celebrities, government theft from poor artists to give to rich allies has been dubbed the "reverse Robin Hood" policy, and counselors have to sign pledges supporting gay rights before they can speak to any patients. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Aidenfieeld's national animal is the Owl, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies.

Aidenfieeld is ranked 128,906^th in the world and 2,632^nd in the South Pacific for Highest Wealthy Incomes, with 126,842 Standard Monetary Units.