The Rarely-Seen Owl of Aidenfieeld is a colossal, socially progressive nation, ruled by Aliand Methinhein with an even hand, and renowned for its smutty television, keen interest in outer space, and devotion to social welfare. The compassionate, democratic population of 6.361 billion Aidenfieeldians enjoy extensive civil rights and enjoy a level of social equality free from the usual accompanying government corruption.

The government — a sprawling, bureaucracy-choked, socially-minded morass — juggles the competing demands of Education, Environment, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Annville. The average income tax rate is 95.1%.

The frighteningly efficient Aidenfieeldian economy, worth 685 trillion Aidenfieeldian Banks a year, is highly specialized and led by the Tourism industry, with significant contributions from Book Publishing, Information Technology, and Basket Weaving. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 107,748 Aidenfieeldian Banks, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Armed war-criminals gain asylum if deemed 'fabulous' enough, East Lebatuckese luxury goods are plundered by the working class of Aidenfieeld, 4-year-olds are often found reminiscing about the 'good old days', and businesses that prove successful are immediately broken up. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Aidenfieeld's national animal is the Owl, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies.

Aidenfieeld is ranked 87,807^th in the world and 3,570^th in the South Pacific for Largest Basket Weaving Sector, scoring 2,150.97 on the Hickory Productivity Index.