by Max Barry

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Most Advanced Law Enforcement: 355thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 477thMost Influential: 1,162nd
The United Kingdom of
Father Knows Best State
Deo Favente
Civil Rights
Below Average
Political Freedom

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The Two Jerseys

Population26.212 billion

LeaderHM King Louis
FaithRoman Catholicism

CurrencyCaesarean Pound

The United Kingdom of The Two Jerseys is a gargantuan, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by HM King Louis with an iron fist, and remarkable for its frequent executions, keen interest in outer space, and compulsory military service. The hard-nosed, cynical, devout population of 26.212 billion Caesareans are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.

The enormous, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Defense, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Princeton. The average income tax rate is 95.6%.

The frighteningly efficient Caesarean economy, worth a remarkable 3,920 trillion Caesarean Pounds a year, is highly specialized and mostly made up of the Tourism industry, with significant contributions from Book Publishing and Arms Manufacturing. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 149,556 Caesarean Pounds, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Signs at the border tell international drivers where they can put their cars, mystics are claiming that a simultaneous rise in scepticism and education budgets is correlation rather than causation, no one is quite sure what many government officials look like, and political speeches always take place at sunset to a background of patriotic power ballads. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. The Two Jerseys's national animal is the Crocodile, which frolics freely in the nation's sparkling oceans, and its national religion is Roman Catholicism.

The Two Jerseys is ranked 128,556th in the world and 2,221st in the South Pacific for Most Conservative, scoring 55.5 on the Bush-Santorum Dawning Terror Index.

Most Advanced Law Enforcement: 355thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 477thMost Influential: 1,162ndMost Stationary: 1,381stMost Advanced Defense Forces: 2,560thTop
Most Popular Tourist Destinations: 3,015thLowest Crime Rates: 3,018thSafest: 3,533rdMost Beautiful Environments: 4,177thMost Cultured: 4,183rdLargest Publishing Industry: 4,305thHighest Economic Output: 4,975thHighest Average Tax Rates: 5,340thMost Rebellious Youth: 5,602ndMost Efficient Economies: 5,901stMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 6,301stLargest Governments: 6,709thLargest Populations: 7,152ndMost Corrupt Governments: 8,377thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 9,447thBest Weather: 9,503rdMost Developed: 9,683rdMost Devout: 9,782ndMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 9,940thHighest Poor Incomes: 10,586thHighest Food Quality: 10,656thMost Subsidized Industry: 10,854thMost Advanced Public Education: 11,298thMost Advanced Public Transport: 12,414thSmartest Citizens: 13,041stTop
Most Armed: 15,785thLongest Average Lifespans: 16,884thHighest Average Incomes: 22,726th
Most Advanced Law Enforcement: 7th in the regionMost Stationary: 29th in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 37th in the regionTop
Largest Populations: 57th in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 67th in the regionMost Influential: 72nd in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 74th in the regionHighest Economic Output: 83rd in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 84th in the regionMost Cultured: 90th in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 95th in the regionSafest: 96th in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 103rd in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 116th in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 122nd in the regionMost Rebellious Youth: 122nd in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 131st in the regionLargest Governments: 155th in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 155th in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 160th in the regionMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 198th in the regionMost Devout: 205th in the regionMost Armed: 225th in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 237th in the regionTop
Most Developed: 256th in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 258th in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 270th in the regionBest Weather: 286th in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 292nd in the regionHighest Food Quality: 300th in the regionSmartest Citizens: 339th in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 408th in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 469th in the region

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