by Max Barry

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Most Advanced Law Enforcement: 358thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 658thMost Influential: 1,214th
The United Kingdom of
Inoffensive Centrist Democracy
Deo Favente
Civil Rights
Political Freedom

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The Two Jerseys

Population21.949 billion

LeaderHM King Louis
FaithRoman Catholicism

CurrencyCaesarean Pound

The United Kingdom of The Two Jerseys is a gargantuan, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by HM King Louis with an even hand, and notable for its frequent executions, ubiquitous missile silos, and hatred of cheese. The hard-nosed, devout population of 21.949 billion Caesareans have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The enormous, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Defense, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Princeton. The average income tax rate is 95.1%.

The frighteningly efficient Caesarean economy, worth a remarkable 3,277 trillion Caesarean Pounds a year, is quite specialized and mostly made up of the Tourism industry, with significant contributions from Book Publishing and Arms Manufacturing. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 149,342 Caesarean Pounds, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Barbed wire entanglements and guard towers surround the Princeton Natural History Museum, the alarmingly racist TV show 'Bigtopians Say the Darndest Things' is a hit, in life full of care there is no time to stop and stare, and concerned environmentalists wipe away their tears with tissues sourced from Tasmanian old-growth redwoods. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. The Two Jerseys's national animal is the Crocodile, which frolics freely in the nation's sparkling oceans, and its national religion is Roman Catholicism.

The Two Jerseys is ranked 13,674th in the world and 428th in the South Pacific for Smartest Citizens, with 77.81 quips per hour.

Most Advanced Law Enforcement: 358thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 658thMost Influential: 1,214thMost Stationary: 1,612thTop
Most Advanced Defense Forces: 2,675thLowest Crime Rates: 2,724thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 2,845thSafest: 3,386thMost Cultured: 3,449thLargest Publishing Industry: 4,287thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 4,403rdMost Efficient Economies: 4,595thMost Beautiful Environments: 4,868thMost Devout: 4,994thHighest Economic Output: 5,045thMost Corrupt Governments: 5,315thHighest Average Tax Rates: 5,484thMost Rebellious Youth: 5,718thMost Subsidized Industry: 6,152ndLargest Governments: 6,517thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 7,676thLargest Populations: 7,715thHighest Poor Incomes: 8,252ndMost Armed: 10,013thMost Developed: 10,073rdHighest Food Quality: 10,167thMost Advanced Public Education: 11,633rdMost Advanced Public Transport: 12,408thTop
Most Extensive Public Healthcare: 13,403rdSmartest Citizens: 13,674thBest Weather: 14,523rdHighest Average Incomes: 15,405thLongest Average Lifespans: 18,874thMost Patriotic: 24,013thMost Valuable International Artwork: 24,433rd
Most Advanced Law Enforcement: 14th in the regionMost Stationary: 37th in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 47th in the regionLargest Populations: 67th in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 82nd in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 85th in the regionMost Influential: 94th in the regionMost Cultured: 99th in the regionHighest Economic Output: 102nd in the regionMost Devout: 102nd in the regionSafest: 102nd in the regionTop
Most Politically Apathetic Citizens: 105th in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 111th in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 116th in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 134th in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 139th in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 140th in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 146th in the regionMost Rebellious Youth: 151st in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 154th in the regionLargest Governments: 175th in the regionMost Armed: 177th in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 225th in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 233rd in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 297th in the regionMost Developed: 318th in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 327th in the regionHighest Food Quality: 334th in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 389th in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 415th in the regionSmartest Citizens: 428th in the regionBest Weather: 466th in the regionTop
Most Patriotic: 545th in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 628th in the regionMost Valuable International Artwork: 675th in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 799th in the regionLargest Black Market: 811th in the region

World Assembly

Endorsements Received: 228 » Curlyhoward, Darakin, Tsunamy, Drugged Monkeys, Great Scapula, Lioniel, Farengeto, Kringalia, Sandaoguo, Kiasu-ism, FreeFishers, Transtemporal Shifts, The Solar System Scope, Auphelia, Moreana, Centristvill, Jehenna, Aidenfieeld, Hanguk-Nippon, Rebel-topia, Volaworand, Sedunn, North Kanuckistan, Calistan, 073 039 109 032 080 111 112 112 121, Nova Montron, Yellunstryer, Beepee, Abarri, Camante, Isokenzar, USNE2018, Xandev, Land Without Shrimp, Wehraboos, Drystar, Nowa Europa, Bear Connors Paradiso, Dereistic, PenguinPies, Amerion, Zaelith, Fasire, Mapico, The naked people, Corgitopiaa, Bleakfoot, Bawkie, Holy Free, Ebonhand, and 178 others.West Pastafaria, Ralphburg, Soem, South Caleblan, The Worst army of, Hong Kong Kowloon and New Territories, Markla, Shefino, Laamiva, South Western Korea, Myness, Midand, Concrete Slab, Andinla, The SpaceNeo-Goryeo Etymological Society, Tioloman, Western Fardelshufflestein, Tepertopia, Phanama, Valdutz, Steviland, Myhomecountry, Blondiesland, Canmore, Holota, Treir, Truskawkoland, Pencil Sharpeners 2, Unojo, Proctethia, Bohenia, NIGHTRAY, Enplatia, Noimosini, Westenhald, Arvan Irawer, Doundaly, New Qafedemar, Herbert Island, Oxyliteral, United States of Belvaria, Rectionk, Uvalor, Aschenburg, Ragabania, Freedoom, Kiani, Kaleidescooptopia, Beblahbleblo, New Sanet, Moridine, Danily, Anatasha, Linguiniland, New Plant, The Island of Sorna, Great Marsinia, Drew Durrnil, Indolos, Saciu, Damn Frigid Wastelands, GERMAN EMPIER, Yaravia, Malmsia, Eastern Cenland Anuicalica, New American Dictatorship, Aurcania, Gonrati, Andrendia, The Imperial Of Notsep, Flaksis, The Woragopiria, Immund, Cereskia 2, Ambirich, The Haughtherlands, Piscantium, PsiCorps, Arscanesia, Farelonia, Raidener, A Place Somewhere, Achemar, Venezia Pacifica, Kanatian Percocet, Stephastan, Respackjakenrhace, Cucutenium, Chernaya Zvezda, Skaladoria, Pavel420, Eleuthelrium, Kantamaria, Quinta Caporales, Makinius, Ever Testing, Erstavik, Willing Mind, Donat Invadia, Ranra, Ipugao, Zanforadon, Berusturg, Mavenu, Uunited Islands, Imperium Sempiternum, Monaque, Villa Caruso, Shintoese, Bonobiana, Swinlorway, Brazilian impero2, Democratic Chanum Ter Heak, Goom Bay, Flumenvallis, Esterwood, North Pernambuco, Oppalli, Blancemon, South Pernambuco, Martiland, Tupolov, Paganan, Leimarite Empire, Great Lothian, Bavaristan, Baron Ungern and Tzar Nicholas, Ostavaria, Froshar, Avacquer, Auviantan Outh Islands, Idealismm, Greneria, Shoinkwishima, Sismite, Max Siotto, Mnemnovia, Tyrantistica, ARIAPOLIS01, Gennaretia, United States of Vietnam, Bistritza, Kaldosky, Antwerpen1, Lynxaion, Eae, Shadeth, LadyRebels, Tyflugian, Arugan, Driodal, Iyski, Dupanda, Aflus, Lile Ulie Islands, Taigama, New Cacaodia, Rhetiaa, Theilan2, Petea, Eggraria, South Pacifican Kilendjj, Greater New Rhodesia and Nyasaland, Nouvel Empire, Sureiya, Winlah, Ostela-Aswines, Dakalian, Sapoe, Godchouzetsu, Ardenswije, Maclalindo, Kurdislavic Algharbistan, MaPetiteFille, TescoPepsi, Evinea, Altnavia, and Boraland.