by Max Barry

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Most Advanced Law Enforcement: 237thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 840thMost Influential: 1,111th
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The Two Jerseys

Population17.657 billion

LeaderHM King Louis
FaithRoman Catholicism

CurrencyCaesarean Pound

The United Kingdom of The Two Jerseys is a gargantuan, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by HM King Louis with an iron fist, and renowned for its frequent executions, sprawling nuclear power plants, and complete absence of social welfare. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, devout population of 17.657 billion Caesareans are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.

The large, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Defense, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Princeton. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 92.8%.

The frighteningly efficient Caesarean economy, worth a remarkable 2,719 trillion Caesarean Pounds a year, is quite specialized and dominated by the Tourism industry, with significant contributions from Book Publishing, Arms Manufacturing, and Beef-Based Agriculture. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 153,993 Caesarean Pounds, but there is a significant disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 457,112 per year while the poor average 40,701, a ratio of 11.2 to 1.

The diplomatic corps tends to open negotiations by insulting all the foreigners in the room, park rangers struggle to deal with a rash of stolen pic-a-nic baskets, barbed wire entanglements and guard towers surround the Princeton Natural History Museum, and the alarmingly racist TV show 'Bigtopians Say the Darndest Things' is a hit. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. The Two Jerseys's national animal is the Crocodile, which frolics freely in the nation's sparkling oceans, and its national religion is Roman Catholicism.

The Two Jerseys is ranked 200,928th in the world and 8,047th in the South Pacific for Largest Basket Weaving Sector, scoring -9.32 on the Hickory Productivity Index.

Most Advanced Law Enforcement: 237thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 840thMost Influential: 1,111thMost Stationary: 1,849thTop
Lowest Crime Rates: 2,610thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 2,709thMost Cultured: 3,184thSafest: 3,313thMost Efficient Economies: 3,437thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 3,438thLargest Publishing Industry: 4,049thMost Devout: 4,255thMost Corrupt Governments: 4,319thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 4,726thHighest Economic Output: 4,793rdMost Subsidized Industry: 5,564thMost Beautiful Environments: 5,669thMost Rebellious Youth: 6,036thHighest Average Tax Rates: 6,080thLargest Governments: 6,194thMost Armed: 7,260thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 8,132ndLargest Populations: 8,409thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 9,247thTop
Highest Average Incomes: 12,581stMost Advanced Public Education: 12,929thMost Developed: 13,170thLargest Agricultural Sector: 14,614thSmartest Citizens: 14,868thMost Valuable International Artwork: 15,578thMost Advanced Public Transport: 17,014th
Most Advanced Law Enforcement: 7th in the regionMost Stationary: 41st in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 49th in the regionLargest Populations: 78th in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 79th in the regionTop
Highest Economic Output: 87th in the regionMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 89th in the regionMost Cultured: 95th in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 97th in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 102nd in the regionSafest: 106th in the regionMost Influential: 111th in the regionMost Devout: 111th in the regionMost Rebellious Youth: 146th in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 146th in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 151st in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 153rd in the regionLargest Governments: 157th in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 162nd in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 167th in the regionMost Armed: 175th in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 196th in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 204th in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 270th in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 333rd in the regionMost Developed: 374th in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 393rd in the regionTop
Smartest Citizens: 453rd in the regionLargest Agricultural Sector: 455th in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 487th in the regionMost Valuable International Artwork: 534th in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 608th in the regionLargest Black Market: 810th in the region

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