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Most Advanced Law Enforcement: 174th Most Efficient Economies: 646th Most World Assembly Endorsements: 1,537th
The United Kingdom of
Father Knows Best State
Deo Favente
Civil Rights
Below Average
Political Freedom

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The Two Jerseys

Population14.445 billion

LeaderHM King Louis
FaithRoman Catholicism

CurrencyCaesarean Pound

The United Kingdom of The Two Jerseys is a gargantuan, cultured nation, ruled by HM King Louis with an iron fist, and notable for its museums and concert halls, public floggings, and punitive income tax rates. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, devout population of 14.445 billion Caesareans are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.

The large, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Defense, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Princeton. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 91.8%.

The frighteningly efficient Caesarean economy, worth a remarkable 2,248 trillion Caesarean Pounds a year, is quite specialized and dominated by the Tourism industry, with significant contributions from Book Publishing, Arms Manufacturing, and Beef-Based Agriculture. Average income is an impressive 155,683 Caesarean Pounds, but there is a significant disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 470,744 per year while the poor average 40,082, a ratio of 11.7 to 1.

The diplomatic corps tends to open negotiations by insulting all the foreigners in the room, park rangers struggle to deal with a rash of stolen pic-a-nic baskets, barbed wire entanglements and guard towers surround the Princeton Natural History Museum, and the alarmingly racist TV show 'Bigtopians Say the Darndest Things' is a hit. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. The Two Jerseys's national animal is the Crocodile, which frolics freely in the nation's sparkling oceans, and its national religion is Roman Catholicism.

The Two Jerseys is ranked 158,893rd in the world and 6,578th in the South Pacific for Highest Workforce Participation Rate, with 39.17 Workforce Participation Rate.

Most Advanced Law Enforcement: 174thMost Efficient Economies: 646thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 1,537thMost Influential: 1,556thTop
Most Stationary: 2,155thLowest Crime Rates: 2,440thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 2,552ndMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 2,685thMost Cultured: 3,267thMost Corrupt Governments: 3,397thSafest: 3,409thLargest Agricultural Sector: 3,840thMost Devout: 3,976thLargest Publishing Industry: 4,199thHighest Economic Output: 4,741stMost Subsidized Industry: 4,812thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 5,018thLargest Governments: 6,265thMost Beautiful Environments: 6,389thMost Rebellious Youth: 6,456thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 6,615thHighest Average Tax Rates: 6,794thTop
Most Developed: 8,933rdLargest Populations: 9,405thLongest Average Lifespans: 10,383rdMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 10,678thHighest Average Incomes: 11,294thMost Advanced Public Education: 15,078th
Most Advanced Law Enforcement: 3rd in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 10th in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 36th in the regionMost Stationary: 46th in the regionMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 53rd in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 64th in the regionTop
Most Corrupt Governments: 72nd in the regionHighest Economic Output: 73rd in the regionMost Influential: 80th in the regionMost Devout: 83rd in the regionLargest Populations: 85th in the regionMost Cultured: 93rd in the regionLargest Agricultural Sector: 96th in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 103rd in the regionSafest: 110th in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 114th in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 121st in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 144th in the regionLargest Governments: 150th in the regionMost Rebellious Youth: 152nd in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 165th in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 167th in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 201st in the regionMost Developed: 277th in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 277th in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 285th in the regionTop
Longest Average Lifespans: 340th in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 425th in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 444th in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 447th in the regionSmartest Citizens: 501st in the regionLargest Black Market: 592nd in the region

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