by Max Barry

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Most Advanced Law Enforcement: 196th Most Efficient Economies: 649th Most World Assembly Endorsements: 1,122nd
The United Kingdom of
Father Knows Best State
Deo Favente
Civil Rights
Below Average
Political Freedom

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The Two Jerseys

Population15.183 billion

LeaderHM King Louis
FaithRoman Catholicism

CurrencyCaesarean Pound

The United Kingdom of The Two Jerseys is a gargantuan, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by HM King Louis with an iron fist, and renowned for its museums and concert halls, ubiquitous missile silos, and compulsory military service. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, devout population of 15.183 billion Caesareans are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.

The large, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Defense, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Princeton. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 92.0%.

The frighteningly efficient Caesarean economy, worth a remarkable 2,359 trillion Caesarean Pounds a year, is quite specialized and dominated by the Tourism industry, with significant contributions from Book Publishing, Arms Manufacturing, and Beef-Based Agriculture. Average income is an impressive 155,434 Caesarean Pounds, but there is a significant disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 470,788 per year while the poor average 39,921, a ratio of 11.8 to 1.

The diplomatic corps tends to open negotiations by insulting all the foreigners in the room, park rangers struggle to deal with a rash of stolen pic-a-nic baskets, barbed wire entanglements and guard towers surround the Princeton Natural History Museum, and the alarmingly racist TV show 'Bigtopians Say the Darndest Things' is a hit. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. The Two Jerseys's national animal is the Crocodile, which frolics freely in the nation's sparkling oceans, and its national religion is Roman Catholicism.

The Two Jerseys is ranked 113,950th in the world and 5,360th in the South Pacific for Fattest Citizens, with 9.42 Obesity Rate.

Most Advanced Law Enforcement: 196thMost Efficient Economies: 649thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 1,122ndMost Influential: 1,456thTop
Most Stationary: 2,062ndLowest Crime Rates: 2,534thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 2,628thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 2,811thMost Cultured: 3,226thSafest: 3,438thMost Corrupt Governments: 3,626thLargest Publishing Industry: 4,054thMost Devout: 4,084thLargest Agricultural Sector: 4,614thMost Subsidized Industry: 4,724thHighest Economic Output: 4,759thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 4,919thMost Beautiful Environments: 6,170thMost Rebellious Youth: 6,254thLargest Governments: 6,272ndHighest Average Tax Rates: 6,589thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 6,770thTop
Most Developed: 8,949thLargest Populations: 9,152ndLongest Average Lifespans: 10,054thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 10,235thHighest Average Incomes: 11,752ndMost Advanced Public Education: 14,434thSmartest Citizens: 16,457th
Most Advanced Law Enforcement: 3rd in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 11th in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 38th in the regionMost Stationary: 45th in the regionMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 57th in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 68th in the regionTop
Most Corrupt Governments: 78th in the regionMost Devout: 78th in the regionHighest Economic Output: 79th in the regionLargest Populations: 85th in the regionMost Cultured: 92nd in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 103rd in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 108th in the regionMost Influential: 109th in the regionSafest: 111th in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 137th in the regionLargest Governments: 151st in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 154th in the regionLargest Agricultural Sector: 154th in the regionMost Rebellious Youth: 156th in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 161st in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 165th in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 188th in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 283rd in the regionMost Developed: 286th in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 292nd in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 336th in the regionTop
Most Advanced Public Education: 405th in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 416th in the regionSmartest Citizens: 500th in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 569th in the regionLargest Black Market: 737th in the region

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