Population | 25.726 billion |
Capital | Princeton |
Leader | HM King Louis |
Faith | Roman Catholicism |
Currency | Caesarean Pound |
Animal | Crocodile |
The United Kingdom of The Two Jerseys is a gargantuan, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by HM King Louis with an iron fist, and notable for its ubiquitous missile silos, unlimited-speed roads, and punitive income tax rates. The hard-nosed, cynical, devout population of 25.726 billion Caesareans are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.
The enormous, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Defense, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Princeton. The average income tax rate is 95.5%.
The frighteningly efficient Caesarean economy, worth a remarkable 3,847 trillion Caesarean Pounds a year, is highly specialized and mostly made up of the Tourism industry, with significant contributions from Book Publishing and Arms Manufacturing. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 149,545 Caesarean Pounds, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.
Barbed wire entanglements and guard towers surround the Princeton Natural History Museum, the alarmingly racist TV show 'Bigtopians Say the Darndest Things' is a hit, in life full of care there is no time to stop and stare, and concerned environmentalists wipe away their tears with tissues sourced from Tasmanian old-growth redwoods. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. The Two Jerseys's national animal is the Crocodile, which frolics freely in the nation's sparkling oceans, and its national religion is Roman Catholicism.
The Two Jerseys is ranked 4,195th in the world and 98th in the South Pacific for Most Cultured, scoring 183 on the Snufflebottom-Wiggendum Pentatonic Scale.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : The Two Jerseys endorsed The Constitutional Empire of Stelmund.
- : The Two Jerseys was endorsed by The Constitutional Empire of Stelmund.
- : The Two Jerseys endorsed The Borderlands of Kaumudeen.
- : The Two Jerseys was endorsed by The Borderlands of Kaumudeen.
- : The Two Jerseys endorsed The Federal Republic of Anglimerica.
- : The Two Jerseys was endorsed by The Federal Republic of Anglimerica.
- : The Two Jerseys endorsed The Free Land of Genoxelande.
- : The Two Jerseys was endorsed by The Free Land of Genoxelande.
- : The Two Jerseys endorsed The United Socialist States of Qadiworka.
- : The Two Jerseys was endorsed by The United Socialist States of Qadiworka.
World Assembly
Endorsements Received: 225 » Curlyhoward, Darakin, Tsunamy, Drugged Monkeys, Great Scapula, Farengeto, Kringalia, Kiasu-ism, Transtemporal Shifts, The Solar System Scope, Jehenna, Aidenfieeld, Hanguk-Nippon, Rebel-topia, North Kanuckistan, Calistan, Nova Montron, Yellunstryer, Abarri, Isokenzar, USNE2018, Xandev, Land Without Shrimp, Wehraboos, Drystar, Nowa Europa, Bear Connors Paradiso, Dereistic, PenguinPies, Amerion, Zaelith, Fasire, Mapico, The naked people, Bleakfoot, Bawkie, Ebonhand, West Pastafaria, Ralphburg, Soem, The Worst army of, Hong Kong Kowloon and New Territories, Shefino, Myness, Midand, The SpaceNeo-Goryeo Etymological Society, Tepertopia, Phanama, Myhomecountry, Unojo, and 175 others.United States of Belvaria, Freedoom, Beblahbleblo, Moridine, Anatasha, The Island of Sorna, Indolos, Saciu, Eastern Cenland Anuicalica, Aurcania, The Woragopiria, The Haughtherlands, Piscantium, PsiCorps, Arscanesia, Farelonia, Venezia Pacifica, Kanatian Percocet, Chernaya Zvezda, Skaladoria, Eleuthelrium, Ever Testing, Zanforadon, Mavenu, Imperium Sempiternum, Bonobiana, Paganan, Great Lothian, Bavaristan, Baron Ungern and Tzar Nicholas, Ostavaria, Froshar, Auviantan Outh Islands, ARIAPOLIS01, Lynxaion, Dakalian, Altnavia, Silmad, The Republic of Everleigh, Ugranda, Nomayuki, Democratic Chanum Ter Heak, Grand Milania, New Bulacan, Sordandia, Estival, Al Madhaa, America Gone Wrong, Goldnation, Holy Free, Dun Frest, Sgaana, Valles Stellarum, Jantisha, Kazhinskia, Galactya, Sporaltryus, Doundaly, Khnomania, North Pernambuco, Uvalor, Nova Rhodia, Unielvan Millorvium, Eritria, Dimplingpie, Galadra, Dhemixia, Pepoland, 0200-Gamma, Tanyaland, Martzbrieg, The Free Falklands, Empire of Pekoland, Yugarritia, Alvira, Maeiland, Hacrela, Deerp, Balisca, Cerespasia, Signar, Greater Lamero, Grace Wellesley Thayer, Sumina, The Weirdo, Bohenia, Purisect, Gonthavnor, Of The Bannana Boat Republic, Legosia, Morian, Asarana, Kaoia, West Khazana Finsstan, Proculus, Belschaft, Phyakaran, Blipp, Awesome Imperium, Sea shep, Lilli Lands, Teasonda, Truskawkoland, Greater Pardonia, Hazahmkong, Vasken, Tioloman, Moreana, Emagination, The Ark of Survival, Republic Empire of Japan, Hadrex, Swiss Cheese Wheel, ANuadh, Yusan, Zeta Del Norte, Agilenion, Krauanagaz, The Filippinas, Lowelian, East Endia, Differences-In-Differences, Volaworand, Petea, Luxemstein, Detroxia, Nuevo San Juan Parangaricutiro, Albend, Eastern Doncaster, Mercian Legions, Greater Castille and Leon, Purestan, Springwalla, Shilvend, Marnrio, Las Filipina, Galdona, HawkoFon, Swenfia 2, Aodhan, Inner Albania, Vertruse, Lemenga, Bogani, Lupusterra, Upper Ryu Lorty, Xanistan, Stingoistic Jates, Lans Isles, Marre, Nueva Alta California, United Allied Systems Nations, Nakayo, BEEstreetz, Pepperton, Capatilism, Elritch, Philippinessss, Eastern Juble Lux, Dundea Loea, Repreteop, HATRED AND BIGOTRY, Satilynia, Nyitrai, Threnluel, Poguelands, Anarco Argentina, Meirenyu, Geneek, Canamerico and Greenland, Qadiworka, Genoxelande, Anglimerica, Kaumudeen, and Stelmund.