The Winter Glory of Land Without Shrimp is a gargantuan, safe nation, ruled by Wallace Wells with a fair hand, and notable for its sprawling nuclear power plants, complete lack of prisons, and devotion to social welfare. The compassionate, hard-working, democratic, cheerful, devout population of 14.735 billion Canadians hold their civil and political rights very dear, although the wealthy and those in business tend to be viewed with suspicion.

The relatively small, liberal, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Toronto. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 11.3%.

The frighteningly efficient Canadian economy, worth a remarkable 5,928 trillion dollars a year, is led by the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Book Publishing, and Retail. Average income is an amazing 402,361 dollars, with the richest citizens earning 7.1 times as much as the poorest.

Buses are widely regarded as the safest way to travel, criminals and college students are taking an interest in the government's new weed-killing program, polite commuters on the Toronto Metro always let hurried workers off the train first, and earthquake sirens are a leading cause of hearing loss. Crime is totally unknown. Land Without Shrimp's national animal is the vampyre, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Land Without Shrimp is ranked 310,068^th in the world and 11,461^st in the South Pacific for Most Avoided, scoring 0.25 on the Kardashian Reflex Score.