The Holy Apocalypse of Land Without Shrimp is a colossal, cultured nation, ruled by Buffy Summers with an even hand, and remarkable for its smutty television, free-roaming dinosaurs, and anti-smoking policies. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic, cheerful population of 8.76 billion scoobies have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The relatively small government prioritizes Education, although Industry, Administration, and Healthcare are also considered important, while Defense and Spirituality aren't funded at all. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Sunnydale. The average income tax rate is 36.4%.

The frighteningly efficient Land Without Shrimpian economy, worth a remarkable 2,948 trillion kittens a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Tourism, Book Publishing, and Retail. Average income is an amazing 336,564 kittens, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.6 times as much as the poorest.

Meat prices are soaring as the farming industry struggle under government-imposed restrictions, unshaven men are viewed with suspicion in courts of law, flu research is commonly shut down for fear of creating a superbug, and female newsreaders distract the nation by breastfeeding during broadcast. Crime is totally unknown. Land Without Shrimp's national animal is the zombie, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Land Without Shrimp is ranked 3,935^th in the world and 118^th in the South Pacific for Longest Average Lifespans, with 92.74 Years.