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Most World Assembly Endorsements: 346thMost Influential: 521stMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 914th
The Drunken Irish Nation of
Inoffensive Centrist Democracy
Every Broken Enemy Will Know.....
Frank Sinatra
Civil Rights
Very Strong
Political Freedom
Very Good

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Drugged Monkeys

Population26.943 billion

LeaderFrank Sinatra

Animaldrugged monkey

The Drunken Irish Nation of Drugged Monkeys is a gargantuan, genial nation, ruled by Frank Sinatra with an even hand, and notable for its frequent executions, anti-smoking policies, and hatred of cheese. The compassionate, democratic population of 26.943 billion Drugged Monkeys have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The medium-sized government juggles the competing demands of Environment, Education, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Hoboken. The average income tax rate is 62.1%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The very strong a Drugged Monkey economy, worth a remarkable 1,505 trillion dollars a year, is driven almost entirely by government activity. The industrial sector is mostly comprised of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, although the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is 55,888 dollars, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Executions are marked by quiet dignity and maybe a final round or two of whist, the government has an entire department dedicated to staring at microscopes and writing down letters, the Museum of Blackacrean War Crimes is located on "Blackacre Did Nothing Wrong Avenue", and bus ads propagandize causes ranging from sexual revolution to religious pogroms. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Drugged Monkeys's national animal is the drugged monkey, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Drugged Monkeys is ranked 140,422nd in the world and 4,968th in the South Pacific for Most Pacifist, with 55.81 Cheeks Turned Per Day.

Most World Assembly Endorsements: 346thMost Influential: 521stMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 914thBest Weather: 1,877thTop
Most Beautiful Environments: 2,614thLargest Populations: 3,284thMost Stationary: 4,208thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 4,226thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 4,416thMost Advanced Public Education: 6,469thHealthiest Citizens: 8,122ndMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 8,467thLongest Average Lifespans: 9,933rdMost Rebellious Youth: 10,008thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 10,571stLeast Corrupt Governments: 10,848thHighest Economic Output: 11,386thTop
Most Advanced Law Enforcement: 12,321stSafest: 12,586thMost Cultured: 13,428thMost Valuable International Artwork: 14,514thSmartest Citizens: 14,573rdMost Compassionate Citizens: 18,582ndNicest Citizens: 23,121st
Most Eco-Friendly Governments: 29th in the regionLargest Populations: 29th in the regionMost Influential: 37th in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 44th in the regionBest Weather: 62nd in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 78th in the regionTop
Most Stationary: 88th in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 138th in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 148th in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 214th in the regionHighest Economic Output: 219th in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 242nd in the regionMost Rebellious Youth: 249th in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 261st in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 323rd in the regionMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 331st in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 385th in the regionMost Cultured: 387th in the regionTop
Least Corrupt Governments: 429th in the regionSafest: 437th in the regionMost Valuable International Artwork: 444th in the regionSmartest Citizens: 447th in the regionMost Compassionate Citizens: 694th in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 783rd in the region

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