The Drunken Irish Nation of Drugged Monkeys is a gargantuan, efficient nation, ruled by Frank Sinatra with an even hand, and remarkable for its pith helmet sales, daily referendums, and absence of drug laws. The compassionate, democratic population of 29.812 billion Drugged Monkeys have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

It is difficult to tell where the omnipresent government stops and the rest of society begins, but it juggles the competing demands of Environment, Education, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Hoboken. The average income tax rate is 87.5%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The powerhouse a Drugged Monkey economy, worth a remarkable 2,097 trillion dollars a year, is driven almost entirely by government activity. The industrial sector is solely comprised of the Tourism industry. Average income is 70,372 dollars, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

The nation's prisons are touted as the best weight loss programs money can't buy, kids these days know how to throw a proper punch, posters on 'A Drugged Monkey Values' advise against being proud of Drugged Monkeys, and lending money has become a major liability. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Drugged Monkeys's national animal is the drugged monkey, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Drugged Monkeys is ranked 234,108^th in the world and 10,826^th in the South Pacific for Greatest Rich-Poor Divides, with 1.48 Rich To Poor Income Ratio.