The Drunken Irish Nation of Drugged Monkeys is a gargantuan, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by Frank Sinatra with an even hand, and remarkable for its museums and concert halls, irreverence towards religion, and hatred of cheese. The compassionate population of 23.455 billion Drugged Monkeys have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

It is difficult to tell where the omnipresent government stops and the rest of society begins, but it juggles the competing demands of Environment, Education, and Defense. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Hoboken. The average income tax rate is 81.2%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The strong a Drugged Monkey economy, worth a remarkable 1,214 trillion dollars a year, is driven almost entirely by government activity. The industrial sector is solely comprised of the Tourism industry. Average income is 51,759 dollars, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.6 times as much as the poorest.

Voting for pro-Bigtopian candidates is voluntary, pandemics are over and done with by the time it takes to pass the nation's stringent border security, giggling teens are asked to put their mouths on rubber dolls, and executions are marked by quiet dignity and maybe a final round or two of whist. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Drugged Monkeys's national animal is the drugged monkey, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Drugged Monkeys is ranked 26,006^th in the world and 755^th in the South Pacific for Most Developed, scoring 70.33 on the Human Development Index.