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Most World Assembly Endorsements: 363rdMost Influential: 802ndMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 831st
The Drunken Irish Nation of
Inoffensive Centrist Democracy
Every Broken Enemy Will Know.....
Frank Sinatra
Civil Rights
Political Freedom
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Drugged Monkeys

Population29.812 billion

LeaderFrank Sinatra

Animaldrugged monkey

The Drunken Irish Nation of Drugged Monkeys is a gargantuan, efficient nation, ruled by Frank Sinatra with an even hand, and remarkable for its pith helmet sales, daily referendums, and absence of drug laws. The compassionate, democratic population of 29.812 billion Drugged Monkeys have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

It is difficult to tell where the omnipresent government stops and the rest of society begins, but it juggles the competing demands of Environment, Education, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Hoboken. The average income tax rate is 87.5%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The powerhouse a Drugged Monkey economy, worth a remarkable 2,097 trillion dollars a year, is driven almost entirely by government activity. The industrial sector is solely comprised of the Tourism industry. Average income is 70,372 dollars, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

The nation's prisons are touted as the best weight loss programs money can't buy, kids these days know how to throw a proper punch, posters on 'A Drugged Monkey Values' advise against being proud of Drugged Monkeys, and lending money has become a major liability. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Drugged Monkeys's national animal is the drugged monkey, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Drugged Monkeys is ranked 234,108th in the world and 10,826th in the South Pacific for Greatest Rich-Poor Divides, with 1.48 Rich To Poor Income Ratio.

Most World Assembly Endorsements: 363rdMost Influential: 802ndMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 831stMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 1,364thBest Weather: 1,978thMost Beautiful Environments: 2,633rdTop
Largest Populations: 3,117thMost Stationary: 3,755thMost Advanced Public Education: 4,474thHealthiest Citizens: 7,178thLongest Average Lifespans: 7,196thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 8,376thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 8,417thHighest Economic Output: 8,965thMost Rebellious Youth: 9,102ndHighest Food Quality: 10,576thMost Valuable International Artwork: 10,687thHighest Average Tax Rates: 10,948thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 11,049thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 11,222ndSmartest Citizens: 12,853rdMost Cultured: 13,145thSafest: 13,291stTop
Most Compassionate Citizens: 18,468thNicest Citizens: 22,356thMost Developed: 24,120thLowest Crime Rates: 24,258thLargest Governments: 24,778thMost Inclusive: 26,992nd
Largest Populations: 27th in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 29th in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 43rd in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 51st in the regionMost Influential: 52nd in the regionBest Weather: 64th in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 76th in the regionMost Stationary: 85th in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 124th in the regionTop
Highest Economic Output: 179th in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 209th in the regionMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 211th in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 221st in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 230th in the regionMost Rebellious Youth: 234th in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 236th in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 248th in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 297th in the regionMost Valuable International Artwork: 338th in the regionHighest Food Quality: 343rd in the regionSmartest Citizens: 392nd in the regionMost Cultured: 402nd in the regionSafest: 462nd in the regionTop
Lowest Crime Rates: 669th in the regionMost Compassionate Citizens: 676th in the regionLargest Governments: 677th in the regionMost Developed: 682nd in the regionNicest Citizens: 818th in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 942nd in the regionMost Inclusive: 966th in the regionLargest Black Market: 1,019th in the regionHighest Drug Use: 1,020th in the regionMost Secular: 1,095th in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 1,127th in the region

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