The Drunken Irish Nation of Drugged Monkeys is a gargantuan, genial nation, ruled by Frank Sinatra with an even hand, and notable for its frequent executions, anti-smoking policies, and hatred of cheese. The compassionate, democratic population of 26.943 billion Drugged Monkeys have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The medium-sized government juggles the competing demands of Environment, Education, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Hoboken. The average income tax rate is 62.1%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The very strong a Drugged Monkey economy, worth a remarkable 1,505 trillion dollars a year, is driven almost entirely by government activity. The industrial sector is mostly comprised of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, although the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is 55,888 dollars, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Executions are marked by quiet dignity and maybe a final round or two of whist, the government has an entire department dedicated to staring at microscopes and writing down letters, the Museum of Blackacrean War Crimes is located on "Blackacre Did Nothing Wrong Avenue", and bus ads propagandize causes ranging from sexual revolution to religious pogroms. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Drugged Monkeys's national animal is the drugged monkey, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Drugged Monkeys is ranked 140,422^nd in the world and 4,968^th in the South Pacific for Most Pacifist, with 55.81 Cheeks Turned Per Day.