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Most World Assembly Endorsements: 416thMost Influential: 745thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 841st
The Drunken Irish Nation of
Inoffensive Centrist Democracy
Every Broken Enemy Will Know.....
Frank Sinatra
Civil Rights
Very Strong
Political Freedom
Very Good

Overview Factbook Dispatches Policies People Government Economy Rank Trend Cards

Drugged Monkeys

Population27.845 billion

LeaderFrank Sinatra

Animaldrugged monkey

The Drunken Irish Nation of Drugged Monkeys is a gargantuan, socially progressive nation, ruled by Frank Sinatra with an even hand, and remarkable for its anti-smoking policies, punitive income tax rates, and complete absence of social welfare. The compassionate, democratic population of 27.845 billion Drugged Monkeys have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The medium-sized government juggles the competing demands of Environment, Education, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Hoboken. The average income tax rate is 62.0%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The very strong a Drugged Monkey economy, worth a remarkable 1,572 trillion dollars a year, is driven almost entirely by government activity. The industrial sector is mostly comprised of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, although the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is 56,469 dollars, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

It is illegal to comfort a crying baby between the hours of 6 pm and 8 pm, the Ministry of Health has reported a sharp increase in the incidence of delayed menopause, the police go to great efforts to seize contraband favored by politicians on the police oversight committee, and the general public only knows their favorite politician's first name. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Drugged Monkeys's national animal is the drugged monkey, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Drugged Monkeys is ranked 222,076th in the world and 7,209th in the South Pacific for Largest Insurance Industry, scoring -16.61 on the Risk Expulsion Effectiveness Rating.

Most World Assembly Endorsements: 416thMost Influential: 745thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 841stBest Weather: 1,866thTop
Most Beautiful Environments: 2,578thLargest Populations: 3,248thMost Stationary: 4,068thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 4,159thMost Advanced Public Education: 6,441stMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 7,421stHealthiest Citizens: 8,356thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 8,878thMost Rebellious Youth: 9,754thLongest Average Lifespans: 9,965thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 10,621stMost Advanced Defense Forces: 10,689thHighest Food Quality: 11,317thTop
Highest Economic Output: 11,441stSafest: 12,537thMost Cultured: 13,361stMost Valuable International Artwork: 14,375thSmartest Citizens: 14,855thLeast Corrupt Governments: 15,792ndMost Compassionate Citizens: 18,060thNicest Citizens: 22,387th
Most Eco-Friendly Governments: 28th in the regionLargest Populations: 29th in the regionMost Influential: 51st in the regionBest Weather: 60th in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 65th in the regionTop
Most Beautiful Environments: 79th in the regionMost Stationary: 88th in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 134th in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 212th in the regionHighest Economic Output: 232nd in the regionMost Rebellious Youth: 248th in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 249th in the regionMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 256th in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 267th in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 287th in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 326th in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 327th in the regionTop
Highest Food Quality: 380th in the regionMost Cultured: 386th in the regionMost Valuable International Artwork: 446th in the regionSafest: 448th in the regionSmartest Citizens: 461st in the regionLeast Corrupt Governments: 637th in the regionMost Compassionate Citizens: 674th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Drugged Monkeys voted for the World Assembly Resolution "End Conversion Therapy".
  • : Following new legislation in Drugged Monkeys, the general public only knows their favorite politician's first name.
  • : Following new legislation in Drugged Monkeys, the police go to great efforts to seize contraband favored by politicians on the police oversight committee.
  • : Drugged Monkeys was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Advanced Law Enforcement and Highest Food Quality and the Top 10% for Nicest Citizens.
  • : Following new legislation in Drugged Monkeys, the Ministry of Health has reported a sharp increase in the incidence of delayed menopause.
  • : Following new legislation in Drugged Monkeys, it is illegal to comfort a crying baby between the hours of 6 pm and 8 pm.
  • : Following new legislation in Drugged Monkeys, online weather reports are predicting five years of glorious sunshine for Drugged Monkeys.
  • : Following new legislation in Drugged Monkeys, footballers are doing aerobics in the sauna to build their hot weather endurance.
  • : Following new legislation in Drugged Monkeys, women who walk into the ladies' changing room are accused of being Peeping Toms.
  • : Drugged Monkeys was endorsed by The Democratic Republic of Baloia.


World Assembly

Endorsements Received: 292 » Kiasu-ism, Theorin, Curlyhoward, Soem, Tsunamy, Ancient Slobovia, Gymnostan, Bergenu, Sedunn, Seliyan progressive Islands, Lioniel, Pamela And Hepatitis, The United Expanse, Kholdan, The Two Jerseys, Kringalia, Darakin, Sandaoguo, Belschaft, Sanden, Privatore, Linden Oak, Alf Landon, New East Scandinavia, Madhonia, GI-Land, FreeFishers, Dankstergrad, Transtemporal Shifts, Three Rivia Levr, Pax Dracon, Havenfell, Outer Utonixick Gollinican, The Solar System Scope, PEPEP, Emiton, Viribus Videri, Enplatia, Center Lisle, RestartAll, Jazklartan, Vilbonde, Yellunstryer, Cypheri, St Oaks, Abarri, Drystar, Aionia, Black Ivars, Erinor, and 242 others.Noire Denholm, Antarctic Empires, Poopisiya, Avonhead, Loechia, Auphelia, Unielvan Millorvium, Oxsania, Moreana, Qvait, Techganet, Nova Montron, Si-topia, Bear Connors Paradiso, Spazzhole, Nowa Europa, Wese Zippopiteradgil, North Kanuckistan, Centristvill, Sthalrim, Trelatche, Arelplace, Jehenna, Bod Wareenaland, Tsvetania, Farengeto, Hanguk-Nippon, Rebel-topia, Aidenfieeld, Utondara, Volaworand, 073 039 109 032 080 111 112 112 121, Fighting Kawi Ninja, Avalonica, The naked people, Native Inhabitants of Antarctica, Southern Numenor, Walloonia, Calistan, New Briantown, Crystal Creation, Aumeltopia, Beepee, Isokenzar, Camante, USNE2018, Cuuldere, Potion Seller, Xandev, Kandorith, Direwolf1, Herbert Island, Land Without Shrimp, Wehraboos, North Catimestistrianes, Stoniamera, Dasko, The West Valley Mountains, Amutien, Salguod, Blaash, Crokin, Corgitopiaa, A leftover country, NeoConcordia, Changolandia, Los Lonley Boys, Unidum, Maeiland, PenguinPies, Amerion, Grianal, Aurcania, Oreo States, Fasire, Mapico, Zaelith, Noveos, Cheesy Cheese Island, Bleakfoot, Marstella, Gentea, New Marinia, Tiransia, Bawkie, Terran Draconia, Iym Winterless, Holy Free, Ebonhand, West Pastafaria, Great Scapula, Anserisa, Shefino, Ralphburg, Bumblegaria, Vardanfel, Dukin Donuts, The Worst army of, Quh, Maerist, Hong Kong Kowloon and New Territories, Marinho Islands, Gonrati, Dis7Nation, Alaninia, South Western Korea, Laamiva, Aschenburg, The Drakan Republic, Idiono, Royaltica, South Caleblan, Valdutz, Rad Asia, Yavemaya, Weryalachiressaraxiatopia, Tioloman, United Great Holy Empire, Lesinteil, Doraya, The SpaceNeo-Goryeo Etymological Society, Kroumos, Dereistic, Kelshine, Bubyland, The United Pirate Cities of Flotilla, Itani, Rectionk, Ullan, Republik Hintonia, Wardoeka, Sernamica, Amakul, New Schoeneberg, Bohenia, Catsonya, Jammlandia, Fredriecan, Indolos, Seyja, Baltenlands, Doss Kingly, Eastern Nyan, Farelonia, Midand, Concrete Slab, Not Austria, Myness, The Northeast Mashriq, Western Fardelshufflestein, Tepertopia, Brunier, Phanama, Purple Hyacinth, Bartonia Nova, WI SD EA D, Apartment 11F, Euro Pacifica, Berlana, Los Rodeos, Blondiesland, Manuck, Wakandan Tribes, Andinla, Holota, Treir, Margila Islands, Lionstrapower, Truskawkoland, Hakk Fiss, Ceutalia, Qawe, LadyRebels, Shuckle Empire, The Altan, Seythennia, Doge Land, Ottawa land, The Founding Citadel, Unojo, Eddonia, Monstrous Island, Pencil Sharpeners 2, Lyland, Proctethia, The ColdWyvernian Undead, NIGHTRAY, The Stickmin Empire, Westenhald, Arvan Irawer, Doundaly, Ipugao, Noimosini, The United Australian States, Populaa, Drugged up Kitties, Oxyliteral, The island of Sorna, Breizlovakia, Freavia, Kaoia, JavaSiege, Kiani, Ragabania, Rhetiaa, Podunkia, Kaleidescooptopia, Beblahbleblo, Eastern Mekong, Peoples Republic of TempleLandia, Saint Horror, Green Sofia, New Sanet, Carthatska, Solanosco, Danily, Esfalsa, Vicken, Nyxonia, Bizzie, Eternal Memedom, The Kies, Anatasha, Linguiniland, The American Anarchist Empire, Colonia Prime, Northern Estrian Islands, Osheiga, Scheeeeeeeeeeeia, Wallanda, New Plant, Drew Durrnil, Great Marsinia, Sable Space, Saciu, Murelia, Damn Frigid Wastelands, Tuskett, Trellania, Fronern, Augusta Tarsatica, and Baloia.

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