The Republic of North Kanuckistan is a colossal, cultured nation, ruled by Van Ueff III with an even hand, and notable for its museums and concert halls, pith helmet sales, and restrictive gun laws. The compassionate population of 5.976 billion North Kanuckies are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The large government juggles the competing demands of Education, Healthcare, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Beaverton. The average income tax rate is 76.3%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The all-consuming North Kanuckistanian economy, worth 614 trillion Kanucks a year, is led by the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Book Publishing, and Basket Weaving. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 102,751 Kanucks, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Dozens of additional foreign policy specialists have been sent to the country's WA Mission, the Father of the House has been in office just shy of a fortnight, saying "don't do anything that Van Ueff III wouldn't do" doesn't exclude a great deal, and bread-gangs raid restaurant waste bins to stockpile uneaten rolls. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. North Kanuckistan's national animal is the Moose, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

North Kanuckistan is ranked 141,814^th in the world and 6,585^th in the South Pacific for Fattest Citizens, with 7.9 Obesity Rate.