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Most World Assembly Endorsements: 928th Most Influential: 1,529th Highest Foreign Aid Spending: 7,033rd
The Republic of
Democratic Socialists
Eat maple syrup free or die
Civil Rights
Very Good
Political Freedom
Very Good

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North Kanuckistan

Population5.976 billion

LeaderVan Ueff III


The Republic of North Kanuckistan is a colossal, cultured nation, ruled by Van Ueff III with an even hand, and notable for its museums and concert halls, pith helmet sales, and restrictive gun laws. The compassionate population of 5.976 billion North Kanuckies are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The large government juggles the competing demands of Education, Healthcare, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Beaverton. The average income tax rate is 76.3%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The all-consuming North Kanuckistanian economy, worth 614 trillion Kanucks a year, is led by the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Book Publishing, and Basket Weaving. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 102,751 Kanucks, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Dozens of additional foreign policy specialists have been sent to the country's WA Mission, the Father of the House has been in office just shy of a fortnight, saying "don't do anything that Van Ueff III wouldn't do" doesn't exclude a great deal, and bread-gangs raid restaurant waste bins to stockpile uneaten rolls. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. North Kanuckistan's national animal is the Moose, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

North Kanuckistan is ranked 141,814th in the world and 6,585th in the South Pacific for Fattest Citizens, with 7.9 Obesity Rate.

Most World Assembly Endorsements: 928thMost Influential: 1,529thTop
Highest Foreign Aid Spending: 7,033rdTop
Most Extensive Public Healthcare: 10,675thMost Advanced Public Transport: 12,343rdMost Pacifist: 12,655thLargest Welfare Programs: 13,723rdMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 14,222ndMost Cheerful Citizens: 14,329thHealthiest Citizens: 14,744thMost Advanced Public Education: 14,977thHighest Poor Incomes: 15,255thMost Cultured: 15,538thHighest Average Tax Rates: 16,581stMost Subsidized Industry: 16,651stMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 16,701stLowest Crime Rates: 16,738th
Most World Assembly Endorsements: 111th in the regionMost Influential: 112th in the regionHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 159th in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 260th in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 276th in the regionLargest Welfare Programs: 358th in the regionHighest Economic Output: 359th in the regionLargest Populations: 377th in the regionTop
Most Eco-Friendly Governments: 387th in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 412th in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 424th in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 433rd in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 439th in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 448th in the regionMost Cultured: 449th in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 451st in the regionMost Cheerful Citizens: 473rd in the regionMost Pacifist: 480th in the regionLargest Governments: 491st in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 513th in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 516th in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 536th in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 581st in the regionMost Developed: 585th in the regionSmartest Citizens: 586th in the regionMost Stationary: 616th in the regionBest Weather: 663rd in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 677th in the regionSafest: 736th in the regionMost Secular: 740th in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 743rd in the regionNicest Citizens: 751st in the region

World Assembly

Endorsements Received: 162 » Erinor, Pencil Sharpeners 2, Drugged Monkeys, Kringalia, Farengeto, Tsunamy, Sandaoguo, Luddinlande, Aidenfieeld, Tsvetania, Hanguk-Nippon, Darakin, Wyatonians, Antarctic Empires, Si-topia, The Solar System Scope, Oxsania, Native Inhabitants of Antarctica, Lambdaland, Nankyoku Tairiku, Belschaft, Aywhyou, United States of Vietnam, La Ascension, Escevola, Poopisiya, Volaworand, Paranoia, Curlyhoward, Phillius, Theorin, Kiasu-ism, Drystar, Dankstergrad, Dylar, Sedunn, The United Expanse, Japanese Federal Republic, The Two Jerseys, Outer Utonixick Gollinican, Crabius, KIROVET, Madhonia, Seliyan progressive Islands, Privatore, Nothanksbutseriously, Jehenna, Ancient Slobovia, Sagada, Bandorion, and 112 others.Bergenu, Calistan, Lotadia, Techganet, 073 039 109 032 080 111 112 112 121, Transtemporal Shifts, Moreana, FreeFishers, Rebel-topia, Fighting Kawi Ninja, Rhetiaa, New Briantown, Nova Montron, Saciu, Great Andora, Quiescent, Pamela And Hepatitis, Ufask, Saganye, Havenfell, Sanden, Pax Dracon, WTP All the good names are taken, Soem, Linden Oak, Three Rivia Levr, Cypheri, Aumeltopia, Beepee, GI-Land, Atomic Garden, The Derpy Democratic Republic Of Herp, UnShleepd, Elveka, Silberne Wache, Liberated Lambergs, Noveos, The National Corporation, Anachronolandia, Macrothea, Shengtie, Barabarom, Isokenzar, Mythcrest, Confoederatio Concordia, Grimsby town, Concrete Slab, Yeldarbsland, Holy Chimerland, Namat Sta, Kerlodia, Asdfghuiop, East Sakhlin, Arasi Luvasa, Grouu, Mirutania, Walloonia, Rosamie, Janapuri, Nowa Europa, Staubsaugen, Pastir, Southern Numenor, Transcostria, Spearos, Xandev, Cuuldere, Abarri, Lorora3, Whimichy, Rabbitz, USNE2018, Darbor, Vincent Field, Kroumos, The Canadian Republic Colonies, Midand, The Libertarian Nation of Songrandine, Qvait, Farrts, PEPEP, Lulliland, Qairus, Birdkeeper, Maletora, Ariankido, Land Without Shrimp, Mikole, Wehraboos, Jahass, The Filippinas, Mircea, Federated Kingdoms of Brittania, United Weshickstine, Academy of Umbrellas, The Dragon Enclave, Lichenitza, Akindom, Ostanasia, Stoniamera, Dasko, Pays de Loire, Slenrotros, Empire of the Western Woods, Agalaesia, Qawe, San Anaben, Churumduul, Chocholand, Novagentum, Doomen, and Upper Tyrconnel.

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