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Most World Assembly Endorsements: 510thMost Influential: 713thHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 3,583rd
The Republic of
Democratic Socialists
Eat maple syrup free or die
Civil Rights
Very Good
Political Freedom
Very Good

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North Kanuckistan

Population9.068 billion

LeaderVan Ueff III


The Republic of North Kanuckistan is a colossal, genial nation, ruled by Van Ueff III with an even hand, and notable for its frequent executions, punitive income tax rates, and restrictive gun laws. The compassionate, democratic population of 9.068 billion North Kanuckies are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The enormous government juggles the competing demands of Education, Healthcare, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Beaverton. The average income tax rate is 89.9%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The all-consuming North Kanuckistanian economy, worth 944 trillion Kanucks a year, is quite specialized and led by the Tourism industry, with significant contributions from Information Technology and Book Publishing. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 104,208 Kanucks, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Citizens can only enjoy the splendor of the natural world in designated 'Majesty Appreciation' zones, the intelligence community is playing 4-D chess with an imaginary spy network, a rolling news ticker tape of disclaimers runs across the bottom of the screen on all TV shows, and cities are engulfed by smog. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. North Kanuckistan's national animal is the Moose, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

North Kanuckistan is ranked 164,606th in the world and 5,818th in the South Pacific for Nudest, with 88.5 Cheeks Per Square Mile.

Most World Assembly Endorsements: 510thMost Influential: 713thTop
Highest Foreign Aid Spending: 3,583rdMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 4,497thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 7,985thHighest Average Tax Rates: 9,027thLongest Average Lifespans: 9,184thSafest: 9,429thMost Advanced Public Education: 9,804thMost Pacifist: 9,908thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 10,478thHealthiest Citizens: 10,568thLowest Crime Rates: 11,067thMost Advanced Public Transport: 11,375thTop
Most Beautiful Environments: 11,597thMost Cultured: 11,822ndLargest Welfare Programs: 11,832ndBest Weather: 12,114thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 13,085thLargest Governments: 13,281stNicest Citizens: 13,604thMost Compassionate Citizens: 13,951stSmartest Citizens: 14,103rdMost Cheerful Citizens: 15,020thHighest Poor Incomes: 15,804thMost Developed: 16,419thMost Inclusive: 16,618thMost Subsidized Industry: 17,945thHighest Economic Output: 18,309thMost Stationary: 19,142ndMost Secular: 20,896thMost Scientifically Advanced: 22,064th
Most Influential: 61st in the regionTop
Most World Assembly Endorsements: 94th in the regionHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 100th in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 139th in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 251st in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 265th in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 297th in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 317th in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 319th in the regionLargest Populations: 325th in the regionHighest Economic Output: 326th in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 331st in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 337th in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 344th in the regionMost Cultured: 345th in the regionSafest: 351st in the regionLargest Welfare Programs: 363rd in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 368th in the regionMost Stationary: 369th in the regionLargest Governments: 373rd in the regionMost Pacifist: 379th in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 397th in the regionBest Weather: 403rd in the regionTop
Smartest Citizens: 427th in the regionMost Cheerful Citizens: 488th in the regionNicest Citizens: 488th in the regionMost Developed: 504th in the regionMost Compassionate Citizens: 510th in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 517th in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 538th in the regionMost Inclusive: 603rd in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 643rd in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 658th in the regionMost Secular: 739th in the region

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