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Most World Assembly Endorsements: 480thMost Influential: 954thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 2,207th
The Republic of
Inoffensive Centrist Democracy
Eat maple syrup free or die
Civil Rights
Very Good
Political Freedom

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North Kanuckistan

Population12.743 billion

LeaderVan Ueff III


The Republic of North Kanuckistan is a gargantuan, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by Van Ueff III with an even hand, and renowned for its public floggings, ubiquitous missile silos, and national health service. The compassionate, democratic population of 12.743 billion North Kanuckies have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The enormous government juggles the competing demands of Education, Healthcare, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Beaverton. The average income tax rate is 92.8%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient North Kanuckistanian economy, worth a remarkable 1,353 trillion Kanucks a year, is quite specialized and led by the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Information Technology and Book Publishing. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is an impressive 106,216 Kanucks, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Every week is blindness awareness week, sex offenders find themselves cut off from the ability to repeat their crimes, government ministers have eclectic tastes in curtains, and ambitious "businessmen" use their children to sell and advertise their products. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. North Kanuckistan's national animal is the Moose, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

North Kanuckistan is ranked 12,356th in the world and 386th in the South Pacific for Smartest Citizens, with 82.29 quips per hour.

Most World Assembly Endorsements: 480thMost Influential: 954thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 2,207thTop
Highest Foreign Aid Spending: 3,551stMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 5,867thHighest Average Tax Rates: 7,086thSafest: 7,556thMost Advanced Public Education: 7,620thLongest Average Lifespans: 7,658thMost Pacifist: 8,132ndMost Developed: 8,363rdMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 8,830thMost Beautiful Environments: 9,040thLargest Welfare Programs: 9,509thLowest Crime Rates: 9,831stBest Weather: 9,873rdHealthiest Citizens: 10,187thMost Advanced Public Transport: 10,988thMost Cultured: 11,109thMost Compassionate Citizens: 11,398thLargest Governments: 11,450thNicest Citizens: 11,603rdHighest Food Quality: 12,309thLeast Corrupt Governments: 12,315thSmartest Citizens: 12,356thTop
Most Advanced Law Enforcement: 13,215thMost Stationary: 14,190thHighest Economic Output: 15,055thMost Inclusive: 16,502ndMost Subsidized Industry: 17,699thHighest Poor Incomes: 18,336thMost Secular: 19,799thMost Scientifically Advanced: 21,961stMost Cheerful Citizens: 22,597thLargest Populations: 25,002nd
Most Influential: 57th in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 73rd in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 73rd in the regionHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 96th in the regionTop
Most Eco-Friendly Governments: 172nd in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 200th in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 219th in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 247th in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 251st in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 254th in the regionSafest: 257th in the regionMost Developed: 259th in the regionMost Stationary: 261st in the regionLargest Populations: 264th in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 273rd in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 274th in the regionLargest Welfare Programs: 276th in the regionHighest Economic Output: 281st in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 298th in the regionMost Pacifist: 308th in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 318th in the regionBest Weather: 321st in the regionLargest Governments: 322nd in the regionMost Cultured: 339th in the regionSmartest Citizens: 386th in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 402nd in the regionMost Compassionate Citizens: 406th in the regionHighest Food Quality: 410th in the regionNicest Citizens: 412th in the regionLeast Corrupt Governments: 465th in the regionTop
Most Advanced Defense Forces: 528th in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 537th in the regionMost Inclusive: 601st in the regionMost Secular: 633rd in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 650th in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 696th in the regionMost Valuable International Artwork: 748th in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 865th in the regionMost Cheerful Citizens: 948th in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 954th in the region

World Assembly

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