The Tired Individual of Evinea is a massive, efficient nation, ruled by President Aziz Traore with an even hand, and renowned for its compulsory military service, zero percent divorce rate, and smutty television. The hard-nosed, humorless population of 4.288 billion Evineans have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The medium-sized, corrupt government is primarily concerned with Defense, although Education, Industry, and Administration are also considered important, while Spirituality isn't funded at all. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Lacragos. The average income tax rate is 95.8%.

The frighteningly efficient Evinean economy, worth a remarkable 1,049 trillion korunas a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Information Technology, Book Publishing, and Retail. Black market activity is notable. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an amazing 244,747 korunas, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Nuclear reactors are held together with party string and Hubba Bubba, legislators work 24/7 due to an influx of single-issue bills, being sent to collections is more dangerous than ever, and preschools put children down for naps with milk, cookies, and a gruesome story of vengeance. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Evinea's national animal is the Evinean cheetah, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation.

Evinea is ranked 6,554^th in the world and 197^th in the South Pacific for Smartest Citizens, with 115.31 quips per hour.