The Pink of Evinea is a titanic, cultured nation, ruled by Santa Claus with an even hand, and remarkable for its state-planned economy, unlimited-speed roads, and anti-smoking policies. The hard-nosed, democratic, humorless population of 10.659 billion Yvinyans enjoy extensive civil freedoms, particularly in social issues, while business tends to be more regulated.

The medium-sized, corrupt government is primarily concerned with Defense, with Education, Administration, and Industry also on the agenda, while Spirituality isn't funded at all. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Yggdrassil. The average income tax rate is 98.4%.

The frighteningly efficient Evinean economy, worth a remarkable 2,885 trillion gold bars a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is broadly diversified, is led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Information Technology, Book Publishing, and Beef-Based Agriculture. Average income is an amazing 270,716 gold bars, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

The military refers to helpless combatants offering surrender as "sitting ducks", a popular saying is "a chicken for every pot and an abortion clinic on every street", the nation was recently voted "most likely to betray its allies", and cheese lovers have a case of the bleus. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Evinea's national animal is the bat, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to toxic air pollution, and its national religion is Athyism.

Evinea is ranked 213,664^th in the world and 3,017^th in the South Pacific for Fattest Citizens, with 8.99 Obesity Rate.