The Pink of Evinea is a titanic, socially progressive nation, ruled by Santa Claus with an even hand, and renowned for its ubiquitous missile silos, infamous sell-swords, and irreverence towards religion. The hard-nosed, democratic, humorless population of 10.693 billion Yvinyans enjoy extensive civil freedoms, particularly in social issues, while business tends to be more regulated.

The medium-sized, corrupt government is primarily concerned with Defense, although Education, Administration, and Industry are also considered important, while Spirituality receives no funds. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Yggdrassil. The average income tax rate is 98.4%.

The frighteningly efficient Evinean economy, worth a remarkable 2,904 trillion gold bars a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is broadly diversified, is led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Information Technology, Book Publishing, and Beef-Based Agriculture. Average income is an amazing 271,585 gold bars, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Nude art is becoming wildly popular, funny-looking kids are stood at the front of the classroom for everybody to point and laugh at, group hugs break out during floor votes, and incarcerated crime lords manage their empires from massage tables. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Evinea's national animal is the bat, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to toxic air pollution, and its national religion is Athyism.

Evinea is ranked 181,118^th in the world and 2,347^th in the South Pacific for Largest Gambling Industry, scoring 86.49 on the Kelly Criterion Productivity Index.