The People's Republic of Explodeingtnt is a titanic, efficient nation, ruled by Coach Sheen with a fair hand, and notable for its ubiquitous missile silos, keen interest in outer space, and smutty television. The compassionate, hard-working, democratic, humorless population of 19.085 billion Explodeingtntians hold their civil and political rights very dear, although the wealthy and those in business tend to be viewed with suspicion.

The relatively small, outspoken government prioritizes Administration, although Industry, Education, and Defense are also considered important, while Spirituality isn't funded at all. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Beijing. The average income tax rate is 79.1%.

The frighteningly efficient Explodeingtntian economy, worth a remarkable 5,084 trillion yuan a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Book Publishing, Beef-Based Agriculture, and Arms Manufacturing. Average income is an amazing 266,408 yuan, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 4.1 times as much as the poorest.

Elections have become procedural nightmares due to voters persistently rejecting candidates, the latest guided missile cruiser "Ship-1642" has received precisely zero column inches in the press, the nation is currently revamping its entire education system, and the canal flows through the land like a twisty turny thing. Crime is totally unknown. Explodeingtnt's national animal is the eagle, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies, and its national religion is None.

Explodeingtnt is ranked 5,113^th in the world and 74^th in the South Pacific for Highest Average Incomes, with 266,408.05 Standard Monetary Units.