The People's Republic of Explodeingtnt is a titanic, safe nation, ruled by Coach Sheen with a fair hand, and remarkable for its rum-swilling pirates, anti-smoking policies, and daily referendums. The compassionate, hard-working, democratic, humorless population of 19.16 billion Explodeingtntians hold their civil and political rights very dear, although the wealthy and those in business tend to be viewed with suspicion.

The relatively small, outspoken government prioritizes Administration, with Industry, Education, and Defense also on the agenda, while Spirituality receives no funds. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Beijing. The average income tax rate is 78.9%.

The frighteningly efficient Explodeingtntian economy, worth a remarkable 5,129 trillion yuan a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Book Publishing, Beef-Based Agriculture, and Arms Manufacturing. Average income is an amazing 267,732 yuan, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 4.1 times as much as the poorest.

There's more vermin than ever on the metro, schoolchildren have more trading cards than flash cards in their backpacks, billions of yuan are spent to take high-quality photos of the Eagle Nebula, and giggling teens are asked to put their mouths on rubber dolls. Crime is totally unknown. Explodeingtnt's national animal is the eagle, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies, and its national religion is None.

Explodeingtnt is ranked 134,486^th in the world and 1,961^st in the South Pacific for Largest Pizza Delivery Sector, scoring 1,171.02 on the Pepperoni Propulsion Productivity Index.