The United States of America Gone Wrong is a massive, genial nation, ruled by Rick Astley with an even hand, and renowned for its complete lack of prisons, punitive income tax rates, and stringent health and safety legislation. The compassionate population of 1.412 billion Kiwis are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The medium-sized government juggles the competing demands of Healthcare, Education, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Warsaw. The average income tax rate is 55.5%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The all-consuming Kiwi economy, worth 155 trillion Soviet Franks a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Tourism, Book Publishing, and Cheese Exports. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 110,231 Soviet Franks, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Chain casinos dominate the national gambling market, ice-filled coffins are ominously positioned in the corner of every hospital ward, arbitration is mightier than the sword, and there's a bright dawn ahead for America Gone Wrong. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. America Gone Wrong's national animal is the Frog, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

America Gone Wrong is ranked 163,705^th in the world and 7,632^nd in the South Pacific for Largest Soda Pop Sector, scoring 179.42 on the Addison-Fukk Productivity Rating.