The United Federation of Skaladoria is a massive, efficient nation, ruled by James T Kirk with a fair hand, and notable for its national health service, smutty television, and devotion to social welfare. The compassionate, hard-working, democratic, cheerful population of 2.761 billion Skaladorians hold their civil and political rights very dear, although the wealthy and those in business tend to be viewed with suspicion.

The medium-sized government juggles the competing demands of Industry, Education, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Shatnerton. The average income tax rate is 74.8%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Skaladorian economy, worth 482 trillion Credits a year, is fairly diversified and dominated by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Tourism, Book Publishing, and Beef-Based Agriculture. Average income is an impressive 174,695 Credits, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Families waiting for delayed pipe installations hope daily for rain, a government program is underway to revitalize Skaladoria's beaches, elementary school students are required to master Bach's Chaconne in D before graduation, and tourists visit Skaladoria to mass-moon Skaladorian politicians. Crime is totally unknown. Skaladoria's national animal is the Mugato, which is also the nation's favorite main course.

Skaladoria is ranked 58,322^nd in the world and 1,625^th in the South Pacific for Most Patriotic, with 17.64 flags saluted per person per day.