The Federation of Skaladoria is a huge, socially progressive nation, remarkable for its museums and concert halls, avant-garde cinema, and irreverence towards religion. The compassionate, hard-working, democratic population of 342 million Skaladorians hold their civil and political rights very dear, although the wealthy and those in business tend to be viewed with suspicion.

The medium-sized, liberal government juggles the competing demands of Education, Industry, and Administration. The average income tax rate is 39.2%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Skaladorian economy, worth 31.7 trillion credits a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Tourism, Beef-Based Agriculture, and Trout Farming. Average income is 92,639 credits, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Political detractors refer to Leader as 'that Bigtopian puppet', teenage male videogamers often suffer repetitive strain wrist injuries, couples are discouraged from marrying until they can rank their partner on a scale of one to ten, and the name of the "Butcher of Bigtopia" adorns shirts across Skaladoria. Crime is totally unknown. Skaladoria's national animal is the denebian slime devil, which is also the nation's favorite main course.

Skaladoria is ranked 167,581^st in the world and 2,776^th in the South Pacific for Highest Economic Output, with 31.7 trillion Standard Monetary Units.