The Dracocracy of Theorin is a gargantuan, efficient nation, ruled by Bridei with an even hand, and remarkable for its ban on automobiles, keen interest in outer space, and anti-smoking policies. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful population of 19.31 billion Draconi are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The enormous government juggles the competing demands of Education, Environment, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Draco. The income tax rate is 100%.

The frighteningly efficient Draconin economy, worth a remarkable 6,640 trillion Crystals a year, is quite specialized and mostly made up of the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Tourism. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is an amazing 343,899 Crystals, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Parents are shocked to find out that having kids costs money, teenage male videogamers often suffer repetitive strain wrist injuries, wealthy pranksters dump refuse on unsuspecting citizens from up high, and films are funded in accordance with the volume of tears shed when reading the screenplay. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Theorin's national animal is the Dragon, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies, and its national religion is Dragonoph.

Theorin is ranked 12,758^th in the world and 537^th in the South Pacific for Largest Basket Weaving Sector, scoring 6,117.13 on the Hickory Productivity Index.