The Dracocracy of Theorin is a gargantuan, safe nation, ruled by Bridei with an even hand, and notable for its museums and concert halls, daily referendums, and irreverence towards religion. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful population of 15.545 billion Draconi are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The enormous, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Education, Environment, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Draco. The income tax rate is 100%.

The frighteningly efficient Draconin economy, worth a remarkable 5,065 trillion Crystals a year, is quite specialized and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Tourism. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an amazing 325,842 Crystals, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Mandatory neutering has made purebred dogs a thing of the past, motorists' locations are constantly tracked by intelligence and law enforcement agencies, hordes of tourists are ruining the environment, and religious terrorism is considered to be an Act of God by insurance companies. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Theorin's national animal is the Dragon, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies.

Theorin is ranked 166,538^th in the world and 6,891^st in the South Pacific for Most Politically Apathetic Citizens, with 2.58 Whatever.