The Dracocracy of Theorin is a gargantuan, genial nation, ruled by Bridei with an even hand, and notable for its keen interest in outer space, free-roaming dinosaurs, and strictly enforced bedtime. The compassionate, cheerful population of 21.583 billion Draconi have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The enormous government juggles the competing demands of Education, Environment, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Draco. The income tax rate is 100%.

The frighteningly efficient Draconin economy, worth a remarkable 7,410 trillion Crystals a year, is highly specialized and mostly made up of the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Tourism. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is an amazing 343,326 Crystals, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Promising seven years of bad luck leads to seven years of community service, too many developers spoil the codebase, funny-looking kids are stood at the front of the classroom for everybody to point and laugh at, and the official Draconin Phrase Book weighs as much as a small child. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Theorin's national animal is the Dragon, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies, and its national religion is Dragonoph.

Theorin is ranked 50^th in the world and 3^rd in the South Pacific for Longest Average Lifespans, with 101.74 years.