The Dracocracy of Theorin is a gargantuan, cultured nation, ruled by Bridei with an even hand, and notable for its pith helmet sales, sprawling nuclear power plants, and anti-smoking policies. The compassionate, cheerful population of 23.348 billion Draconi are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The enormous government juggles the competing demands of Education, Environment, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Draco. The income tax rate is 100%.

The frighteningly efficient Draconin economy, worth a remarkable 8,039 trillion Crystals a year, is highly specialized and mostly made up of the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Tourism. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an amazing 344,316 Crystals, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Home renovation projects take decades to complete, abattoirs are struggling with the directive to 'wait until the animal dies of a ripe old age', the government recently donated a surfboard to an impoverished family in a landlocked region, and the nation is ravaged by daily union strikes. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Theorin's national animal is the Dragon, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies, and its national religion is Dragonoph.

Theorin is ranked 241,340^th in the world and 11,214^th in the South Pacific for Greatest Rich-Poor Divides, with 1.39 Rich To Poor Income Ratio.