The Rogue Nation of Wallanda is a titanic, cultured nation, notable for its smutty television, frequent executions, and devotion to social welfare. The compassionate, hard-working, democratic, cheerful population of 17.578 billion Wallandans enjoy a sensible mix of personal and economic freedoms, while the political process is open and the people's right to vote held sacrosanct.

The tiny, corrupt, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Education, and Industry. The average income tax rate is 28.0%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Wallandan economy, worth a remarkable 6,806 trillion Wallabies a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Retail, Book Publishing, and Arms Manufacturing. Average income is an amazing 387,227 Wallabies, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.8 times as much as the poorest.

The thrash metal version of the national anthem is topping charts, the Treasury Minister takes anxiety medication every time kids lose their sports kits, national surveys report that bellies are getting fuller while heads are getting emptier, and the nation's navy has been named the scourge of the seven thousand seas. Crime is totally unknown. Wallanda's national animal is the Penguin, which is also the nation's favorite main course.

Wallanda is ranked 1,177^th in the world and 32^nd in the South Pacific for Most Cultured, scoring 342 on the Snufflebottom-Wiggendum Pentatonic Scale.