The Imperium of Great Andora is a colossal, cultured nation, ruled by Thurik Vers Andora with an iron fist, and renowned for its ubiquitous missile silos, otherworldly petting zoo, and compulsory vegetarianism. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless population of 5.363 billion Andorans are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The large, corrupt, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Imperial Phoenix City. The average income tax rate is 92.4%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Andoran economy, worth 996 trillion Credits a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Tourism, and Book Publishing. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 185,889 Credits, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.3 times as much as the poorest.

Gay men commonly complain about their time of the month, it is common to still see adults with training wheels on their bikes, family isn't who you're born with but who you abandon in foreign countries, and finding half a worm in your apple is an arrestable offense. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Great Andora's national animal is the Phoenix, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies, and its national religion is Cya'n Reformation.

Great Andora is ranked 60,290^th in the world and 2,466^th in the South Pacific for Largest Basket Weaving Sector, scoring 2,531.87 on the Hickory Productivity Index.