The Commonwealth of Jarilon is a massive, socially progressive nation, ruled by Zanon Stints with an even hand, and renowned for its daily referendums, absence of drug laws, and stringent health and safety legislation. The hard-nosed population of 4.432 billion Jarilonians, 823 million of whom are zombies, have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.
The large, corrupt government prioritizes Education, although Administration, Environment, and Industry are also considered important, while Spirituality receives no funds. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Sate. The average income tax rate is 77.9%, and even higher for the wealthy.
The frighteningly efficient Jarilonian economy, worth 610 trillion marks a year, is quite specialized and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Book Publishing, Tourism, and Basket Weaving. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 137,803 marks, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.
Class clowns are frequently listed among the most dangerous criminals in the nation, government theft from poor artists to give to rich allies has been dubbed the "reverse Robin Hood" policy, Zanon Stints's new door-knocking campaign has the sweet taste of success, and too many developers spoil the codebase. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Jarilon's national animal is the Barn Owl, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Thelema.
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : Jarilon was endorsed by The Commonwealth of Blaufrankisch.
- : Jarilon was endorsed by The Commonwealth of Vardanfel.
- : Following new legislation in Jarilon, too many developers spoil the codebase.
- : Following new legislation in Jarilon, Zanon Stints's new door-knocking campaign has the sweet taste of success.
- : Following new legislation in Jarilon, government theft from poor artists to give to rich allies has been dubbed the "reverse Robin Hood" policy.
- : Following new legislation in Jarilon, class clowns are frequently listed among the most dangerous criminals in the nation.
- : Following new legislation in Jarilon, the silencing of dissent speaks volumes about the quality of Jarilonian democracy.
- : Following new legislation in Jarilon, athletic teenagers are among the wealthiest members of society.
- : Following new legislation in Jarilon, cyclists spend more time unlocking their bicycles than they do cycling.
- : Following new legislation in Jarilon, public parks are littered with cigarette butts.
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