by Max Barry

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Most World Assembly Endorsements: 1,547thMost Influential: 1,998thMost Cultured: 2,722nd
The Commonwealth of
Left-Leaning College State
Love Is The Law, Love Under Will
Civil Rights
Political Freedom
Below Average

Overview Policies People Government Economy Rank Trend Cards


Population5.149 billion

LeaderZanon Stints

AnimalBarn Owl

The Commonwealth of Jarilon is a colossal, efficient nation, ruled by Zanon Stints with an even hand, and renowned for its smutty television, devotion to social welfare, and stringent health and safety legislation. The hard-nosed population of 5.149 billion Jarilonians enjoy extensive civil freedoms, particularly in social issues, while business tends to be more regulated.

The large, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Environment. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Sate. The average income tax rate is 81.5%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Jarilonian economy, worth 705 trillion marks a year, is quite specialized and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Book Publishing and Tourism. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 136,924 marks, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

All statues and paintings of dogs are being destroyed to avoid offending cat-lovers, glittering new sports stadiums adorn every city and town, human tissue is grown in vats as a delicacy as well as for transplants, and Big Agriculture has the government by the nuts. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Jarilon's national animal is the Barn Owl, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Thelema.

Jarilon is ranked 16,005th in the world and 493rd in the South Pacific for Most Advanced Public Transport, scoring 2,577.3 on the Societal Mobility Rating.

Most World Assembly Endorsements: 1,547thMost Influential: 1,998thTop
Most Cultured: 2,722ndLargest Publishing Industry: 3,208thMost Beautiful Environments: 3,648thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 4,281stMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 4,645thMost Advanced Public Education: 5,853rdSmartest Citizens: 5,992ndMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 6,334thMost Inclusive: 7,864thLowest Crime Rates: 8,289thBest Weather: 8,642ndLargest Information Technology Sector: 10,320thHighest Poor Incomes: 10,736thLargest Governments: 11,002ndTop
Most Scientifically Advanced: 12,728thMost Secular: 13,054thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 13,130thMost Efficient Economies: 13,646thHealthiest Citizens: 13,960thHighest Average Tax Rates: 14,265thMost Subsidized Industry: 15,266thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 15,349thMost Advanced Public Transport: 16,005thMost Valuable International Artwork: 17,059thHighest Average Incomes: 17,468thMost Developed: 18,293rdMost Pacifist: 19,912thMost Stationary: 21,429th
Most Cultured: 75th in the regionTop
Largest Publishing Industry: 87th in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 118th in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 138th in the regionMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 173rd in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 188th in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 189th in the regionSmartest Citizens: 191st in the regionMost Influential: 212th in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 242nd in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 247th in the regionMost Inclusive: 268th in the regionBest Weather: 276th in the regionLargest Governments: 308th in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 316th in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 353rd in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 382nd in the regionMost Stationary: 405th in the regionTop
Most Efficient Economies: 426th in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 429th in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 448th in the regionMost Secular: 452nd in the regionHighest Economic Output: 491st in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 493rd in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 494th in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 498th in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 522nd in the regionMost Developed: 533rd in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 533rd in the regionMost Valuable International Artwork: 540th in the regionLargest Populations: 593rd in the regionHighest Drug Use: 709th in the regionHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 734th in the regionMost Pacifist: 791st in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Jarilon was endorsed by The Holy Empire of Ipugao.
  • : Jarilon voted against the World Assembly Resolution "Condemn Lily".
  • : Jarilon voted for the World Assembly Resolution "Repeal "Fairness in Collective Bargaining"".
  • : Following new legislation in Jarilon, Big Agriculture has the government by the nuts.
  • : Following new legislation in Jarilon, human tissue is grown in vats as a delicacy as well as for transplants.
  • : Following new legislation in Jarilon, glittering new sports stadiums adorn every city and town.
  • : Jarilon was endorsed by The Principality of Alambar.
  • : Jarilon was endorsed by The Federation of Peabodia.
  • : Jarilon was reclassified from "Inoffensive Centrist Democracy" to "Left-Leaning College State".
  • : Following new legislation in Jarilon, all statues and paintings of dogs are being destroyed to avoid offending cat-lovers.


World Assembly

Endorsements Received: 145 » The Solar System Scope, Erinor, Aidenfieeld, 073 039 109 032 080 111 112 112 121, Si-topia, Tsvetania, Hanguk-Nippon, Volaworand, Calistan, Sandaoguo, Theorin, Farengeto, Aurcania, Kringalia, Eastern Nyan, Pax Dracon, Sedunn, Tsunamy, Aumeltopia, Beepee, Isokenzar, Rebel-topia, Abarri, Kandorith, Xandev, Jehenna, Qvait, Land Without Shrimp, Wehraboos, Dasko, Drugged Monkeys, USNE2018, Amerion, The Filippinas, New Briantown, Mapico, Direwolf1, Bear Connors Paradiso, Bleakfoot, PenguinPies, Darakin, Curlyhoward, Tioloman, Terran Draconia, Techganet, Ebonhand, West Pastafaria, Anserisa, Turks of The Eastern Calculus, Ralphburg, and 95 others.Weryalachiressaraxiatopia, Holy Free, Baltenlands, Marinho Islands, Shefino, Auphelia, Springhollow, Compli, The Worst army of, Royaltica, Laamiva, Corgitopiaa, Yeldarbsland, Myness, Belschaft, Midand, Andinla, Concrete Slab, House Ahsanul, Tepertopia, Ostko, Phanama, Merevane, Purple Hyacinth, Bartonia Nova, Zataras, Alfama, Seythennia, Eskvenn, The SpaceNeo-Goryeo Etymological Society, Nowa Europa, Steviland, Unielvan Millorvium, Los Rodeos, Rabbitz, Euro Pacifica, Apartment 11F, Enlightened Australasia, Berlana, Abyssal Phantasm, Rotenaplistan, Bawkie, Xergiokia, Wakandan Tribes, The Imperial Frost Federation, Vardanfel, Blaufrankisch, Kingpins, Playing Pianos Filled With Flames, Holota, Treir, The White Isles, Synarion, Lionstrapower, Scu Greinne, Wallechi, Honey Cake, Truskawkoland, Doge Land, Levistian, Qawe, Sapientiano, Margila Islands, The Altan, Lyland, Death to democracy, Conexia, New Itomorii, Raven Can, Pencil Sharpeners 2, Bichedder, LadyRebels, Geckos with Shades, Proctethia, NIGHTRAY, West Bridgeport, Libedistan, New Belgrade, Westenhald, Bod Zarth Throge, Virmena, Romais Marety, Gonrati, Equal and United Scientists, Twoole, Skaladoria, The United Australian States, Nova Kobol, Cratonim, Populaa, Freedoom, Kantahania, Peabodia, Alambar, and Ipugao.

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