by Max Barry

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Most World Assembly Endorsements: 1,703rdMost Influential: 2,019thMost Cultured: 2,852nd
The Commonwealth of
Inoffensive Centrist Democracy
Love Is The Law, Love Under Will
Civil Rights
Very Good
Political Freedom

Overview Policies People Government Economy Rank Trend Cards



Population4.432 billion

LeaderZanon Stints

AnimalBarn Owl

The Commonwealth of Jarilon is a massive, socially progressive nation, ruled by Zanon Stints with an even hand, and renowned for its daily referendums, absence of drug laws, and stringent health and safety legislation. The hard-nosed population of 4.432 billion Jarilonians, 823 million of whom are zombies, have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The large, corrupt government prioritizes Education, although Administration, Environment, and Industry are also considered important, while Spirituality receives no funds. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Sate. The average income tax rate is 77.9%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Jarilonian economy, worth 610 trillion marks a year, is quite specialized and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Book Publishing, Tourism, and Basket Weaving. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 137,803 marks, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Class clowns are frequently listed among the most dangerous criminals in the nation, government theft from poor artists to give to rich allies has been dubbed the "reverse Robin Hood" policy, Zanon Stints's new door-knocking campaign has the sweet taste of success, and too many developers spoil the codebase. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Jarilon's national animal is the Barn Owl, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Thelema.

Jarilon is ranked 221,488th in the world and 8,497th in the South Pacific for Largest Retail Industry, scoring -25.81 on the Shrinkwrap Consignment Productivity Index.

Most World Assembly Endorsements: 1,703rdMost Influential: 2,019thTop
Most Cultured: 2,852ndLargest Publishing Industry: 2,999thMost Beautiful Environments: 3,747thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 4,602ndMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 5,148thSmartest Citizens: 6,123rdMost Advanced Public Education: 6,358thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 7,156thMost Inclusive: 8,092ndLowest Crime Rates: 9,408thBest Weather: 9,665thMost Valuable International Artwork: 10,174thHighest Poor Incomes: 10,246thLargest Information Technology Sector: 10,327thTop
Largest Governments: 12,016thMost Secular: 12,705thMost Scientifically Advanced: 12,852ndMost Efficient Economies: 14,818thHighest Average Tax Rates: 16,894thHighest Average Incomes: 16,970thMost Subsidized Industry: 17,014thMost Advanced Public Transport: 17,306thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 18,422ndMost Developed: 18,499thHighest Drug Use: 18,552ndHealthiest Citizens: 18,633rdMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 19,186th
Largest Publishing Industry: 81st in the regionMost Cultured: 84th in the regionTop
Most Beautiful Environments: 126th in the regionMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 156th in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 158th in the regionSmartest Citizens: 194th in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 202nd in the regionMost Influential: 215th in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 222nd in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 248th in the regionHighest Drug Use: 249th in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 271st in the regionMost Inclusive: 271st in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 317th in the regionBest Weather: 318th in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 330th in the regionLargest Governments: 339th in the regionMost Valuable International Artwork: 352nd in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 387th in the regionTop
Most Efficient Economies: 437th in the regionMost Stationary: 446th in the regionMost Secular: 448th in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 489th in the regionHighest Economic Output: 510th in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 513th in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 537th in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 545th in the regionMost Developed: 567th in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 572nd in the regionHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 584th in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 601st in the regionMost Survivors: 633rd in the regionLargest Populations: 639th in the regionMost Zombies: 661st in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 685th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Jarilon was endorsed by The Commonwealth of Blaufrankisch.
  • : Jarilon was endorsed by The Commonwealth of Vardanfel.
  • : Following new legislation in Jarilon, too many developers spoil the codebase.
  • : Following new legislation in Jarilon, Zanon Stints's new door-knocking campaign has the sweet taste of success.
  • : Following new legislation in Jarilon, government theft from poor artists to give to rich allies has been dubbed the "reverse Robin Hood" policy.
  • : Following new legislation in Jarilon, class clowns are frequently listed among the most dangerous criminals in the nation.
  • : Following new legislation in Jarilon, the silencing of dissent speaks volumes about the quality of Jarilonian democracy.
  • : Following new legislation in Jarilon, athletic teenagers are among the wealthiest members of society.
  • : Following new legislation in Jarilon, cyclists spend more time unlocking their bicycles than they do cycling.
  • : Following new legislation in Jarilon, public parks are littered with cigarette butts.


World Assembly

Endorsements Received: 130 » The Solar System Scope, Erinor, Luddinlande, Aidenfieeld, 073 039 109 032 080 111 112 112 121, Pencil Sharpeners 2, Si-topia, Tsvetania, Hanguk-Nippon, Volaworand, Saciu, Calistan, Sandaoguo, Theorin, Farengeto, Aurcania, Kringalia, Eastern Nyan, Pax Dracon, Sedunn, Tsunamy, Aumeltopia, Beepee, Silberne Wache, Isokenzar, Rebel-topia, Barabarom, Aguatania, Abarri, Kandorith, Xandev, Jehenna, Qvait, Land Without Shrimp, Wehraboos, Dasko, Drugged Monkeys, USNE2018, Amerion, The Filippinas, New Briantown, Imperial Duck, Empa Aserium, Mapico, The Tecorogan Federation, Direwolf1, Bear Connors Paradiso, Bleakfoot, Nueva Alta California, Erfton, and 80 others.PenguinPies, Darakin, Curlyhoward, Tioloman, Terran Draconia, Techganet, Ebonhand, West Pastafaria, Anserisa, Turks of The Eastern Calculus, CzechoSlovakishMoravia, Ralphburg, Weryalachiressaraxiatopia, ChickenDome, Holy Free, Baltenlands, Marinho Islands, Shefino, Auphelia, Springhollow, Compli, The Worst army of, Royaltica, LadyRebels, Laamiva, West Fallows, Corgitopiaa, Kervanosia, Yeldarbsland, Myness, Belschaft, Avia Lavanda, Midand, Nookington, Andinla, Concrete Slab, House Ahsanul, Tepertopia, Qawe, Ostko, Phanama, Merevane, Purple Hyacinth, Bartonia Nova, Klobitien, Ofaria, Zataras, Alfama, Seythennia, Eskvenn, Integria, Novaexus, The SpaceNeo-Goryeo Etymological Society, Democratic Republic of Sao Paulo, Novum Sina, Nowa Europa, Steviland, Jazzfrezia, Myosocore, Unielvan Millorvium, Ferrhibium, Esfalsa, Los Rodeos, Rabbitz, Euro Pacifica, Apartment 11F, Enlightened Australasia, Berlana, Wappy, Abyssal Phantasm, Rotenaplistan, Bawkie, Adriatican, Death to democracy, Xergiokia, United Socialist Cantons, Wakandan Tribes, The Imperial Frost Federation, Vardanfel, and Blaufrankisch.

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