The Ice-cream Dictatorship of Amerion is a gargantuan, efficient nation, ruled by Supreme Admiral General Stewie G with a fair hand, and renowned for its prohibition of alcohol, multi-spousal wedding ceremonies, and keen interest in outer space. The compassionate, hard-working, democratic, humorless population of 12.76 billion Slave of Stewies hold their civil and political rights very dear, although the wealthy and those in business tend to be viewed with suspicion.

The medium-sized government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Education, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Eviltropolis. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 59.3%.

The frighteningly efficient Stewien Slave economy, worth a remarkable 1,779 trillion Stewins a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Automobile Manufacturing, Book Publishing, and Trout Farming. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 139,465 Stewins, but there is an enormous disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 772,368 per year while the poor average 12,674, a ratio of 60.9 to 1.

Unpopular cops are fired at a moment's notice by the citizens they police, wealthy parents-to-be can select their perfect baby, gambling addicts regularly lose their families' nest eggs at Native Stewien Slave casinos, and environmental protestors are being rounded up and taken away in sinister black vans as a massive land development campaign gets underway. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Amerion's national animal is the Fluffy the Man-Eater, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Amerion is ranked 22,902^nd in the world and 774^th in the South Pacific for Largest Mining Sector, scoring 5,612.74 on the Blue Sky Asbestos Index.