The 😈 Admiral General 👿 of Amerion is a gargantuan, efficient nation, ruled by Admiral General Stewie G with a fair hand, and notable for its museums and concert halls, strictly enforced bedtime, and anti-smoking policies. The compassionate, hard-working, democratic, humorless population of 18.048 billion Amerionians hold their civil and political rights very dear, although the wealthy and those in business tend to be viewed with suspicion.

The large government juggles the competing demands of Healthcare, Education, and Law & Order. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Amitropolis. The average income tax rate is 76.2%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Amerionian economy, worth a remarkable 2,252 trillion Myerins a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Book Publishing, Automobile Manufacturing, and Uranium Mining. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 124,794 Myerins, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.5 times as much as the poorest.

Legal contracts aren't worth the paper they're written on, the dessert 'Death by Chocolate' isn't the most lethal dish on the menu, contestants on Amerion's Got Talent are screened by the government to make sure that they actually have talent, and maximum security fish farms leave caged salmon pining for the fjords. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Amerion's national animal is the Phoenix, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies.

Amerion is ranked 21,103^rd in the world and 656^th in the South Pacific for Healthiest Citizens, with 10.01 bananas ingested per day.