The 😈 Benevolent Dictatorship 👿 of Amerion is a gargantuan, genial nation, ruled by Admiral General Stewie G with a fair hand, and renowned for its enslaved workforce, strictly enforced bedtime, and frequent executions. The compassionate, hard-working, democratic, humorless population of 14.401 billion Amerionians hold their civil and political rights very dear, although the wealthy and those in business tend to be viewed with suspicion.

The medium-sized government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Education, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Amitropolis. The average income tax rate is 69.4%.

The frighteningly efficient Amerionian economy, worth a remarkable 1,906 trillion myers a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Book Publishing, Automobile Manufacturing, and Trout Farming. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 132,398 myers, with the richest citizens earning 5.4 times as much as the poorest.

Legal contracts aren't worth the paper they're written on, the dessert 'Death by Chocolate' isn't the most lethal dish on the menu, contestants on Amerion's Got Talent are screened by the government to make sure that they actually have talent, and maximum security fish farms leave caged salmon pining for the fjords. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Amerion's national animal is the Lion, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Amerion is ranked 23,680^th in the world and 778^th in the South Pacific for Healthiest Citizens, with 8.38 Bananas Ingested Per Day.