The Holy Lucky Country of Tepertopia is a massive, efficient nation, ruled by a politician with a fair hand, and notable for its free-roaming dinosaurs, frequent executions, and compulsory military service. The compassionate, hard-working, democratic, devout population of 1.201 billion humans enjoy a sensible mix of personal and economic freedoms, while the political process is open and the people's right to vote held sacrosanct.

The medium-sized government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Education, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of City. The average income tax rate is 40.0%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient human economy, worth 132 trillion gold bars a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Book Publishing, and Automobile Manufacturing. Average income is an impressive 110,373 gold bars, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.3 times as much as the poorest.

Police reduce their paperwork by refusing to arrest anyone, everybody's got wood thanks to a politician, religious education is a new government priority, and cane fights are a common sight in nursing homes. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Tepertopia's national animal is the cow, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Faith.

Tepertopia is ranked 65,584^th in the world and 1,363^rd in the South Pacific for Most Stationary, with 169.40973879992 Days.