The Holy Lucky Country of Tepertopia is a massive, genial nation, ruled by Gеrhard von Sеlingen with a fair hand, and remarkable for its museums and concert halls, free-roaming dinosaurs, and national health service. The compassionate, hard-working, democratic, devout population of 1.632 billion Tepertopians enjoy a sensible mix of personal and economic freedoms, while the political process is open and the people's right to vote held sacrosanct.

The medium-sized government juggles the competing demands of Industry, Administration, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Happеlstеin. The average income tax rate is 45.5%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Tepertopian economy, worth 183 trillion gold bars a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Book Publishing, and Beef-Based Agriculture. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is an impressive 112,241 gold bars, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Healthcare workers are flummoxed over the spike in foreign tourists with sudden-onset heart disease, violently opinionated speakers can be heard preaching their hateful views on every street corner, the government raises tariffs on a weekly basis, and government ministers sport new billboards that read 'Will Trade Votes for Private Members' Bill Support'. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Tepertopia's national animal is the ghost cow, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Harmonism.

Tepertopia is ranked 17,212^th in the world and 571^st in the South Pacific for Most Popular Tourist Destinations, with 1,439.27 Tourists Per Hour.