by Max Barry

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Most World Assembly Endorsements: 1,603rdMost Influential: 1,856thLeast Corrupt Governments: 2,030th
The Republic Federation of
Left-wing Utopia
Tantum in tenebris vides stellas
Civil Rights
Political Freedom

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Population13.115 billion

LeaderPresident Robert Anderson


The Republic Federation of Trelatche is a gargantuan, cultured nation, ruled by President Robert Anderson with a fair hand, and notable for its complete lack of prisons, punitive income tax rates, and stringent health and safety legislation. The compassionate, democratic population of 13.115 billion Trelatcheans are free to do what they want with their own bodies, and vote for whomever they like in elections; if they go into business, however, they are regulated to within an inch of their lives.

The enormous, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Education, Healthcare, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Mediete. The average income tax rate is 92.7%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Trelatchean economy, worth a remarkable 1,647 trillion Simoleons a year, is led by the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Book Publishing, Automobile Manufacturing, and Furniture Restoration. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 125,624 Simoleons, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

It is rumoured that President Robert Anderson uses a magic 8-ball to make policy decisions, new government leaflets tell coeliac children to eat more crisps, medical experts advise that those claiming to be medical experts are probably fraudsters, and the right school tie opens more doors than the right qualification. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Trelatche's national animal is the penguin, which is also the nation's favorite main course.

Trelatche is ranked 2,030th in the world and 70th in the South Pacific for Least Corrupt Governments, with 96.24 Percentage Of Bribes Refused.

Most World Assembly Endorsements: 1,603rdMost Influential: 1,856thLeast Corrupt Governments: 2,030thTop
Most Extensive Public Healthcare: 2,803rdLargest Welfare Programs: 3,327thHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 3,878thSafest: 4,149thMost Subsidized Industry: 4,708thLargest Publishing Industry: 5,003rdLongest Average Lifespans: 5,129thMost Advanced Public Transport: 5,733rdMost Cultured: 5,790thMost Advanced Public Education: 6,102ndHighest Average Tax Rates: 6,146thHealthiest Citizens: 6,254thMost Developed: 6,293rdMost Rebellious Youth: 6,428thHighest Poor Incomes: 7,631stMost Compassionate Citizens: 7,709thNicest Citizens: 7,957thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 8,109thMost Pacifist: 8,595thSmartest Citizens: 8,679thLargest Governments: 8,739thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 8,914thHighest Economic Output: 9,388thMost Beautiful Environments: 10,274thTop
Lowest Crime Rates: 10,590thMost Efficient Economies: 11,456thBest Weather: 12,823rdMost Inclusive: 14,221stMost Cheerful Citizens: 14,570thLargest Populations: 17,388thLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 18,003rdMost Income Equality: 18,240thMost Stationary: 18,881stMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 19,112thHighest Average Incomes: 20,281st
Least Corrupt Governments: 70th in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 77th in the regionTop
Highest Foreign Aid Spending: 93rd in the regionLargest Welfare Programs: 93rd in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 122nd in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 129th in the regionSafest: 138th in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 152nd in the regionMost Rebellious Youth: 153rd in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 162nd in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 170th in the regionMost Cultured: 172nd in the regionHighest Economic Output: 178th in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 178th in the regionMost Developed: 193rd in the regionLargest Populations: 197th in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 200th in the regionMost Influential: 200th in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 231st in the regionLargest Governments: 231st in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 237th in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 245th in the regionSmartest Citizens: 259th in the regionMost Compassionate Citizens: 261st in the regionNicest Citizens: 263rd in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 276th in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 295th in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 308th in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 311th in the regionMost Pacifist: 321st in the regionMost Stationary: 350th in the regionBest Weather: 391st in the regionTop
Most Cheerful Citizens: 482nd in the regionMost Inclusive: 486th in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 520th in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 573rd in the regionLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 603rd in the region

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Endorsements Received: 136 » Erinor, Pencil Sharpeners 2, Farengeto, Kringalia, Belschaft, Tsunamy, Sandaoguo, Drugged Monkeys, Lambdaland, Tsvetania, Jehenna, Aidenfieeld, Hanguk-Nippon, Darakin, Luddinlande, RestartAll, Linguiniland, Rebel-topia, The naked people, Escevola, Aywhyou, Poopisiya, Ridehale, Volaworand, Sedunn, Techganet, 073 039 109 032 080 111 112 112 121, The Solar System Scope, Nova Montron, Fighting Kawi Ninja, Saciu, New Briantown, Great Andora, Aumeltopia, Beepee, Silberne Wache, Barabarom, Isokenzar, Aguatania, Vincent Field, Cuuldere, Kandorith, Xandev, Auphelia, Qvait, Wehraboos, North Catimestistrianes, Dasko, Sesteran, The Filippinas, and 86 others.Amerion, Phanama, USNE2018, Changolandia, Rabbitz, Aurcania, Maeiland, Land Without Shrimp, Imperial Duck, Mapico, Empa Aserium, Qawe, Tilipria, Astraee, Jaxon, Yeldarbsland, Bear Connors Paradiso, Cohors Stercore, Madreia, Bleakfoot, Nueva Alta California, PenguinPies, Isles of Creckero, Bizzie, Terran Draconia, Bawkie, Tepertopia, Tarnik, Gliasco, Ebonhand, West Pastafaria, Anserisa, Turks of The Eastern Calculus, Grubville, Sau Man Frescher, Eskvenn, CzechoSlovakishMoravia, Ralphburg, Springhollow, Charloa, Noveos, Melicorium, Tridem, Holy Free, ChickenDome, Merevane, Baltenlands, Gnofnordclancedenilland, Eggraria, Dis7Nation, Marinho Islands, Virmena, Shefino, Kervanosia, Escanval, Starsight, Compli, NganXuan, The Worst army of, Hyaflucturia, Royaltica, Nova Kobol, Corgitopiaa, Matak Tribes, LadyRebels, Laamiva, RussiaSpetsnaz1, Abarri, West Fallows, Alaninia, Well F, Rhetiaa, Trepsit, United States of Vietnam, Purple Hyacinth, Valdutz, Briteannia, Ovkianos, Midand, Weburya, Andinla, Concrete Slab, Avia Lavanda, Myness, B H A R A T, and Catillos.

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