The Peoples Republic of Salessll is a titanic, efficient nation, ruled by President Jacob Hali with a fair hand, and renowned for its museums and concert halls, national health service, and spontaneously combusting cars. The compassionate, hard-working, democratic, devout population of 11.382 billion Salans hold their civil and political rights very dear, although the wealthy and those in business tend to be viewed with suspicion.

The medium-sized, liberal government prioritizes Administration, although Education, Environment, and Public Transport are also considered important, while Spirituality and International Aid are ignored. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Tocktockwo. The average income tax rate is 31.3%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Salan economy, worth a remarkable 1,987 trillion Zelmas a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Retail, Book Publishing, and Beef-Based Agriculture. Average income is an impressive 174,579 Zelmas, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.1 times as much as the poorest.

Strict term limits have been applied to all elected offices, President Jacob Hali claims to be the epitome of family values, dozens of additional foreign policy specialists have been sent to the country's WA Mission, and grandiose stage parents insist superyachts and private cinemas are children's basic needs. Crime is totally unknown. Salessll's national animal is the Black Cat, which is also the nation's favorite main course.

Salessll is ranked 12,703^rd in the world and 300^th in the South Pacific for Most Developed, scoring 89.21 on the Human Development Index.