The Great Millenary Empire of Aurcania is a massive, efficient nation, ruled by Willem III with an even hand, and remarkable for its museums and concert halls, multi-spousal wedding ceremonies, and stringent health and safety legislation. The compassionate, democratic population of 4.022 billion Aurcanians are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The large government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Education, and Environment. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Stirlington. The average income tax rate is 61.8%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The thriving Aurcanian economy, worth 336 trillion Crowns a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Tourism industry, with significant contributions from Information Technology, Basket Weaving, and Trout Farming. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 83,698 Crowns, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Cotton candy made from genuine cotton cellulose doesn't quite satisfy, all the playground's a stage for Aurcanian schoolchildren, the reams of paperwork accompanying any electronic item are a recognised contributor to national deforestation, and a third of Aurcanians are e-certified CEOs. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Aurcania's national animal is the Dove, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies, and its national religion is The Order of Rassilon.

Aurcania is ranked 6,107^th in the world and 215^th in the South Pacific for Least Corrupt Governments, with 94.88 Percentage Of Bribes Refused.