The High Court Justice of Ebonhand is a gargantuan, socially progressive nation, ruled by King Maegor I of the House Targaryen with an even hand, and notable for its avant-garde cinema, free-roaming dinosaurs, and complete absence of social welfare. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic, devout population of 11.695 billion Ebonhandians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The tiny, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Education, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Greywolfe. The average income tax rate is 7.8%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Ebonhandian economy, worth a remarkable 2,672 trillion Denars a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Book Publishing, Arms Manufacturing, and Retail. Black market activity is frequent. Average income is an amazing 228,510 Denars, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.4 times as much as the poorest.

The team in charge of creating a new writing system have spent months deciding whether or not to use serif or sans-serif characters, the family summer vacation has become a thing of the past following the introduction of the year-round school year, citizens are abandoning their homes en masse in a widespread panic over asbestos, and rioting during the nation's hosting of ORDER caused one million Denars of property damage. Crime is totally unknown. Ebonhand's national animal is the Velociraptor, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Griffinism.

Ebonhand is ranked 226,205^th in the world and 7,340^th in the South Pacific for Most Primitive, scoring -717.14 on the Scary Big Number Scale.