The High Court Justice of Ebonhand is a gargantuan, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by King Aegon IV of House Targaryen with an even hand, and notable for its zero percent divorce rate, pith helmet sales, and complete absence of social welfare. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic, devout population of 15.533 billion Ebonhandians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The relatively small, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Education, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Greywolfe. The average income tax rate is 46.2%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Ebonhandian economy, worth a remarkable 4,633 trillion Denars a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Book Publishing, Retail, and Arms Manufacturing. Black market activity is rampant. Average income is an amazing 298,298 Denars, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.6 times as much as the poorest.

'Let's Get It On' has jumped to #1 on the billboard charts, short is not always sweet, elevator music has been replaced by thrash metal played at maximum volume, and having skeletons in one's closet is no longer just a macabre idiom. Crime is totally unknown. Ebonhand's national animal is the Velociraptor, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Griffinism.

Ebonhand is ranked 304,429^th in the world and 11,294^th in the South Pacific for Most Avoided, scoring 0.54 on the Kardashian Reflex Score.