The Empire of Menesynchro is a massive, efficient nation, ruled by Evola Bigodin with an even hand, and renowned for its compulsory military service, complete absence of social welfare, and stringent health and safety legislation. The hard-nosed, devout population of 1.146 billion Menesynchroans have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The medium-sized government juggles the competing demands of Education, Law & Order, and Defense. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Sosigpolis. The average income tax rate is 56.9%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Menesynchroan economy, worth 134 trillion Negocins a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Tourism, Information Technology, and Retail. Average income is an impressive 117,703 Negocins, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Adults pretending to be teenage girls claim to have wholesome motives, religious leaders order congregants to love any neighbour who is just like themselves, hundreds of subterranean tunnels are being built as part of "Project Morlock", and statue-sitting has replaced the stake-out as the dullest form of police duty. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Menesynchro's national animal is the Sad Bird, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Menemagìk.

Menesynchro is ranked 110,487^th in the world and 3,777^th in the South Pacific for Largest Furniture Restoration Industry, scoring 1,567.01 on the Spitz-Pollish Productivity Index.