The Militarist Republic of The Filippinas is a titanic, efficient nation, ruled by Marshal Lakarda Altarehos with a fair hand, and notable for its daily referendums, compulsory military service, and unlimited-speed roads. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic, humorless population of 11.568 billion Pinasans live in a state of perpetual fear, as a complete breakdown of social order has led to the rise of order through biker gangs.

The relatively small, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Industry, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Mynila. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 74.1%.

The frighteningly efficient Pinasan economy, worth a remarkable 3,492 trillion Pinasan Casings a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Retail, and Book Publishing. Average income is an amazing 301,896 Pinasan Casings, with the richest citizens earning 9.4 times as much as the poorest.

The Filippinas is increasingly belligerent on the international stage, the thin blue line is composed of picketing police officers demanding better pensions, ironic death by tasering is on the rise amongst door-to-door taser salesmen, and economic output is rising as the chronically depressed are persuaded not to burden society. Crime is totally unknown. The Filippinas's national animal is the Aguila, which is also the nation's favorite main course.

The Filippinas is ranked 270,407^th in the world and 3,726^th in the South Pacific for Fattest Citizens, with 6.64 Obesity Rate.