The People's Republic of Rad Asia is a massive, genial nation, ruled by Powerless Queen Jenna with a fair hand, and renowned for its multi-spousal wedding ceremonies, soft-spoken computers, and devotion to social welfare. The compassionate, democratic population of 3.983 billion Rad Asians are free to do what they want with their own bodies, and vote for whomever they like in elections; if they go into business, however, they are regulated to within an inch of their lives.

The enormous, liberal government juggles the competing demands of Education, Welfare, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Panda City. The average income tax rate is 92.3%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Rad Asian economy, worth 455 trillion Marks a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is highly specialized, is mostly made up of the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Tourism and Book Publishing. Average income is an impressive 114,349 Marks, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Autarky's deemed malarkey as foreign bric-a-brac's brought back, internet searches for the inventor of the three-wheeled steam-powered Rad Asian weed picker are way up, the long arm of the law possesses a rather slow hand, and the nation's politicians are known more for the internet memes they spawn than any of their accomplishments. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown. Rad Asia's national animal is the panda, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Rad Asia is ranked 57,323^rd in the world and 1,881^st in the South Pacific for Highest Drug Use, scoring 89 on the Pineapple Fondness Rating.