The Republic of Qaweritoyu is a gargantuan, efficient nation, ruled by President Christopher Elliott with an iron fist, and renowned for its avant-garde cinema, compulsory military service, and keen interest in outer space. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless, devout population of 24.061 billion Qans are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.

It is difficult to tell where the omnipresent, corrupt government stops and the rest of society begins, but it juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Education, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Alton City. The average income tax rate is 95.5%.

The powerhouse Qaz economy, worth a remarkable 3,091 trillion Dropiras a year, is driven almost entirely by government activity. The industrial sector is solely comprised of the Information Technology industry. Average income is an impressive 128,504 Dropiras, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.3 times as much as the poorest.

Not showing enough enthusiasm for mutual assured destruction is a court-martial offence, enterprising game developers are a hop, skip, and a double-jump away from arrest, cops in Alton City spend much of their time napping on a park bench next to Embassy Row, and pieces of iron pyrite are believed to be worth their weight in gold. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Qaweritoyu's national animal is the Lion, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Christianity.

Qaweritoyu is ranked 1,687^th in the world and 33^rd in the South Pacific for Most Advanced Public Education, scoring 21,788.92 on the Edu-tellignce® Test Score.