The Republic of Qaweritoyu is a gargantuan, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by President Christopher Elliott with an iron fist, and remarkable for its public floggings, compulsory military service, and complete lack of prisons. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless, devout population of 20.138 billion Qans are ruled with an iron fist by the dictatorship government, which ensures that no-one outside the party gets too rich. In their personal lives, however, citizens are relatively unoppressed; it remains to be seen whether this is because the government genuinely cares about its people, or if it hasn't gotten around to stamping out civil rights yet.

It is difficult to tell where the omnipresent, corrupt government stops and the rest of society begins, but it juggles the competing demands of Education, Law & Order, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Alton City. The average income tax rate is 95.0%.

The strong Qaz economy, worth a remarkable 2,272 trillion Dropiras a year, is driven almost entirely by government activity. The industrial sector is solely comprised of the Information Technology industry. Average income is an impressive 112,854 Dropiras, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.1 times as much as the poorest.

Universities are populated by the spawn of the upper classes, the country has been 'going shopping' by annexing nearby nations for their resources, maximum security Qaz subway stations inspire prison systems around the world, and money grows on trees. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Qaweritoyu's national animal is the Lion, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Christianity.

Qaweritoyu is ranked 298,484^th in the world and 10,032^nd in The East Pacific for Largest Timber Woodchipping Industry, scoring -18.11 on the Tasmanian Pulp Environmental Export Index.