The Republic of Qaweritoyu is a gargantuan, efficient nation, ruled by President Vicki Berry with an iron fist, and remarkable for its smutty television, vat-grown people, and punitive income tax rates. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless, devout population of 15.623 billion Qans are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

It is difficult to tell where the omnipresent, corrupt government stops and the rest of society begins, but it juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Education, and Environment. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Alton City. The average income tax rate is 94.0%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The very strong Qaz economy, worth a remarkable 1,661 trillion Dropiras a year, is driven almost entirely by government activity. The industrial sector is solely comprised of the Information Technology industry. Average income is an impressive 106,360 Dropiras, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.7 times as much as the poorest.

Small shoes often wash up on the beach, dozens of viewers tune in weekly to hear whether a comma has been added to Clause 5 in Subsection B of Law 58375, formerly internationally exported goods are now given away for free, and the military has declared that 'a woman's place is in the mess hall'. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Qaweritoyu's national animal is the Lion, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Christianity.

Qaweritoyu is ranked 1,769^th in the world and 47^th in the South Pacific for Most Advanced Public Education, scoring 20,533.34 on the Edu-tellignce® Test Score.