The Republic of Qaweritoyu is a gargantuan, orderly nation, ruled by President Christopher Elliott with an iron fist, and renowned for its complete lack of prisons, public floggings, and smutty television. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless, devout population of 14.197 billion Qans are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

It is difficult to tell where the omnipresent, corrupt, moralistic government stops and the rest of society begins, but it juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Education, and Environment. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Alton City. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 92.5%.

The strong Qaz economy, worth a remarkable 1,413 trillion Dropiras a year, is driven almost entirely by government activity. The industrial sector, which is extremely specialized, is mostly made up of the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Tourism. Average income is 99,569 Dropiras, but there is a significant disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 324,936 per year while the poor average 22,952, a ratio of 14.2 to 1.

The streets are increasingly clogged with poverty-stricken beggars, councils up and down the country wrangle over legal matters, treaties are taken to be mere rules of thumb, and teachers prefer to give 'Maybe, Maybe Not' tests when dealing with sensitive subjects. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Qaweritoyu's national animal is the Lion, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Christianity.

Qaweritoyu is ranked 174,386^th in the world and 7,484^th in the South Pacific for Safest, scoring 26 on the Bubble-Rapp Safety Rating.