The Republic of Qaweritoyu is a gargantuan, efficient nation, ruled by President Manuel Ortega with an iron fist, and renowned for its frequent executions, compulsory military service, and hatred of cheese. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless, devout population of 15.928 billion Qans are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.

It is difficult to tell where the omnipresent, corrupt government stops and the rest of society begins, but it juggles the competing demands of Education, Law & Order, and Environment. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Alton City. The average income tax rate is 94.0%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The very strong Qaz economy, worth a remarkable 1,726 trillion Dropiras a year, is driven almost entirely by government activity. The industrial sector is solely comprised of the Information Technology industry. Average income is an impressive 108,423 Dropiras, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.6 times as much as the poorest.

There is a 'turn around' sign at every border entrance, the military has gone fission for more funding, the smell of napalm in the morning is usually alongside grilled Lion, and the navy's new flotilla is gonna be a thrilla. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Qaweritoyu's national animal is the Lion, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Christianity.

Qaweritoyu is ranked 10,820^th in the world and 311^th in the South Pacific for Lowest Crime Rates, with 93.17 Law-abiding Acts Per Hour.