The Lieutenant's Republic of Qaweritoyu is a gargantuan, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by President Jenny Davis with an iron fist, and notable for its sprawling nuclear power plants, smutty television, and ban on automobiles. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless, devout population of 12.659 billion Qans are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

It is difficult to tell where the omnipresent, corrupt government stops and the rest of society begins, but it juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Education, and Environment. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Alton City. The average income tax rate is 92.1%.

The Qaz economy, worth 900 trillion Dropiras a year, is driven almost entirely by government activity. The industrial sector is solely comprised of the Tourism industry. Average income is 71,143 Dropiras, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.4 times as much as the poorest.

The nation's most "productive" diamond mine hasn't been operational for seven months, lines of trenches demarcate the nation's borders, bald-headed monks sit around the National Meditation Park looking smugly content, and the year's most anticipated show is "Great Deals on Delicious Meals". Crime is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Qaweritoyu's national animal is the Lion, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Catholicism.

Qaweritoyu is ranked 168,636^th in the world and 6,894^th in the South Pacific for Largest Publishing Industry, scoring -16 on the Bella Potter Productivity e-Index.