by Max Barry

Latest Forum Topics

Advertisement

Most Influential: 285thHealthiest Citizens: 514thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 521st
The Grand Republic of
Iron Fist Consumerists
Long Live Havenwelle!
Influence
Apprentice
Region
Civil Rights
Some
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Outlawed

Overview Policies People Government Economy Rank Trend Cards

Havenwelle

Population12.721 billion

CapitalGrand Haven
LeaderKevin Burke
FaithThe Church of Havenwelle

CurrencyHav
AnimalBrittany Spaniel

The Grand Republic of Havenwelle is a gargantuan, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by Kevin Burke with an iron fist, and remarkable for its closed borders, smutty television, and complete lack of prisons. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless, devout population of 12.721 billion Havenwelleans are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The large, corrupt, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Education, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Grand Haven. The average income tax rate is 30.2%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Havenwellean economy, worth a remarkable 2,405 trillion Havs a year, is quite specialized and mostly made up of the Tourism industry, with significant contributions from Book Publishing and Information Technology. Black market activity is rampant. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is an impressive 189,089 Havs, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Drugs containing the compound "oleum de serpens" are being sold to cancer patients, wealthy pranksters dump refuse on unsuspecting citizens from up high, cyclists spend more time unlocking their bicycles than they do cycling, and a proud mining community is considering a rebellion after the Capital officially renamed them 'District XII'. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Havenwelle's national animal is the Brittany Spaniel, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is The Church of Havenwelle.

Havenwelle is ranked 5,141st in the world and 74th in Europeia for Most Developed, scoring 93.87 on the Human Development Index.

Top
1%
Most Influential: 285thHealthiest Citizens: 514thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 521stLongest Average Lifespans: 609thMost Devout: 661stMost Corrupt Governments: 684thLowest Crime Rates: 768thBest Weather: 942ndLargest Publishing Industry: 2,084thTop
5%
Most Popular Tourist Destinations: 2,580thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 2,619thLargest Black Market: 2,792ndMost World Assembly Endorsements: 3,402ndHighest Disposable Incomes: 3,591stMost Beautiful Environments: 4,636thHighest Poor Incomes: 4,752ndMost Developed: 5,141stMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 6,100thHighest Economic Output: 6,618thMost Cultured: 7,292ndMost Efficient Economies: 7,372ndHighest Average Incomes: 7,898thMost Subsidized Industry: 8,817thMost Advanced Public Transport: 9,127thSmartest Citizens: 9,259thLargest Governments: 9,531stMost Stationary: 10,139thMost Advanced Public Education: 11,728thTop
10%
Most Eco-Friendly Governments: 13,634thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 14,268thMost Scientifically Advanced: 16,500thLargest Information Technology Sector: 19,377thMost Pacifist: 21,659thMost Authoritarian: 21,725thLargest Populations: 22,480th
Top
1%
Most Politically Apathetic Citizens: 4th in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 6th in the regionMost Devout: 7th in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 7th in the regionTop
5%
Most Corrupt Governments: 8th in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 8th in the regionBest Weather: 15th in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 16th in the regionLargest Black Market: 17th in the regionHighest Disposable Incomes: 21st in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 24th in the regionTop
10%
Most Popular Tourist Destinations: 38th in the regionMost Influential: 38th in the regionMost Authoritarian: 44th in the regionMost Stationary: 45th in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 54th in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 59th in the regionHighest Economic Output: 59th in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 66th in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 71st in the regionMost Developed: 74th in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 75th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Havenwelle changed its national faith to "The Church of Havenwelle".
  • : Havenwelle changed its national capital to "Grand Haven".
  • : Havenwelle changed its national currency to "Hav".
  • : Havenwelle changed its national motto to "Long Live Havenwelle!".
  • : Havenwelle endorsed The Kingdom of Alpharod.
  • : Following new legislation in Havenwelle, a proud mining community is considering a rebellion after the Capital officially renamed them 'District XII'.
  • : Havenwelle was endorsed by The Kingdom of Alpharod.
  • : Havenwelle changed its national currency to "Kev".
  • : Havenwelle changed its national faith to "The Adoration of Kevin Burke".
  • : Havenwelle changed its national capital to "Kevin Burke City" and its motto to "All Hail the Great Kevin Burke!".

More...

View Forum posts

Report