The Republic of Kiasu-ism is a gargantuan, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by Lord Vulcan with an even hand, and renowned for its complete lack of prisons, compulsory military service, and restrictive gun laws. The compassionate, cheerful population of 27.368 billion Kiasu-langs are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.
The tiny government prioritizes Education, although Environment, Administration, and Healthcare are also considered important, while Spirituality and Welfare receive no funds. Income tax is unheard of.
The frighteningly efficient Kiasu-lang economy, worth a remarkable 9,513 trillion Peanuts a year, is quite specialized and mostly made up of the Tourism industry, with significant contributions from Information Technology, Trout Farming, and Book Publishing. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an amazing 347,607 Peanuts, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.
Posters on 'Kiasu-lang Values' advise against being proud of Kiasu-ism, the government has cut its subsidies for all special interest groups, government-run brothels can be found on every street corner, and immersive video game experiences are interrupted by incessant disclaimer pop-ups. Crime is totally unknown. Kiasu-ism's national animal is the Homo Kiasu, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : Following new legislation in Kiasu-ism, immersive video game experiences are interrupted by incessant disclaimer pop-ups.
- : Following new legislation in Kiasu-ism, government-run brothels can be found on every street corner.
- : Following new legislation in Kiasu-ism, the government has cut its subsidies for all special interest groups.
- : Following new legislation in Kiasu-ism, posters on 'Kiasu-lang Values' advise against being proud of Kiasu-ism.
- : Following new legislation in Kiasu-ism, 'Let's Get It On' has jumped to #1 on the billboard charts.
- : Kiasu-ism endorsed The Republic of Erfton.
- : Kiasu-ism was endorsed by The Republic of Erfton.
- : Following new legislation in Kiasu-ism, hidden bedroom-cams are installed to catch mothers doing their kids' homework.
- : Following new legislation in Kiasu-ism, bitter pastors forced to officiate gay marriage 'accidentally' pronounce couples "husband and abomination".
- : Following new legislation in Kiasu-ism, matryoshka dolls resembling nested Death Stars are commonly sold.
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