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Healthiest Citizens: 2nd Most Developed: 8th Best Weather: 11th
The Republic of
Democratic Socialists
Kiasi, Kiabor, and most importantly... Kiasu!
Influence
Squire
Civil Rights
Average
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Very Good

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Kiasu-ism

Population27.368 billion

LeaderLord Vulcan

CurrencyPeanut
AnimalHomo Kiasu

The Republic of Kiasu-ism is a gargantuan, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by Lord Vulcan with an even hand, and renowned for its complete lack of prisons, compulsory military service, and restrictive gun laws. The compassionate, cheerful population of 27.368 billion Kiasu-langs are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The tiny government prioritizes Education, although Environment, Administration, and Healthcare are also considered important, while Spirituality and Welfare receive no funds. Income tax is unheard of.

The frighteningly efficient Kiasu-lang economy, worth a remarkable 9,513 trillion Peanuts a year, is quite specialized and mostly made up of the Tourism industry, with significant contributions from Information Technology, Trout Farming, and Book Publishing. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an amazing 347,607 Peanuts, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Posters on 'Kiasu-lang Values' advise against being proud of Kiasu-ism, the government has cut its subsidies for all special interest groups, government-run brothels can be found on every street corner, and immersive video game experiences are interrupted by incessant disclaimer pop-ups. Crime is totally unknown. Kiasu-ism's national animal is the Homo Kiasu, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Kiasu-ism is ranked 16,038th in the world and 454th in the South Pacific for Most Advanced Public Education, scoring 7,761.34 on the Edu-tellignce® Test Score.

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Healthiest Citizens: 2ndMost Developed: 8thBest Weather: 11thLongest Average Lifespans: 17thLeast Corrupt Governments: 23rdLargest Trout Fishing Sector: 46thMost Cheerful Citizens: 60thMost Beautiful Environments: 69thHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 69thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 81stSafest: 119thLargest Cheese Export Sector: 128thMost Cultured: 274thMost Scientifically Advanced: 310thHighest Economic Output: 330thMost Inclusive: 359thHighest Disposable Incomes: 373rdHighest Poor Incomes: 377thNicest Citizens: 398thLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 400thMost Secular: 404thSmartest Citizens: 439thMost Stationary: 484thLargest Information Technology Sector: 586thMost Pacifist: 609thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 761stLowest Overall Tax Burden: 855thHighest Average Incomes: 876thMost Influential: 977thMost Compassionate Citizens: 1,325thMost Efficient Economies: 1,534thTop
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Lowest Crime Rates: 1,800thLargest Populations: 1,982ndLargest Publishing Industry: 2,991stMost Rebellious Youth: 4,949thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 7,559thLargest Governments: 7,775thTop
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Most Eco-Friendly Governments: 13,262ndMost Advanced Public Education: 16,038th
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Least Corrupt Governments: 1st in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 1st in the regionHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 1st in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 1st in the regionBest Weather: 1st in the regionMost Developed: 1st in the regionMost Cheerful Citizens: 1st in the regionLargest Trout Fishing Sector: 2nd in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 3rd in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 3rd in the regionSafest: 3rd in the regionMost Stationary: 4th in the regionHighest Economic Output: 5th in the regionLargest Cheese Export Sector: 5th in the regionMost Cultured: 6th in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 9th in the regionHighest Disposable Incomes: 11th in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 11th in the regionMost Inclusive: 12th in the regionSmartest Citizens: 13th in the regionNicest Citizens: 13th in the regionLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 14th in the regionLargest Populations: 14th in the regionMost Secular: 15th in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 18th in the regionMost Pacifist: 19th in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 21st in the regionLowest Overall Tax Burden: 21st in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 29th in the regionMost Influential: 41st in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 45th in the regionMost Compassionate Citizens: 47th in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 66th in the regionTop
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Largest Publishing Industry: 76th in the regionMost Rebellious Youth: 115th in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 177th in the regionLargest Governments: 195th in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 356th in the regionTop
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Largest Black Market: 422nd in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 454th in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 542nd in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in Kiasu-ism, immersive video game experiences are interrupted by incessant disclaimer pop-ups.
  • : Following new legislation in Kiasu-ism, government-run brothels can be found on every street corner.
  • : Following new legislation in Kiasu-ism, the government has cut its subsidies for all special interest groups.
  • : Following new legislation in Kiasu-ism, posters on 'Kiasu-lang Values' advise against being proud of Kiasu-ism.
  • : Following new legislation in Kiasu-ism, 'Let's Get It On' has jumped to #1 on the billboard charts.
  • : Kiasu-ism endorsed The Republic of Erfton.
  • : Kiasu-ism was endorsed by The Republic of Erfton.
  • : Following new legislation in Kiasu-ism, hidden bedroom-cams are installed to catch mothers doing their kids' homework.
  • : Following new legislation in Kiasu-ism, bitter pastors forced to officiate gay marriage 'accidentally' pronounce couples "husband and abomination".
  • : Following new legislation in Kiasu-ism, matryoshka dolls resembling nested Death Stars are commonly sold.

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World Assembly

Endorsements Received: 161 » Fudgetopia, Darakin, Bergenu, Soem, Curlyhoward, Chubrubs, Cape Adare, Ancient Slobovia, The Bloodguard, Bear Connors Paradiso, Tsunamy, Theorin, Sanden, Drugged Monkeys, Seliyan progressive Islands, Great Scapula, Pamela And Hepatitis, The United Expanse, Quiescent, Farengeto, Kringalia, Sandaoguo, The Two Jerseys, Belschaft, Pencil Sharpeners 2, Bonaugure, Lambdaland, Japanese Federal Republic, FreeFishers, Gymnostan, Karatengisa, Pax Dracon, Dylar, Tyflugian, Transtemporal Shifts, The Solar System Scope, GI-Land, Akiponesia, Saganye, Luddinlande, Aschenburg, Nettunia, Techganet, Abarri, Erinor, PEPEP, Trinennie, Sween-flu Quarantine Zone, Poopisiya, Auphelia, and 111 others.Shiemetzu, Moreana, Vulprecio, The Black Cats, UnitedStatesofMrloong, Great Vritannia, Centristvill, Linguiniland, Iristead, Concrete Slab, Noveos, Si-topia, Jehenna, Ratioprudentia, Aidenfieeld, Nowa Europa, Blahblah2017, Seldon and the Psychohistorians, Bawkie, Outer Utonixick Gollinican, Little Pontanja, Tsvetania, Factorim, Fiorina Furya, Hanskarr, Ilutheria, Farelonia, South Caleblan, Hanguk-Nippon, Villorpestan, Rebel-topia, United Stanstans, Sozoteki, Compassionate Living, Aywhyou, Westoc Kinness, Native Inhabitants of Antarctica, Wyatonians, Vincent Field, Freedwanda, Lotadia, Utondara, Khazadine, The naked people, Monhak, Kobehia, Larenien, The Sakhalinsk Empire, Idiopola, United States of Vietnam, La Ascension, Escevola, Tijania, Immund, BarnicleLand, Volaworand, Sedunn, North Kanuckistan, Myttles, Nankyoku Tairiku, Pastir, Calistan, 073 039 109 032 080 111 112 112 121, Miesce, Havenfell, Rhetiaa, Catalunya unida, Neo-Indonesia, Fighting Kawi Ninja, Holleervag Islacotil, Gebirgig Pfingstemeinde Land, Nudnoji, Oskyelion, Saciu, New Briantown, Jaxon, Midand, Puerto Madryn, Esansonia, Greor Ther, East Sakhlin, Aguatania, Paranoia, Democratic Drals Tum, Mercia regnum, Premier Knowhere, Tamil Nad, Great Andora, Klein Bearkats, Northendia, Crystal Creation, Democratic Parndia, Atomic Garden, Republic of the Teutons, Nova Montron, Islas Tualua, Ugranda, Poleande, Capitalistic Pig, Aumeltopia, Complete Conformity, Beepee, Elveka, The Derpy Democratic Republic Of Herp, Socialist Nova Terra, Isokenzar, UnShleepd, Silberne Wache, United Qwebland, Lowbrassia, and Erfton.

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