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Healthiest Citizens: 2nd Most Developed: 8th Best Weather: 9th
The Republic of
Democratic Socialists
Kiasi, Kiabor, and most importantly... Kiasu!
Influence
Squire
Civil Rights
Average
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Excellent

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Kiasu-ism

Population28.307 billion

LeaderLord Vulcan

CurrencyPeanut
AnimalHomo Kiasu

The Republic of Kiasu-ism is a gargantuan, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by Lord Vulcan with an even hand, and notable for its keen interest in outer space, complete lack of prisons, and rampant corporate plagiarism. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful population of 28.307 billion Kiasu-langs are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The tiny government prioritizes Education, although Environment, Administration, and Healthcare are also considered important, while Spirituality and Welfare aren't funded at all. The average income tax rate is 2.6%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Kiasu-lang economy, worth an astonishing 10,190 trillion Peanuts a year, is quite specialized and dominated by the Tourism industry, with significant contributions from Information Technology, Trout Farming, and Book Publishing. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an amazing 360,010 Peanuts, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.0 times as much as the poorest.

Posters on 'Kiasu-lang Values' advise against being proud of Kiasu-ism, the new foreign policy is "why bother invading neighbours when they can be bought wholesale?", the nation's apology for those it has executed in the last year has come a little late for some, and foreigners with shady pasts are fleeing the country. Crime is totally unknown. Kiasu-ism's national animal is the Homo Kiasu, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Kiasu-ism is ranked 171,653rd in the world and 7,645th in the South Pacific for Most Corrupt Governments, with 0.1 Kickbacks Per Hour.

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Healthiest Citizens: 2ndMost Developed: 8thBest Weather: 9thLongest Average Lifespans: 14thLeast Corrupt Governments: 23rdMost Beautiful Environments: 60thMost Cheerful Citizens: 64thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 70thHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 74thSafest: 98thLargest Trout Fishing Sector: 98thLargest Cheese Export Sector: 154thMost Secular: 181stMost Cultured: 260thMost Scientifically Advanced: 270thHighest Economic Output: 290thMost Inclusive: 315thSmartest Citizens: 344thHighest Disposable Incomes: 354thNicest Citizens: 363rdLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 437thMost Stationary: 464thHighest Poor Incomes: 467thMost Pacifist: 485thLargest Information Technology Sector: 503rdMost World Assembly Endorsements: 601stHighest Average Incomes: 809thMost Influential: 922ndMost Compassionate Citizens: 1,018thLowest Crime Rates: 1,167thMost Efficient Economies: 1,520thTop
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Lowest Overall Tax Burden: 1,920thLargest Populations: 1,951stLargest Publishing Industry: 2,354thLargest Governments: 3,984thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 6,069thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 8,284thTop
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Most Rebellious Youth: 9,617thMost Advanced Public Education: 10,057thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 11,784th
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Least Corrupt Governments: 1st in the regionMost Developed: 1st in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 1st in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 1st in the regionBest Weather: 1st in the regionHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 2nd in the regionSafest: 2nd in the regionMost Cheerful Citizens: 2nd in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 3rd in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 3rd in the regionLargest Trout Fishing Sector: 3rd in the regionLargest Cheese Export Sector: 4th in the regionMost Stationary: 4th in the regionMost Cultured: 5th in the regionHighest Economic Output: 5th in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 7th in the regionHighest Disposable Incomes: 9th in the regionMost Inclusive: 9th in the regionSmartest Citizens: 10th in the regionNicest Citizens: 11th in the regionMost Secular: 12th in the regionLargest Populations: 14th in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 16th in the regionLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 16th in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 18th in the regionMost Pacifist: 18th in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 20th in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 26th in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 28th in the regionMost Compassionate Citizens: 35th in the regionLowest Overall Tax Burden: 36th in the regionMost Influential: 46th in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 57th in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 72nd in the regionTop
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Largest Governments: 90th in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 138th in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 226th in the regionMost Rebellious Youth: 231st in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 281st in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 306th in the regionTop
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Most Advanced Law Enforcement: 515th in the regionLargest Black Market: 527th in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 636th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Kiasu-ism was endorsed by The Empire of Milvands.
  • : Kiasu-ism was endorsed by The Queendom of Iron Island of Tigers.
  • : Following new legislation in Kiasu-ism, foreigners with shady pasts are fleeing the country.
  • : Following new legislation in Kiasu-ism, the nation's apology for those it has executed in the last year has come a little late for some.
  • : Following new legislation in Kiasu-ism, the new foreign policy is "why bother invading neighbours when they can be bought wholesale?".
  • : Following new legislation in Kiasu-ism, posters on 'Kiasu-lang Values' advise against being proud of Kiasu-ism.
  • : Following new legislation in Kiasu-ism, folk are absolutely certain that you can never be absolutely certain.
  • : Following new legislation in Kiasu-ism, the love has gone in Kiasu-ism.
  • : Following new legislation in Kiasu-ism, a faint smell of body odour can be detected at several miles' distance from the National Science Park.
  • : Following new legislation in Kiasu-ism, senior citizens can usually be found doing heavy manual labour.

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World Assembly

Endorsements Received: 205 » Fudgetopia, Darakin, Bergenu, Soem, Curlyhoward, Chubrubs, Cape Adare, Ancient Slobovia, Bear Connors Paradiso, Tsunamy, Theorin, Sanden, Drugged Monkeys, Seliyan progressive Islands, Great Scapula, Pamela And Hepatitis, The United Expanse, Quiescent, Farengeto, Kringalia, Sandaoguo, The Two Jerseys, Belschaft, Pencil Sharpeners 2, Lambdaland, Japanese Federal Republic, FreeFishers, Gymnostan, Karatengisa, Pax Dracon, Dylar, Transtemporal Shifts, The Solar System Scope, GI-Land, Saganye, Luddinlande, Techganet, Abarri, Erinor, PEPEP, Trinennie, Poopisiya, Auphelia, Moreana, Centristvill, Linguiniland, Iristead, Concrete Slab, Noveos, Si-topia, and 155 others.Jehenna, Aidenfieeld, Nowa Europa, Blahblah2017, Seldon and the Psychohistorians, Outer Utonixick Gollinican, Little Pontanja, Tsvetania, Factorim, Farelonia, South Caleblan, Hanguk-Nippon, Rebel-topia, Aywhyou, Native Inhabitants of Antarctica, Wyatonians, Vincent Field, Freedwanda, Lotadia, Utondara, Khazadine, The naked people, Monhak, Kobehia, Larenien, United States of Vietnam, La Ascension, Escevola, Immund, Volaworand, Sedunn, North Kanuckistan, Nankyoku Tairiku, Pastir, Calistan, 073 039 109 032 080 111 112 112 121, Havenfell, Rhetiaa, Catalunya Unida, Neo-Indonesia, Fighting Kawi Ninja, Saciu, New Briantown, Jaxon, East Sakhlin, Aguatania, Paranoia, Great Andora, Northendia, Crystal Creation, Democratic Parndia, Atomic Garden, Nova Montron, Ugranda, Aumeltopia, Complete Conformity, Beepee, Elveka, The Derpy Democratic Republic Of Herp, Isokenzar, UnShleepd, Silberne Wache, United Qwebland, The National Corporation, South Poleande, Anachronolandia, Agalaesia, Spearos, Macrothea, Barabarom, The Technocrates, Shengtie, USNE2018, Towi Lamia, Grouu, Yeldarbsland, Liberated Lambergs, Awjan, Transcostria, Qilai, Xandev, Rosamie, Cuuldere, Lorora3, Rabbitz, Kandorith, Badener, Myr Nyr, Direwolf1, Arx Obex, Dazeskye, Pulaski Republic, Mikole, Phanama, Mirutania, Kroumos, Midand, A Frog Dimension, The Libertarian Nation of Songrandine, Qvait, Whimichy, Darbor, Shema Mitzvah, Zess, Qairus, Drystar, Birdkeeper, Herbert Island, Choodox, North Erfton, Otaku Trash, Maletora, The Canadian Republic Colonies, Ariankido, State of Iowa, North Prarie, Land Without Shrimp, Jahass, Empire of the Western Woods, Ronster, The Filippinas, Republic Clovakh, Argenistan, Federated Kingdoms of Brittania, Academy of Umbrellas, The Dragon Enclave, Staubsaugen, Amutien, Ostanasia, Maeiland, United Weshickstine, Akindom, Wehraboos, Dasko, Farrts, Viertes deutsches Koalitionsreich, San Anaben, The Brand New Salvatagard Republic, Pays de Loire, Slenrotros, New Lousara, Apabeossie, Nordafrik Conclaves, Mew Nation, Qawe, Changolandia, New Juan Carlos Land, Unidum, Goddamous, Eritis, Churumduul, Iron Island of Cats, Chocholand, Iron Island of Tigers, and Milvands.

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