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Nudest: 877th Most Pacifist: 1,107th Safest: 1,705th
The Historical Artifact of
Democratic Socialists
I trust in reality as it could be, not as it is.
Jasper Calastof
Civil Rights
Political Freedom

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Population6.734 billion

LeaderJasper Calastof


The Historical Artifact of Sporaltryus is a colossal, cultured nation, ruled by Jasper Calastof with an even hand, and notable for its compulsory vegetarianism, strictly enforced bedtime, and devotion to social welfare. The compassionate, humorless population of 6.734 billion Sporaltryans are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The enormous, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Education, Environment, and Social Policy. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Castietya. The average income tax rate is 97.3%.

The large but sluggish Sporaltryan economy, worth 350 trillion Sii-Siis a year, is driven almost entirely by government activity, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector is mostly comprised of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, although the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is 52,058 Sii-Siis, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Mothers are routinely abandoning their children in the name of women's rights, droves of former desperados are applying to join the border police, the government is promoting multicultural values with the new 'Just Be Nice, OK?' initiative, and old folks reminisce about the last time someone was acquitted of a crime. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Sporaltryus's national animal is the Rabbit, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Tonicism.

Sporaltryus is ranked 96,809th in the world and 3,410th in the South Pacific for Highest Drug Use, scoring 50.4 on the Pineapple Fondness Rating.

Nudest: 877thMost Pacifist: 1,107thTop
Safest: 1,705thLowest Crime Rates: 2,577thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 2,612thHighest Average Tax Rates: 2,700thLargest Governments: 3,164thMost Compassionate Citizens: 3,475thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 3,633rdHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 3,841stHealthiest Citizens: 4,129thMost Beautiful Environments: 4,406thMost Advanced Public Transport: 4,940thNicest Citizens: 5,507thLongest Average Lifespans: 5,666thMost Rebellious Youth: 6,266thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 6,492ndBest Weather: 6,505thLargest Welfare Programs: 7,292ndTop
Most Inclusive: 7,694thSmartest Citizens: 8,929thMost Income Equality: 9,127thMost Influential: 10,227thMost Cultured: 10,266thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 11,428thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 12,187thMost Secular: 13,052nd
Nudest: 19th in the regionMost Pacifist: 36th in the regionSafest: 53rd in the regionTop
Highest Average Tax Rates: 64th in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 72nd in the regionLargest Governments: 77th in the regionHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 80th in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 101st in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 108th in the regionMost Compassionate Citizens: 116th in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 130th in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 137th in the regionMost Rebellious Youth: 153rd in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 176th in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 184th in the regionNicest Citizens: 188th in the regionBest Weather: 199th in the regionLargest Welfare Programs: 200th in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 260th in the regionSmartest Citizens: 262nd in the regionMost Inclusive: 283rd in the regionTop
Most Cultured: 294th in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 315th in the regionLargest Populations: 345th in the regionMost Income Equality: 416th in the regionMost Secular: 438th in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 442nd in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 466th in the region

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