The New Order of Sporaltryus is a gargantuan, socially progressive nation, ruled by ProfessorHenn with an even hand, and renowned for its museums and concert halls, keen interest in outer space, and prohibition of alcohol. The compassionate, humorless population of 14.758 billion Sporaltryans enjoy extensive civil rights and enjoy a level of social equality free from the usual accompanying government corruption.

The enormous, liberal, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Education, Environment, and Social Policy. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Castietya. The average income tax rate is 97.6%.

The large but underdeveloped Sporaltryan economy, worth 912 trillion Woolongs a year, is driven almost entirely by government activity, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector is mostly comprised of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, although the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is 61,803 Woolongs, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Cash-strapped junkies lick rabbits for a cheap high, the Snapgram channel "Embarrassing Baby ProfessorHenn Pics" has made ProfessorHenn's mom a celebrity, the government only invests in infrastructure after a natural disaster, and sleep-deprived officials are known to collapse after late night revision for their examinations. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Sporaltryus's national animal is the Wolf, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Tonicism.

Sporaltryus is ranked 10,008^th in the world and 287^th in the South Pacific for Smartest Citizens, with 93.4 quips per hour.