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Nudest: 835thMost Pacifist: 1,332ndSafest: 1,776th
The Historical Artifact of
Democratic Socialists
I trust in reality as it could be, not as it is.
Jasper Calastof
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Population10.746 billion

LeaderJasper Calastof


The Historical Artifact of Sporaltryus is a gargantuan, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by Jasper Calastof with an even hand, and remarkable for its museums and concert halls, ban on automobiles, and rampant corporate plagiarism. The compassionate, humorless population of 10.746 billion Sporaltryans are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The enormous, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Education, Environment, and Social Policy. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Castietya. The average income tax rate is 97.4%.

The large but sluggish Sporaltryan economy, worth 561 trillion Sii-Siis a year, is driven almost entirely by government activity, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector is mostly comprised of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, although the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is 52,273 Sii-Siis, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Mothers are routinely abandoning their children in the name of women's rights, droves of former desperados are applying to join the border police, the government is promoting multicultural values with the new 'Just Be Nice, OK?' initiative, and old folks reminisce about the last time someone was acquitted of a crime. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Sporaltryus's national animal is the Rabbit, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Tonicism.

Sporaltryus is ranked 11,092nd in the world and 6th in Selene for Highest Food Quality, scoring 148.2 on the Meeshlin-Starr Index.

Nudest: 835thMost Pacifist: 1,332ndSafest: 1,776thTop
Lowest Crime Rates: 2,840thHighest Average Tax Rates: 2,920thLargest Governments: 3,528thHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 4,196thMost Advanced Public Transport: 4,380thMost Compassionate Citizens: 4,516thHealthiest Citizens: 4,720thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 4,791stMost Beautiful Environments: 4,930thMost Rebellious Youth: 6,490thNicest Citizens: 6,897thLongest Average Lifespans: 7,179thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 7,517thBest Weather: 7,652ndLargest Welfare Programs: 8,486thMost Inclusive: 9,279thSmartest Citizens: 9,428thMost Cultured: 10,893rdHighest Food Quality: 11,092ndTop
Most Income Equality: 12,187thMost Secular: 15,687thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 15,936thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 17,241stMost Advanced Public Education: 18,808th
Most Pacifist: 1st in the regionMost Authoritarian: 1st in the regionMost Income Equality: 1st in the regionSafest: 1st in the regionMost Conservative: 1st in the region

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