The Dominion of Drystar is a gargantuan, safe nation, renowned for its rum-swilling pirates, digital currency, and complete absence of social welfare. The compassionate, hard-working, democratic population of 33.863 billion Drystarians enjoy extensive civil freedoms, particularly in social issues, while business tends to be more regulated.

The medium-sized, liberal government juggles the competing demands of Education, Defense, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Drystar City. The average income tax rate is 70.3%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Drystarian economy, worth a remarkable 5,600 trillion dockets a year, is fairly diversified and mostly made up of the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Book Publishing, Tourism, and Retail. Average income is an impressive 165,390 dockets, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Graffiti graces every city's streets, government officials have to mortgage their homes to make ends meet, bars are packed at all hours, and crooks and people with too many kids are being kicked out of the country. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown. Drystar's national animal is the red hawk, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies.

Drystar is ranked 101,875^th in the world and 4,109^th in the South Pacific for Rudest Citizens, with 50.3 insults per minute.