The Dominion of Drystar is a gargantuan, efficient nation, notable for its rum-swilling pirates, pith helmet sales, and absence of drug laws. The compassionate, hard-working population of 29.472 billion Drystarians enjoy extensive civil freedoms, particularly in social issues, while business tends to be more regulated.

The medium-sized, liberal government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Education, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Drystar City. The average income tax rate is 50.2%.

The powerhouse Drystarian economy, worth a remarkable 4,249 trillion dockets a year, is fairly diversified and dominated by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Book Publishing, Retail, and Pizza Delivery. Average income is an impressive 144,192 dockets, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.9 times as much as the poorest.

The Finance Ministry posts hourly updates on where taxpayer money is spent, a degree in Leader Science with a Minor in Awesomeology starts many political careers, history textbook pages are used as impromptu tissues by distraught students, and families waiting for delayed pipe installations hope daily for rain. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown. Drystar's national animal is the red hawk, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies.

Drystar is ranked 69,661^st in the world and 2,768^th in the South Pacific for Largest Furniture Restoration Industry, scoring 2,006.69 on the Spitz-Pollish Productivity Index.