by Max Barry

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Most Valuable International Artwork: 1,168thMost Influential: 1,738thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 1,995th
The Italo-Albanian Republic of
Democratic Socialists
Nec temere, nec timide
Robert Hoxha
Civil Rights
Political Freedom
Below Average

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Inner Albania

Population2.489 billion

CapitalNew Tirana
LeaderRobert Hoxha

Animalwhite-tailed eagle

The Italo-Albanian Republic of Inner Albania is a massive, cultured nation, ruled by Robert Hoxha with an even hand, and renowned for its rum-swilling pirates, multi-spousal wedding ceremonies, and compulsory gun ownership. The compassionate, cheerful population of 2.489 billion Inner Albanians are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The large, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of New Tirana. The average income tax rate is 87.3%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Inner Albanian economy, worth 296 trillion leks a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is quite specialized, is mostly made up of the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Beef-Based Agriculture, Book Publishing, and Basket Weaving. Average income is an impressive 118,961 leks, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

People find it hard to relate to soldiers because of the dehumanising masks they wear, any body part that can be cut off a person is no longer considered to be their property, hostage-takers offer loyalty scheme points for prompt payment, and prisoners work-share to cut down rising costs of keeping them in jail. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Inner Albania's national animal is the white-tailed eagle, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies, and its national religion is Catholicism.

Inner Albania is ranked 6,702nd in the world and 379th in The North Pacific for Healthiest Citizens, with 18.41 bananas ingested per day.

Most Valuable International Artwork: 1,168thMost Influential: 1,738thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 1,995thTop
Most Compassionate Citizens: 3,182ndNicest Citizens: 3,207thBest Weather: 4,253rdMost Cheerful Citizens: 4,262ndMost Inclusive: 4,987thHighest Food Quality: 6,160thMost Beautiful Environments: 6,384thHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 6,425thHealthiest Citizens: 6,702ndLargest Information Technology Sector: 6,880thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 7,703rdLongest Average Lifespans: 7,835thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 9,996thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 10,337thMost Developed: 10,588thLargest Welfare Programs: 10,792ndLargest Agricultural Sector: 11,148thMost Advanced Public Education: 11,187thHighest Average Tax Rates: 11,842ndSmartest Citizens: 12,002ndMost Cultured: 12,196thHighest Poor Incomes: 12,583rdMost Income Equality: 13,980thTop
Most Armed: 14,970thLargest Governments: 15,606thMost Rebellious Youth: 15,756thLowest Crime Rates: 16,746thMost Scientifically Advanced: 17,270thMost Pacifist: 20,621stMost Secular: 23,680thSafest: 24,581stMost Advanced Public Transport: 25,582nd
Most Valuable International Artwork: 142nd in the regionNicest Citizens: 188th in the regionMost Compassionate Citizens: 192nd in the regionMost Cheerful Citizens: 221st in the regionBest Weather: 246th in the regionHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 273rd in the regionMost Inclusive: 293rd in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 327th in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 327th in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 343rd in the regionHighest Food Quality: 348th in the regionTop
Most Armed: 356th in the regionLargest Agricultural Sector: 377th in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 379th in the regionMost Income Equality: 395th in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 452nd in the regionMost Rebellious Youth: 457th in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 484th in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 484th in the regionLargest Welfare Programs: 509th in the regionMost Influential: 512th in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 531st in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 590th in the regionMost Developed: 590th in the regionMost Cultured: 597th in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 599th in the regionSmartest Citizens: 627th in the region

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