by Max Barry

Latest Forum Topics


Most World Assembly Endorsements: 1,444thMost Valuable International Artwork: 1,641stMost Compassionate Citizens: 2,819th
The Big Mac Republic of
Scandinavian Liberal Paradise
Nec temere, nec timide
Robert Hoxha
Civil Rights
Political Freedom

Overview Factbook Dispatches Policies People Government Economy Rank Trend Cards

Inner Albania

Population2.97 billion

CapitalNew Tirana
LeaderRobert Hoxha

Animalwhite-tailed eagle

The Big Mac Republic of Inner Albania is a massive, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by Robert Hoxha with an even hand, and notable for its smutty television, national health service, and stringent health and safety legislation. The compassionate, cheerful population of 2.97 billion Inner Albanians enjoy extensive civil rights and enjoy a level of social equality free from the usual accompanying government corruption.

The large, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of New Tirana. The average income tax rate is 89.5%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Inner Albanian economy, worth 385 trillion leks a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is quite specialized, is mostly made up of the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Beef-Based Agriculture, Book Publishing, and Tourism. Average income is an impressive 129,710 leks, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Arthritic surgeons with tremulous fingers reassure patients that they are in safe hands, foreign policy is mostly just to smile and hope for the best, hand-to-hand combat experience is udderly essential for all dairy ranchers, and only 'organics' are permitted to be citizens. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Inner Albania's national animal is the white-tailed eagle, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies, and its national religion is Catholicism.

Inner Albania is ranked 15,713th in the world and 721st in The North Pacific for Lowest Crime Rates, with 91.27 law-abiding acts per hour.

Most World Assembly Endorsements: 1,444thMost Valuable International Artwork: 1,641stMost Compassionate Citizens: 2,819thTop
Nicest Citizens: 2,946thMost Influential: 4,103rdMost Inclusive: 4,558thBest Weather: 4,689thMost Pacifist: 5,176thMost Cheerful Citizens: 5,429thHighest Food Quality: 5,515thHealthiest Citizens: 6,128thMost Beautiful Environments: 6,301stHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 6,518thLargest Information Technology Sector: 7,053rdLongest Average Lifespans: 7,127thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 7,644thLargest Welfare Programs: 7,794thMost Developed: 8,158thLargest Agricultural Sector: 8,184thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 9,311thMost Cultured: 9,516thSmartest Citizens: 10,014thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 10,371stHighest Poor Incomes: 10,509thHighest Average Tax Rates: 10,867thMost Advanced Public Education: 10,929thLargest Governments: 13,528thTop
Most Income Equality: 14,387thLowest Crime Rates: 15,713thHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 16,395thMost Scientifically Advanced: 16,542ndMost Rebellious Youth: 18,828thSafest: 21,572ndMost Secular: 23,394thLargest Publishing Industry: 26,100th
Most Compassionate Citizens: 163rd in the regionNicest Citizens: 167th in the regionMost Valuable International Artwork: 189th in the regionMost Inclusive: 263rd in the regionBest Weather: 267th in the regionLargest Agricultural Sector: 268th in the regionHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 271st in the regionMost Cheerful Citizens: 280th in the regionMost Pacifist: 293rd in the regionHighest Food Quality: 302nd in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 325th in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 326th in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 343rd in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 349th in the regionTop
Largest Welfare Programs: 365th in the regionMost Income Equality: 377th in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 402nd in the regionMost Developed: 441st in the regionMost Cultured: 455th in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 459th in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 476th in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 482nd in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 498th in the regionSmartest Citizens: 519th in the regionMost Rebellious Youth: 520th in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 531st in the regionLargest Governments: 615th in the regionHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 636th in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 662nd in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:


World Assembly

Endorsements Received: 111 » The Amazing Pizza Cat, Great Bights Mum, Ham Federation, Laurendon, Shibutani, Gorundu, Ethnon, Ijo, Loutsland, Pallaith, The Rhein States, Corfad, Chipoli, Koda-Land, Kwaj, Southern Moosetopia, PlanetMercury, TheLandOfFunFunFun, Teriol, Siwale, Lennie Briscoe, Varisland, Kasazzastan, Pazair, Davidianian, Wolffoxia, Marlducro, South Parter, Bankowiata, Frieszia, Pineappleistania, New Atlantico, Unmet Player, Petronellania, Dreadton, Esperonia, Kranostav, Coalition of Gedran, Catalis, Laforeia, Nouvel Empire, New-Ferytland, Darkanistan, Atrito, Kaschovia, Xagill, Frances Francis the First of France, Wilkshire, Wisconsota, Oannia, and 61 others.Simone Republic, Deliber, Workers Republic of Prestes Order, Sil Dorsett, KAP03land, Territorio di Nessuno, ZleekyGgh, Kandorith, PotatoFarmers, North Bratislava, Ovekisu, Great Ignesia, Arucaria, Notyoutopia, Castle In Confidence, TyGerria, Evaelis, Former English Colony, Wineclaw, Inclement Space, Concordare, Ishtimbine, Nationeer, CyberEgypt, Racoda, Bodhisva, Neptunian Military Administration, The Kingtonn Republic, Texopolian Trade Route, Alogiada, Qep, Osmauri, Jenha, Fran Advar, Mallyna, Roman Empire August, Toastsylvania, New Cordyceps, Crystal Creation, Republiqueducroissant, Zelenaya Dolina, Calanguistao, Vertigoism, Halsoni, Sindoesia, Hydra Nation, Abskosmos, Dem Republic of Romania, Transyania, Coth Pladyia, Maxiverse, Richardostan, Bardopia, Sur Isles, Aerilia, DarkMondoria, Nephrite Major, Zandos, Rex Republic, Tehmistan, and Aguaria Major.