by Max Barry

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Most World Assembly Endorsements: 379th Most Influential: 622nd Most Advanced Law Enforcement: 874th
The Resident CRAZY of
Corrupt Dictatorship
Rebeltopia: Land of the crazy and home of the deranged
Civil Rights
Below Average
Political Freedom
Unheard Of

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Population14.213 billion

LeaderJason Dowling
FaithYay For Cake


The Resident CRAZY of Rebel-topia is a gargantuan, efficient nation, ruled by Jason Dowling with an iron fist, and notable for its public floggings, parental licensing program, and strictly enforced bedtime. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless, devout population of 14.213 billion Rebel-topians are ruled with an iron fist by the dictatorship government, which ensures that no-one outside the party gets too rich. In their personal lives, however, citizens are relatively unoppressed; it remains to be seen whether this is because the government genuinely cares about its people, or if it hasn't gotten around to stamping out civil rights yet.

The enormous, corrupt, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Defense, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Warner. The average income tax rate is 95.7%.

The frighteningly efficient Rebel-topian economy, worth a remarkable 2,002 trillion Deutschy-Markies a year, is quite specialized and led by the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Beef-Based Agriculture, and Information Technology. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is an impressive 140,916 Deutschy-Markies, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.2 times as much as the poorest.

Every workday begins with group therapy, it turns out that you actually can put a price on intangible cultural heritage, basic multiplication is all you need to know to have a child, and police pull people off the street for even mentioning the word plane. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Rebel-topia's national animal is the Cow, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Yay For Cake.

Rebel-topia is ranked 134,605th in the world and 5,821st in the South Pacific for Most Primitive, scoring -163.55 on the Scary Big Number Scale.

Most World Assembly Endorsements: 379thMost Influential: 622ndMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 874thTop
Most Efficient Economies: 1,963rdLowest Crime Rates: 2,397thMost Subsidized Industry: 3,545thMost Advanced Public Transport: 3,606thBest Weather: 3,847thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 3,859thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 3,939thHighest Average Tax Rates: 3,959thSafest: 3,996thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 4,168thMost Beautiful Environments: 4,432ndLargest Governments: 4,666thMost Devout: 4,805thLongest Average Lifespans: 4,888thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 4,982ndLargest Agricultural Sector: 5,291stHealthiest Citizens: 5,380thHighest Economic Output: 5,819thMost Developed: 6,070thTop
Most Cultured: 8,369thMost Advanced Public Education: 8,450thMost Corrupt Governments: 8,623rdLargest Populations: 10,608thHighest Poor Incomes: 11,147thMost Pacifist: 13,474thHighest Average Incomes: 14,639thSmartest Citizens: 14,976th
Most Advanced Law Enforcement: 20th in the regionMost Influential: 28th in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 29th in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 48th in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 62nd in the regionTop
Most Advanced Public Transport: 69th in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 84th in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 86th in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 91st in the regionLargest Populations: 92nd in the regionHighest Economic Output: 99th in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 102nd in the regionMost Devout: 104th in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 106th in the regionLargest Governments: 107th in the regionSafest: 120th in the regionBest Weather: 122nd in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 126th in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 138th in the regionLargest Agricultural Sector: 153rd in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 157th in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 167th in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 191st in the regionMost Developed: 198th in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 237th in the regionMost Cultured: 256th in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 332nd in the regionTop
Highest Average Incomes: 383rd in the regionNudest: 397th in the regionSmartest Citizens: 467th in the regionMost Pacifist: 533rd in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 559th in the region

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