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Most World Assembly Endorsements: 200thMost Influential: 685thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 1,227th
The Retired Crazy Old Man of
Corrupt Dictatorship
Rebeltopia: Land of the crazy and home of the deranged
Influence
Squire
Civil Rights
Very Good
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Rare

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Rebel-topia

Population24.636 billion

CapitalWarner
LeaderJason Dowling
FaithYay For Cake

CurrencyDeutschy-Marky
AnimalCow

The Retired Crazy Old Man of Rebel-topia is a gargantuan, safe nation, ruled by Jason Dowling with an iron fist, and notable for its frequent executions, anti-smoking policies, and punitive income tax rates. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless, devout population of 24.636 billion Rebel-topians are ruled with an iron fist by the dictatorship government, which ensures that no-one outside the party gets too rich. In their personal lives, however, citizens are relatively unoppressed; it remains to be seen whether this is because the government genuinely cares about its people, or if it hasn't gotten around to stamping out civil rights yet.

The government — a sprawling, bureaucracy-choked, corrupt, well-organized morass — juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Defense, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Warner. The average income tax rate is 97.4%.

The frighteningly efficient Rebel-topian economy, worth a remarkable 3,251 trillion Deutschy-Markies a year, is quite specialized and led by the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Furniture Restoration, and Book Publishing. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is an impressive 131,987 Deutschy-Markies, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Big Brother is still watching even when your big brother is dead, rebuilding efforts for a recently destroyed cathedral aren't expected to be completed for another century, almost all products in Rebel-topia are hand-crafted due to strict employment laws, and the government's giant servers are often used as a tourist trap. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Rebel-topia's national animal is the Cow, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Yay For Cake.

Rebel-topia is ranked 8,820th in the world and 229th in the South Pacific for Most Cultured, scoring 125 on the Snufflebottom-Wiggendum Pentatonic Scale.

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Most World Assembly Endorsements: 200thMost Influential: 685thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 1,227thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 1,657thMost Advanced Public Transport: 2,340thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 2,669thLowest Crime Rates: 2,976thTop
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Best Weather: 3,230thHighest Average Tax Rates: 3,489thSafest: 3,547thMost Beautiful Environments: 3,668thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 3,759thLongest Average Lifespans: 4,267thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 4,759thLargest Governments: 5,210thHealthiest Citizens: 5,826thMost Advanced Public Education: 6,309thHighest Economic Output: 6,442ndMost Developed: 6,772ndMost Subsidized Industry: 7,666thLargest Populations: 8,478thMost Cultured: 8,820thHighest Food Quality: 10,206thMost Stationary: 11,862ndMost Devout: 12,452ndHighest Poor Incomes: 12,843rdSmartest Citizens: 12,935thTop
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Most Efficient Economies: 15,660thMost Patriotic: 16,887thMost Corrupt Governments: 24,158thHighest Average Incomes: 29,820th
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Most World Assembly Endorsements: 18th in the regionMost Influential: 18th in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 32nd in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 39th in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 44th in the regionTop
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Most Eco-Friendly Governments: 63rd in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 66th in the regionLargest Populations: 68th in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 77th in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 89th in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 91st in the regionSafest: 92nd in the regionBest Weather: 93rd in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 96th in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 106th in the regionHighest Economic Output: 111th in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 112th in the regionLargest Governments: 119th in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 150th in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 159th in the regionMost Developed: 189th in the regionMost Stationary: 219th in the regionMost Cultured: 229th in the regionMost Devout: 271st in the regionHighest Food Quality: 291st in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 291st in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 298th in the regionTop
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Most Patriotic: 326th in the regionSmartest Citizens: 350th in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 370th in the regionNudest: 486th in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 577th in the region

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Endorsements Received: 344 » Darakin, Theorin, Curlyhoward, The Two Jerseys, The Solar System Scope, Hanguk-Nippon, Kiasu-ism, Tsunamy, Pax Dracon, Aidenfieeld, Madhonia, Drystar, Outer Utonixick Gollinican, Ridehale, Noire Denholm, Jehenna, Farengeto, Gymnostan, Yellunstryer, Antarctic Empires, Kringalia, Nowa Europa, Southern Numenor, Nova Montron, Sanden, The naked people, Trelatche, Ancient Slobovia, Walloonia, Calistan, Drugged Monkeys, North Kanuckistan, Isokenzar, Wehraboos, USNE2018, Xandev, Amerion, Abarri, A leftover country, Land Without Shrimp, Los Lonley Boys, PenguinPies, Zaelith, Oreo States, Mapico, Bear Connors Paradiso, Fasire, Maeiland, Bleakfoot, Bawkie, and 294 others.Ebonhand, West Pastafaria, Ralphburg, The Worst army of, Shefino, Midand, The SpaceNeo-Goryeo Etymological Society, Myness, Tepertopia, Phanama, Menesynchro, Hong Kong Kowloon and New Territories, Amutien, Myndia, Rad Asia, Itani, Myhomecountry, Doraya, Indolos, Jammlandia, Transtemporal Shifts, SHAYTAN UKHIROSS, Centia Deran, Linden Oak, Freedoom, Anatasha, The Island of Sorna, Fire Islands, United States of Belvaria, Beblahbleblo, Moridine, Saciu, Imperium Sempiternum, Land of Mari, Geekvia, Aurcania, The Woragopiria, The Haughtherlands, Piscantium, Arscanesia, PsiCorps, Nomayuki, Pamela And Hepatitis, Eastern Cenland Anuicalica, Ostavaria, Of the european socialist republics, Stella-Arga, Ambitchous, Kanatian Percocet, Chernaya Zvezda, Tiazan, Farelonia, Eleuthelrium, Venezia Pacifica, Ever Testing, New Anterea, Great Lothian, Zanforadon, Mavenu, Figlandia, Bonobiana, Gracca, Paganan, Bavaristan, Froshar, Altnavia, Auviantan Outh Islands, Baron Ungern and Tzar Nicholas, Nill Vill, No moking, Seythennia, Venkara, Tvania, ARIAPOLIS01, Karatengisa, Dakalian, Vuranda, Ugranda, Respackjakenrhace, Democratic Chanum Ter Heak, Dereistic, Siromiana, Marnrio, Sordandia, Estival, Goldnation, Holy Free, Dun Frest, Voiders, Sgaana, Valles Stellarum, Doundaly, The Republic of Everleigh, Kazhinskia, Galactya, Sporaltryus, Gorklibunsond, America Gone Wrong, Eritria, Martzbrieg, New-Javarra, Khnomania, North Pernambuco, Nova Rhodia, Frairrisburg, Uvalor, Unielvan Millorvium, Geploastan, Arlandias, Terran Draconia, Dhemixia, Pepoland, 0200-Gamma, Jantisha, Tanyaland, The Free Falklands, Greater Lamero, Empire of Pekoland, Yugarritia, Monetaria, Kleinwetterberg and Altwetterberg, Alvira, Siberia union, IndustroMiliComplex, Arennia, Atomic Garden, Hacrela, Astriva, Balisca, Sumina, Ferristia, New Bulacan, Dutch-Gaming-Commune, Dausuva, Los estados confederates de Mexico, Blondiesland, Grand Milania, Lynxaion, Las Filipina, Galadra, West Khazana Finsstan, Afria Thebel, Pabtlau, Ferfulesse, ANuadh, Bloonation, Gonthavnor, Seyja, Cerespasia, Purisect, Ferrumetlapis, Tigrulia, Razana, Amerinsca, Signar, Legosia, Grace Wellesley Thayer, Great Scapula, Republic of Rhode Island, Bohenia, Elle Wood, Arhanistan, Morian, Kaoia, Asarana, Proculus, Belschaft, Ipugao, Phyakaran, Blipp, The Ark of Survival, Sea shep, Awesome Imperium, Non-Believers, Lilli Lands, Teasonda, Tioloman, Hazahmkong, Greater Pardonia, Vasken, Moreana, Emagination, Hadrex, South Venison, Swiss Cheese Wheel, Purestan, Yusan, Zeta Del Norte, Krauanagaz, Andinla, The Filippinas, Baxingtull, Lowelian, East Endia, Differences-In-Differences, Volaworand, Petea, Luxemstein, Detroxia, HATRED AND BIGOTRY, Nuevo San Juan Parangaricutiro, Eastern Doncaster, Originia, Albend, The Weirdo, Bogani, Shilvend, Swenfia 2, The real Ireland, Anglischland Kaiserreich, Explodeingtnt, Avastotz, Corpoterra, Inner Albania, Democates, Havenwelle, Skwar, The Ginger Lands, Aquila Audax, Monolandia, South Retobi, Zephyriana, Musica Nova, Springwalla, Silvaterrae, HawkoFon, Mittero, Cofrosia, Karlsburgh, Mercian Legions, Mythora, Espiritual, Vertruse, Ordogomenistan, Diuturnitas, Beneti, Gradivus Albiorix, Nordrune, Aodhan, Eriaco, Makanzar, Eden Novae, Lan Panna, Harvatka, Great Ostanian Republic, Gdfsg land, The Culinary State of Half-Jordi, Nvd123 world, Lemenga, Qwertyuiopasdfghjklzxcvb, Nortast, Pede Cattus, Republic Empire of Japan, Lupusterra, Sismite, Upper Ryu Lorty, Kholdan, Ammehoela, Eterian commonwealth, Xarbraden, Thanitharia, Ustallaa, Gutiterra, Outer Plains, Xanistan, Lans Isles, Jontum, Marre, Vallholm, Nueva Alta California, United Allied Systems Nations, BEEstreetz, Nakayo, Pepperton, The Grand Potato Empire, Elritch, Philippinessss, Eastern Juble Lux, Apreerco, Dundea Loea, Repreteop, Satilynia, Sovreign Republics, Nyitrai, Threnluel, Anarco Argentina, Meirenyu, Geneek, Canamerico and Greenland, Qadiworka, Genoxelande, Anglimerica, Kaumudeen, and Stelmund.

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