by Max Barry

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Most World Assembly Endorsements: 280thMost Influential: 480thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 1,163rd
The Crazy Old Man of
Father Knows Best State
Rebeltopia: Land of the crazy and home of the deranged
Civil Rights
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Population18.648 billion

LeaderJason Dowling
FaithYay For Cake


The Crazy Old Man of Rebel-topia is a gargantuan, orderly nation, ruled by Jason Dowling with an iron fist, and remarkable for its museums and concert halls, punitive income tax rates, and devotion to social welfare. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless, devout population of 18.648 billion Rebel-topians are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.

The government — a sprawling, bureaucracy-choked, corrupt morass — juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Defense, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Warner. The average income tax rate is 96.7%.

The frighteningly efficient Rebel-topian economy, worth a remarkable 2,461 trillion Deutschy-Markies a year, is quite specialized and led by the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Beef-Based Agriculture, and Furniture Restoration. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is an impressive 132,004 Deutschy-Markies, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Big Brother is still watching even when your big brother is dead, rebuilding efforts for a recently destroyed cathedral aren't expected to be completed for another century, almost all products in Rebel-topia are hand-crafted due to strict employment laws, and the government's giant servers are often used as a tourist trap. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Rebel-topia's national animal is the Cow, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Yay For Cake.

Rebel-topia is ranked 196,851st in the world and 6,483rd in the South Pacific for Most Primitive, scoring -151.3 on the Scary Big Number Scale.

Most World Assembly Endorsements: 280thMost Influential: 480thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 1,163rdTop
Lowest Crime Rates: 2,453rdMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 2,576thMost Advanced Public Transport: 2,603rdMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 2,946thBest Weather: 3,311thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 3,370thSafest: 3,385thHighest Average Tax Rates: 3,440thMost Beautiful Environments: 3,765thMost Subsidized Industry: 4,337thLongest Average Lifespans: 4,356thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 4,667thLargest Governments: 4,726thMost Patriotic: 5,289thHealthiest Citizens: 5,458thMost Devout: 5,798thHighest Economic Output: 6,565thMost Developed: 6,764thMost Advanced Public Education: 6,930thMost Cultured: 7,477thHighest Food Quality: 9,215thMost Efficient Economies: 9,626thLargest Populations: 9,695thHighest Poor Incomes: 9,936thTop
Most Corrupt Governments: 13,159thSmartest Citizens: 13,890thMost Valuable International Artwork: 17,181stMost Stationary: 18,083rdHighest Average Incomes: 19,291st
Most Influential: 29th in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 37th in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 53rd in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 54th in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 73rd in the regionTop
Lowest Crime Rates: 75th in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 79th in the regionLargest Populations: 83rd in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 90th in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 91st in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 111th in the regionSafest: 112th in the regionBest Weather: 116th in the regionLargest Governments: 119th in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 122nd in the regionMost Patriotic: 132nd in the regionHighest Economic Output: 136th in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 150th in the regionMost Devout: 164th in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 173rd in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 186th in the regionMost Developed: 222nd in the regionMost Cultured: 228th in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 230th in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 305th in the regionHighest Food Quality: 310th in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 324th in the regionMost Stationary: 353rd in the regionTop
Smartest Citizens: 429th in the regionNudest: 449th in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 459th in the regionMost Valuable International Artwork: 526th in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 587th in the region

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