by Max Barry

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Most World Assembly Endorsements: 214thMost Influential: 551stMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 1,168th
The Crazy Old Man of
Father Knows Best State
Rebeltopia: Land of the crazy and home of the deranged
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Population20.638 billion

LeaderJason Dowling
FaithYay For Cake


The Crazy Old Man of Rebel-topia is a gargantuan, cultured nation, ruled by Jason Dowling with an iron fist, and notable for its public floggings, compulsory military service, and devotion to social welfare. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless, devout population of 20.638 billion Rebel-topians are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.

The government — a sprawling, bureaucracy-choked, corrupt morass — juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Defense, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Warner. The average income tax rate is 97.1%.

The frighteningly efficient Rebel-topian economy, worth a remarkable 2,718 trillion Deutschy-Markies a year, is quite specialized and led by the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Furniture Restoration, and Basket Weaving. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is an impressive 131,715 Deutschy-Markies, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Big Brother is still watching even when your big brother is dead, rebuilding efforts for a recently destroyed cathedral aren't expected to be completed for another century, almost all products in Rebel-topia are hand-crafted due to strict employment laws, and the government's giant servers are often used as a tourist trap. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Rebel-topia's national animal is the Cow, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Yay For Cake.

Rebel-topia is ranked 238,037th in the world and 11,016th in the South Pacific for Greatest Rich-Poor Divides, with 1.43 Rich To Poor Income Ratio.

Most World Assembly Endorsements: 214thMost Influential: 551stMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 1,168thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 1,810thMost Advanced Public Transport: 2,457thLowest Crime Rates: 2,624thTop
Most Eco-Friendly Governments: 2,991stBest Weather: 3,435thSafest: 3,442ndHighest Average Tax Rates: 3,477thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 3,583rdMost Beautiful Environments: 3,898thLongest Average Lifespans: 4,276thMost Subsidized Industry: 4,382ndMost Advanced Defense Forces: 4,677thLargest Governments: 4,911thHealthiest Citizens: 5,414thMost Devout: 6,324thHighest Economic Output: 6,460thMost Advanced Public Education: 6,480thMost Developed: 6,584thMost Cultured: 7,624thMost Patriotic: 7,635thLargest Populations: 9,146thHighest Food Quality: 9,265thHighest Poor Incomes: 10,317thMost Efficient Economies: 10,343rdSmartest Citizens: 13,227thTop
Most Corrupt Governments: 15,024thMost Stationary: 15,411thMost Valuable International Artwork: 17,858thHighest Average Incomes: 21,045th
Most World Assembly Endorsements: 29th in the regionMost Influential: 29th in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 38th in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 51st in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 55th in the regionLargest Populations: 74th in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 79th in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 80th in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 89th in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 97th in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 102nd in the regionBest Weather: 106th in the regionSafest: 107th in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 107th in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 114th in the regionHighest Economic Output: 126th in the regionTop
Most Devout: 127th in the regionLargest Governments: 129th in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 131st in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 169th in the regionMost Patriotic: 177th in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 182nd in the regionMost Developed: 199th in the regionMost Cultured: 227th in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 272nd in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 289th in the regionMost Stationary: 295th in the regionHighest Food Quality: 300th in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 327th in the regionNudest: 406th in the regionSmartest Citizens: 407th in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 511th in the regionMost Valuable International Artwork: 539th in the regionTop
Largest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 810th in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 937th in the regionMost Inclusive: 1,033rd in the regionLargest Welfare Programs: 1,046th in the region

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