by Max Barry

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Most World Assembly Endorsements: 212thMost Influential: 456thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 1,188th
The CRAZY Delegate candidate of
Father Knows Best State
Rebeltopia: Land of the crazy and home of the deranged
Civil Rights
Political Freedom

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Population17.724 billion

LeaderJason Dowling
FaithYay For Cake


The CRAZY Delegate candidate of Rebel-topia is a gargantuan, cultured nation, ruled by Jason Dowling with an iron fist, and renowned for its strictly enforced bedtime, anti-smoking policies, and punitive income tax rates. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless, devout population of 17.724 billion Rebel-topians are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.

The government — a sprawling, bureaucracy-choked, corrupt, well-organized morass — juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Defense, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Warner. The average income tax rate is 96.6%.

The frighteningly efficient Rebel-topian economy, worth a remarkable 2,361 trillion Deutschy-Markies a year, is quite specialized and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Tourism, Beef-Based Agriculture, and Furniture Restoration. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is an impressive 133,216 Deutschy-Markies, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Police pull people off the street for even mentioning the word plane, captains must wait until all rats are safe before jumping ship, many politicians are in rehab for minor drug offenses, and glancing at the car radio display while driving is treated as attempted homicide. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Rebel-topia's national animal is the Cow, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Yay For Cake.

Rebel-topia is ranked 46,596th in the world and 1,671st in the South Pacific for Most Authoritarian, with 1,164.25 milliStalins.

Most World Assembly Endorsements: 212thMost Influential: 456thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 1,188thTop
Lowest Crime Rates: 2,391stMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 2,654thMost Advanced Public Transport: 2,807thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 3,061stBest Weather: 3,259thHighest Average Tax Rates: 3,414thSafest: 3,498thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 3,772ndMost Beautiful Environments: 3,821stLongest Average Lifespans: 4,233rdMost Subsidized Industry: 4,272ndLargest Governments: 4,570thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 4,701stHealthiest Citizens: 5,251stMost Devout: 5,832ndHighest Economic Output: 6,470thMost Developed: 6,563rdMost Advanced Public Education: 7,139thMost Cultured: 7,939thMost Efficient Economies: 9,428thLargest Populations: 9,825thHighest Poor Incomes: 9,911thTop
Most Corrupt Governments: 12,645thSmartest Citizens: 13,832ndHighest Average Incomes: 18,671stMost Stationary: 19,795th
Most World Assembly Endorsements: 26th in the regionMost Influential: 32nd in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 58th in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 66th in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 69th in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 75th in the regionTop
Most Eco-Friendly Governments: 81st in the regionLargest Populations: 82nd in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 84th in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 88th in the regionBest Weather: 115th in the regionLargest Governments: 118th in the regionHighest Economic Output: 119th in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 124th in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 124th in the regionSafest: 130th in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 141st in the regionMost Devout: 171st in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 179th in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 180th in the regionMost Developed: 226th in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 240th in the regionMost Cultured: 244th in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 285th in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 320th in the regionTop
Most Stationary: 387th in the regionSmartest Citizens: 437th in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 482nd in the regionNudest: 533rd in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 544th in the regionMost Valuable International Artwork: 698th in the region

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