by Max Barry

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Most Compassionate Citizens: 243rdNicest Citizens: 290thMost Pacifist: 344th
The Republic of
Left-wing Utopia
Realm of the Dúnedain
Civil Rights
Political Freedom

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Southern Numenor

Population7.905 billion

LeaderElros Tar-Minyatur

AnimalSabertooth Tiger

The Republic of Southern Numenor is a colossal, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by Elros Tar-Minyatur with a fair hand, and notable for its rum-swilling pirates, irreverence towards religion, and punitive income tax rates. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful population of 7.905 billion Southern Numenorians are free to do what they want with their own bodies, and vote for whomever they like in elections; if they go into business, however, they are regulated to within an inch of their lives.

The enormous, liberal, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Environment. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Armenolos. The average income tax rate is 99.9%.

The frighteningly efficient Southern Numenorian economy, worth a remarkable 1,861 trillion Castars a year, is highly specialized and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Book Publishing and Tourism. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an amazing 235,488 Castars, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Government officials sit helplessly as they are labelled 'Pompous Womples' by celebrities, scientists recently cloned the long-extinct feather-bellied Sabertooth Tiger, nobody knows why the caged Sabertooth Tiger sings, and abattoirs are struggling with the directive to 'wait until the animal dies of a ripe old age'. Crime is totally unknown. Southern Numenor's national animal is the Sabertooth Tiger, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Iluvatar.

Southern Numenor is ranked 696th in the world and 24th in the South Pacific for Largest Welfare Programs, scoring 13,151.37 on the Safety Net Mesh Density Rating.

Most Compassionate Citizens: 243rdNicest Citizens: 290thMost Pacifist: 344thBest Weather: 438thMost Beautiful Environments: 493rdLeast Corrupt Governments: 523rdHighest Food Quality: 524thMost Inclusive: 535thLargest Publishing Industry: 675thLargest Welfare Programs: 696thHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 714thSafest: 725thMost Developed: 728thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 780thLongest Average Lifespans: 826thHealthiest Citizens: 830thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 895thMost Cultured: 974thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 1,013thHighest Average Tax Rates: 1,015thSmartest Citizens: 1,154thLargest Governments: 1,155thMost Cheerful Citizens: 1,205thMost Advanced Public Education: 1,247thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 1,305thMost Influential: 1,469thHighest Poor Incomes: 1,594thMost Rebellious Youth: 2,039thLowest Crime Rates: 2,062ndTop
Largest Information Technology Sector: 2,759thMost Scientifically Advanced: 3,025thMost Valuable International Artwork: 3,097thMost Advanced Public Transport: 3,458thMost Efficient Economies: 3,928thHighest Average Incomes: 4,202ndRudest Citizens: 4,850thMost Secular: 5,506thNudest: 6,992ndMost Subsidized Industry: 8,538thHighest Economic Output: 9,406thTop
Most Stationary: 15,076thMost Income Equality: 16,829thHighest Drug Use: 17,706th
Most Compassionate Citizens: 10th in the regionNicest Citizens: 12th in the regionMost Pacifist: 13th in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 16th in the regionHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 19th in the regionBest Weather: 19th in the regionLeast Corrupt Governments: 19th in the regionHighest Food Quality: 21st in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 22nd in the regionMost Inclusive: 23rd in the regionSafest: 23rd in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 24th in the regionLargest Welfare Programs: 24th in the regionMost Developed: 27th in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 29th in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 29th in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 31st in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 31st in the regionMost Cultured: 32nd in the regionLargest Governments: 33rd in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 34th in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 36th in the regionMost Cheerful Citizens: 38th in the regionSmartest Citizens: 39th in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 51st in the regionMost Rebellious Youth: 56th in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 63rd in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 66th in the regionTop
Largest Information Technology Sector: 95th in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 97th in the regionMost Valuable International Artwork: 112th in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 120th in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 123rd in the regionMost Influential: 151st in the regionNudest: 159th in the regionRudest Citizens: 168th in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 185th in the regionHighest Economic Output: 187th in the regionMost Secular: 211th in the regionHighest Drug Use: 247th in the regionMost Stationary: 281st in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 284th in the regionTop
Largest Populations: 426th in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 649th in the regionMost Income Equality: 676th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in Southern Numenor, abattoirs are struggling with the directive to 'wait until the animal dies of a ripe old age'.
  • : Following new legislation in Southern Numenor, nobody knows why the caged Sabertooth Tiger sings.
  • : Southern Numenor voted for the World Assembly Resolution "Epidemic Investigation Act".
  • : Following new legislation in Southern Numenor, scientists recently cloned the long-extinct feather-bellied Sabertooth Tiger.
  • : Following new legislation in Southern Numenor, government officials sit helplessly as they are labelled 'Pompous Womples' by celebrities.
  • : Following new legislation in Southern Numenor, the volume of paperwork used to complete a single environmental assessment defeats the purpose.
  • : Southern Numenor voted for the World Assembly Resolution "Commend Drop Your Pants".
  • : Southern Numenor endorsed The Empire of Milkyway Republic.
  • : Following new legislation in Southern Numenor, criminals rejoice in the streets as the entire police force is sent away on a training retreat.
  • : Southern Numenor was endorsed by The Empire of Milkyway Republic.


World Assembly

Endorsements Received: 182 » Erinor, The Solar System Scope, Farengeto, Kringalia, Sandaoguo, Aidenfieeld, Hanguk-Nippon, Rebel-topia, Jehenna, Tsunamy, The naked people, Darakin, Belschaft, Poopisiya, Volaworand, Sedunn, Techganet, 073 039 109 032 080 111 112 112 121, Tsvetania, Moreana, Drugged Monkeys, New Briantown, Aumeltopia, Beepee, Isokenzar, North Kanuckistan, Cuuldere, Kandorith, Direwolf1, Xandev, USNE2018, Auphelia, Qvait, Wehraboos, North Catimestistrianes, Changolandia, Nowa Europa, Amerion, PenguinPies, Dasko, Aurcania, Drystar, Maeiland, Land Without Shrimp, Mapico, Abarri, Bear Connors Paradiso, Corgitopiaa, Oreo States, Unielvan Millorvium, and 132 others.Bleakfoot, Terran Draconia, Bawkie, Curlyhoward, Ebonhand, West Pastafaria, Anserisa, Ralphburg, The Worst army of, Vardanfel, South Caleblan, Marinho Islands, Markla, Shefino, Dirkistan, Laamiva, Alaninia, Myness, Midand, Concrete Slab, Andinla, Gonrati, The SpaceNeo-Goryeo Etymological Society, Bohenia, Tepertopia, Phanama, Holy Free, Purple Hyacinth, Bartonia Nova, Royaltica, Brunier, Hyenhnam, Seythennia, Steviland, Los Rodeos, Euro Pacifica, Apartment 11F, Yellunstryer, Berlana, Western Fardelshufflestein, Abyssal Phantasm, Xergiokia, Blondiesland, Manuck, Wakandan Tribes, Blaufrankisch, Noire Denholm, Treir, Playing Pianos Filled With Flames, Canmore, Truskawkoland, Doge Land, Hakk Fiss, Holota, Qawe, New Itomorii, LadyRebels, Margila Islands, Shuckle Empire, Yeses, Lyland, Fasire, Pencil Sharpeners 2, SteamPunk Squirrels, Proctethia, Enplatia, Eternal Memedom, Noimosini, Westenhald, Ceutalia, Skaladoria, The United Australian States, Freedoom, Freavia, Herbert Island, Oxyliteral, Ipugao, Eashenn, Arizona2, Hong Kong Kowloon and New Territories, Kaoia, Rectionk, JavaSiege, United States of Belvaria, Rhetiaa, Ragabania, Unojo, Kaleidescooptopia, Peoples Republic of TempleLandia, Beblahbleblo, Kiani, Eastern Mekong, Independent State of Arstotzka, Fronern, Moridine, Paganan, Green Sofia, New Sanet, Solanosco, Danily, Tackastan, Esfalsa, Shadow Void, Vicken, Nyxonia, Bizzie, The Kies, UwUuuu, Linguiniland, Great Marsinia, Anatasha, Northern Estrian Islands, Osheiga, Drew Durrnil, Saciu, Murelia, Crystal Creation, CostaLisa, Damn Frigid Wastelands, Trellania, Valency, Augusta Tarsatica, New Lanfang, GERMAN EMPIER, Yaravia, Beausoleil, Taigama, Federated Republic of New England, Sol Norcustt, Flaklidard, Great Hark, and Milkyway Republic.

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