| Population | 3.486 billion |
| Capital | Winterharbour |
| Leader | Governor Laithwaite Canker |
| Faith | Not opening things |
| Currency | honk |
| Animal | long pig |
The Please Don't Open That of Bleakfoot is a massive, safe nation, ruled by Governor Laithwaite Canker with an even hand, and notable for its infamous sell-swords, free-roaming dinosaurs, and restrictive gun laws. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful population of 3.486 billion Bleakfeet enjoy extensive civil rights and enjoy a level of social equality free from the usual accompanying government corruption.
The enormous, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Education, Environment, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Winterharbour. The average income tax rate is 98.4%.
The frighteningly efficient Bleakfeese economy, worth 585 trillion honks a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is highly specialized, is led by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Tourism and Book Publishing. Average income is an impressive 168,037 honks, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.
Internet searches for the inventor of the three-wheeled steam-powered Bleakfeese weed picker are way up, tourists from around the world come to visit the country's famous rainforests, excited shovel-bearing geeks wander the countryside, and families waiting for delayed pipe installations hope daily for rain. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Bleakfoot's national animal is the long pig, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Not opening things.
Bleakfoot is ranked 1,767th in the world and 58th in the South Pacific for Highest Food Quality, scoring 264.67 on the Meeshlin-Starr Index.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
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Bleakfoot was endorsed by 
The United States of Photoplier.
- : Bleakfoot was endorsed by
The Kingdom of GERMAN EMPIER.
- : Bleakfoot endorsed The United States of Photoplier.
- : Bleakfoot endorsed
The Dominion of Vycant.
- : Bleakfoot endorsed
The United States of Alin bkv.
- : Bleakfoot endorsed
The United Socialist States of Hokaidoi.
- : Bleakfoot endorsed
The United Socialist States of Reunited Mendacium.
- : Bleakfoot endorsed The Kingdom of GERMAN EMPIER.
- : Bleakfoot endorsed
The Empire of Shallow Creek.
- : Following new legislation in Bleakfoot, families waiting for delayed pipe installations hope daily for rain.
World Assembly
Endorsements Received: 386 » 
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