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Most World Assembly Endorsements: 244thMost Influential: 480thMost Pacifist: 831st
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Population2.614 billion

LeaderGovernor Laithwaite Canker
FaithNot opening things

Animallong pig

The Please Don't Open That of Bleakfoot is a massive, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by Governor Laithwaite Canker with a fair hand, and remarkable for its museums and concert halls, lack of airports, and punitive income tax rates. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful population of 2.614 billion Bleakfeet love a good election, and the government gives them plenty of them. Universities tend to be full of students debating the merits of various civil and political rights, while businesses are tightly regulated and the wealthy viewed with suspicion.

The enormous, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Environment. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Winterharbour. The average income tax rate is 98.0%.

The frighteningly efficient Bleakfeese economy, worth 407 trillion honks a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is highly specialized, is led by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Tourism and Book Publishing. Average income is an impressive 155,725 honks, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

The nation's faithful often say there is a higher power watching over them, vaccinations are mandatory, the government spends more on chasing distant comets than on basic infrastructure, and immigrants who carry knives on them are presumed to be chefs. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Bleakfoot's national animal is the long pig, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Not opening things.

Bleakfoot is ranked 831st in the world and 24th in the South Pacific for Most Pacifist, with 215.24 Cheeks Turned Per Day.

Most World Assembly Endorsements: 244thMost Influential: 480thMost Pacifist: 831stMost Compassionate Citizens: 935thNicest Citizens: 981stMost Inclusive: 1,223rdLargest Welfare Programs: 1,314thBest Weather: 1,468thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 1,513thHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 1,521stMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 1,524thHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 1,854thMost Cheerful Citizens: 1,884thMost Advanced Public Education: 2,029thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 2,100thLongest Average Lifespans: 2,117thMost Beautiful Environments: 2,173rdSafest: 2,221stHealthiest Citizens: 2,345thTop
Most Developed: 2,444thHighest Average Tax Rates: 2,491stLeast Corrupt Governments: 2,861stLargest Governments: 3,637thSmartest Citizens: 4,024thLowest Crime Rates: 4,128thHighest Poor Incomes: 4,517thMost Cultured: 5,841stMost Advanced Public Transport: 6,288thMost Secular: 6,928thLargest Publishing Industry: 9,747thLargest Information Technology Sector: 9,846thMost Income Equality: 11,884thTop
Highest Average Incomes: 12,748thMost Efficient Economies: 13,507thMost Subsidized Industry: 14,922ndMost Scientifically Advanced: 18,183rd
Most Pacifist: 24th in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 29th in the regionLargest Welfare Programs: 32nd in the regionMost Compassionate Citizens: 33rd in the regionNicest Citizens: 34th in the regionMost Influential: 34th in the regionHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 39th in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 39th in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 45th in the regionMost Inclusive: 46th in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 51st in the regionBest Weather: 54th in the regionMost Cheerful Citizens: 59th in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 62nd in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 62nd in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 65th in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 67th in the regionHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 67th in the regionSafest: 76th in the regionMost Developed: 76th in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 76th in the regionTop
Largest Governments: 93rd in the regionLeast Corrupt Governments: 105th in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 115th in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 123rd in the regionSmartest Citizens: 125th in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 154th in the regionMost Cultured: 168th in the regionMost Secular: 235th in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 258th in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 299th in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 368th in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 397th in the regionTop
Nudest: 468th in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 479th in the regionMost Income Equality: 484th in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 523rd in the regionHighest Economic Output: 759th in the region

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