The Please Don't Open That of Bleakfoot is a massive, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by Governor Laithwaite Canker with a fair hand, and remarkable for its museums and concert halls, lack of airports, and punitive income tax rates. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful population of 2.614 billion Bleakfeet love a good election, and the government gives them plenty of them. Universities tend to be full of students debating the merits of various civil and political rights, while businesses are tightly regulated and the wealthy viewed with suspicion.

The enormous, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Environment. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Winterharbour. The average income tax rate is 98.0%.

The frighteningly efficient Bleakfeese economy, worth 407 trillion honks a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is highly specialized, is led by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Tourism and Book Publishing. Average income is an impressive 155,725 honks, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

The nation's faithful often say there is a higher power watching over them, vaccinations are mandatory, the government spends more on chasing distant comets than on basic infrastructure, and immigrants who carry knives on them are presumed to be chefs. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Bleakfoot's national animal is the long pig, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Not opening things.

Bleakfoot is ranked 831^st in the world and 24^th in the South Pacific for Most Pacifist, with 215.24 Cheeks Turned Per Day.