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Most World Assembly Endorsements: 238thMost Influential: 491stMost Pacifist: 681st
The Please Don't Open That of
Scandinavian Liberal Paradise
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Population3.486 billion

LeaderGovernor Laithwaite Canker
FaithNot opening things

Animallong pig

The Please Don't Open That of Bleakfoot is a massive, safe nation, ruled by Governor Laithwaite Canker with an even hand, and notable for its infamous sell-swords, free-roaming dinosaurs, and restrictive gun laws. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful population of 3.486 billion Bleakfeet enjoy extensive civil rights and enjoy a level of social equality free from the usual accompanying government corruption.

The enormous, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Education, Environment, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Winterharbour. The average income tax rate is 98.4%.

The frighteningly efficient Bleakfeese economy, worth 585 trillion honks a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is highly specialized, is led by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Tourism and Book Publishing. Average income is an impressive 168,037 honks, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Internet searches for the inventor of the three-wheeled steam-powered Bleakfeese weed picker are way up, tourists from around the world come to visit the country's famous rainforests, excited shovel-bearing geeks wander the countryside, and families waiting for delayed pipe installations hope daily for rain. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Bleakfoot's national animal is the long pig, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Not opening things.

Bleakfoot is ranked 1,767th in the world and 58th in the South Pacific for Highest Food Quality, scoring 264.67 on the Meeshlin-Starr Index.

Most World Assembly Endorsements: 238thMost Influential: 491stMost Pacifist: 681stMost Compassionate Citizens: 782ndNicest Citizens: 814thLargest Welfare Programs: 934thBest Weather: 1,046thMost Inclusive: 1,047thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 1,153rdMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 1,154thMost Developed: 1,269thHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 1,373rdMost Cheerful Citizens: 1,513thLongest Average Lifespans: 1,539thMost Advanced Public Education: 1,547thMost Beautiful Environments: 1,634thHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 1,656thHealthiest Citizens: 1,715thHighest Food Quality: 1,767thSafest: 1,995thHighest Average Tax Rates: 2,006thTop
Most Popular Tourist Destinations: 2,336thLeast Corrupt Governments: 2,412thLargest Governments: 2,898thLowest Crime Rates: 2,992ndSmartest Citizens: 3,107thMost Secular: 3,367thHighest Poor Incomes: 3,465thMost Advanced Public Transport: 5,560thMost Cultured: 5,981stLargest Publishing Industry: 7,439thMost Income Equality: 8,812thLargest Information Technology Sector: 8,828thMost Efficient Economies: 10,377thHighest Average Incomes: 10,925thTop
Most Subsidized Industry: 12,621stMost Scientifically Advanced: 16,049th
Most Pacifist: 23rd in the regionLargest Welfare Programs: 28th in the regionNicest Citizens: 28th in the regionMost Compassionate Citizens: 28th in the regionMost Influential: 30th in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 32nd in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 32nd in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 35th in the regionHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 37th in the regionBest Weather: 40th in the regionMost Cheerful Citizens: 45th in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 45th in the regionMost Developed: 45th in the regionMost Inclusive: 46th in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 48th in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 50th in the regionHighest Food Quality: 58th in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 59th in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 59th in the regionHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 66th in the regionSafest: 69th in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 71st in the regionTop
Largest Governments: 85th in the regionLeast Corrupt Governments: 89th in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 94th in the regionSmartest Citizens: 97th in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 99th in the regionMost Secular: 105th in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 121st in the regionMost Cultured: 177th in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 227th in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 272nd in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 323rd in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 325th in the regionTop
Most Income Equality: 380th in the regionNudest: 397th in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 444th in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 502nd in the regionHighest Economic Output: 637th in the regionMost Stationary: 732nd in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 738th in the region

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