The Please Don't Open That of Bleakfoot is a massive, safe nation, ruled by Governor Laithwaite Canker with an even hand, and renowned for its rum-swilling pirates, infamous sell-swords, and lack of airports. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful population of 1.578 billion Bleakfeet enjoy extensive civil rights and enjoy a level of social equality free from the usual accompanying government corruption.

The enormous, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Environment. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Winterharbour. The average income tax rate is 94.4%.

The frighteningly efficient Bleakfeese economy, worth 201 trillion honks a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is highly specialized, is led by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Tourism, Book Publishing, and Trout Farming. Average income is an impressive 127,623 honks, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

It is illegal to make racist remarks in public, it can be a real jungle in a modern courtroom, grinding bureaucracy has the international wheels of justice turning slowly, and the government has declared its commitment to multilateralism. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Bleakfoot's national animal is the long pig, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Not opening things.

Bleakfoot is ranked 5,105^th in the world and 143^rd in the South Pacific for Highest Average Tax Rates, with 94.44 Effective Tax Rate.