The Commonwealth of United States of Vietnam is a gargantuan, efficient nation, ruled by Hà Phi Hùng with a fair hand, and notable for its rampant corporate plagiarism, smutty television, and absence of drug laws. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful population of 11.174 billion Vietnamese are free to do what they want with their own bodies, and vote for whomever they like in elections; if they go into business, however, they are regulated to within an inch of their lives.

The large, liberal, socially-minded, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Education, Industry, and Environment. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Hanoi. The income tax rate is 100%.

The frighteningly efficient Vietnamese economy, worth a remarkable 3,911 trillion Vietnam Commonwealth Dong a year, is quite specialized and dominated by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Book Publishing, Tourism, and Arms Manufacturing. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an amazing 350,030 Vietnam Commonwealth Dong, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Religious education is a new government priority, the government regularly reassures citizens that there are no monsters under their beds, attempts to inform people about their unclaimed property are often mistaken for telephone scams, and the official Vietnamese Phrase Book weighs as much as a small child. Crime is totally unknown. United States of Vietnam's national animal is the Dragon, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies.

United States of Vietnam is ranked 113^th in the world and 7^th in the South Pacific for Most Valuable International Artwork, with 10,876.72 Bank.