The Commonwealth of United States of Vietnam is a colossal, efficient nation, ruled by Hà Phi Hùng with a fair hand, and notable for its museums and concert halls, devotion to social welfare, and stringent health and safety legislation. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful population of 6.415 billion Vietnamese are free to do what they want with their own bodies, and vote for whomever they like in elections; if they go into business, however, they are regulated to within an inch of their lives.

The large, liberal, socially-minded, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Education, Industry, and Environment. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Hanoi. The income tax rate is 100%.

The frighteningly efficient Vietnamese economy, worth a remarkable 2,025 trillion Vietnam Commonwealth Dongs a year, is dominated by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Book Publishing, Tourism, and Arms Manufacturing. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an amazing 315,787 Vietnam Commonwealth Dongs, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Brancalandian Brie isn't available anywhere in United States of Vietnam, a sledgehammer and a spray can are seen as the default tools of political debate, Hà Phi Hùng's told that love often manifests itself through homicidal four-lettered litanies, and United States of Vietnam has one of the largest offshore wind farms in the world. Crime is totally unknown. United States of Vietnam's national animal is the Dragon, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies.

United States of Vietnam is ranked 547^th in the world and 14^th in the South Pacific for Most Cheerful Citizens, with 83.02 Percentage Of Water Glasses Perceived Half-Full.