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Most Valuable International Artwork: 204thMost Inclusive: 268thLeast Corrupt Governments: 274th
The Commonwealth of
Left-wing Utopia
We're not Việt Cộng
Civil Rights
Political Freedom

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United States of Vietnam

Population13.49 billion

LeaderH Phi Hng

CurrencyVietnam Commonwealth Dong

The Commonwealth of United States of Vietnam is a gargantuan, efficient nation, ruled by H Phi Hng with a fair hand, and remarkable for its daily referendums, unlimited-speed roads, and devotion to social welfare. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful population of 13.49 billion Vietnamese are free to do what they want with their own bodies, and vote for whomever they like in elections; if they go into business, however, they are regulated to within an inch of their lives.

The large, liberal, socially-minded, outspoken government prioritizes Education, although Environment, Industry, and Welfare are also considered important, while Spirituality receives no funds. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Hanoi. The income tax rate is 100%.

The frighteningly efficient Vietnamese economy, worth a remarkable 4,980 trillion Vietnam Commonwealth Dong a year, is quite specialized and dominated by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Book Publishing, Tourism, and Arms Manufacturing. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an amazing 369,176 Vietnam Commonwealth Dong, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Hipster cyclists declare that "metal is dead", "H Phi Hng got your tongue?" has become a popular idiom, even secular Vietnamese are shouting "Blessed are the cheesemakers!", and military training in United States of Vietnam emphasizes the tactical advantages of stabbing backs. Crime is totally unknown. United States of Vietnam's national animal is the Dragon, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies.

United States of Vietnam is ranked 2,180th in the world and 43rd in the South Pacific for Largest Automobile Manufacturing Sector, scoring 10,261.85 on the Henry Ford Productivity Index.

Most Valuable International Artwork: 204thMost Inclusive: 268thLeast Corrupt Governments: 274thHighest Average Tax Rates: 278thSmartest Citizens: 280thLargest Governments: 295thNicest Citizens: 310thLargest Welfare Programs: 313thMost Beautiful Environments: 325thHighest Food Quality: 333rdMost Scientifically Advanced: 334thMost Cheerful Citizens: 335thHighest Poor Incomes: 346thMost Developed: 349thMost Compassionate Citizens: 359thMost Efficient Economies: 374thLongest Average Lifespans: 380thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 409thBest Weather: 419thLargest Information Technology Sector: 436thSafest: 443rdHealthiest Citizens: 513thMost Advanced Public Education: 523rdLargest Publishing Industry: 539thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 601stMost Rebellious Youth: 633rdMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 659thMost Secular: 688thMost Advanced Public Transport: 756thLowest Crime Rates: 767thMost Cultured: 788thMost Subsidized Industry: 1,054thHighest Average Incomes: 1,268thLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 2,180thHighest Economic Output: 2,629thTop
Most Pacifist: 2,799thMost Influential: 3,153rdHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 3,997thRudest Citizens: 4,066thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 6,312thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 6,322ndMost Advanced Defense Forces: 7,568thMost Patriotic: 7,739thNudest: 9,350thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 10,302ndHighest Wealthy Incomes: 10,349thTop
Most Stationary: 15,583rdMost Income Equality: 20,669thMost Extensive Civil Rights: 23,121stLargest Populations: 23,830thMost Politically Free: 25,396th
Most Cheerful Citizens: 8th in the regionMost Valuable International Artwork: 9th in the regionSmartest Citizens: 10th in the regionMost Inclusive: 10th in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 11th in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 11th in the regionNicest Citizens: 11th in the regionLargest Welfare Programs: 11th in the regionLeast Corrupt Governments: 12th in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 12th in the regionMost Compassionate Citizens: 13th in the regionLargest Governments: 13th in the regionHighest Food Quality: 14th in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 14th in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 15th in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 16th in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 16th in the regionMost Developed: 16th in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 16th in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 17th in the regionSafest: 18th in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 18th in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 18th in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 21st in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 22nd in the regionBest Weather: 22nd in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 23rd in the regionMost Rebellious Youth: 25th in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 26th in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 29th in the regionMost Cultured: 30th in the regionMost Secular: 30th in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 42nd in the regionLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 43rd in the regionHighest Economic Output: 57th in the regionMost Pacifist: 101st in the regionMost Extensive Civil Rights: 112th in the regionHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 118th in the regionTop
Largest Manufacturing Sector: 133rd in the regionRudest Citizens: 142nd in the regionMost Politically Free: 150th in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 152nd in the regionMost Patriotic: 173rd in the regionNudest: 183rd in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 201st in the regionLargest Populations: 244th in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 260th in the regionMost Stationary: 285th in the regionMost Influential: 353rd in the regionHighest Drug Use: 357th in the regionMost Extreme: 591st in the regionTop
Most World Assembly Endorsements: 981st in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 1,035th in the regionMost Income Equality: 1,104th in the region