by Max Barry

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Most World Assembly Endorsements: 1,158thMost Influential: 1,375thMost Secular: 5,198th
The Empire of
Father Knows Best State
Hear me Roar
Civil Rights
Very Good
Political Freedom

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Population8.359 billion

CapitalMadhonia City


The Empire of Madhonia is a colossal, efficient nation, ruled by Madhon with an iron fist, and renowned for its frequent executions, anti-smoking policies, and irreverence towards religion. The hard-nosed, cynical population of 8.359 billion Madhonians are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.

The large, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Education, Law & Order, and Environment. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Madhonia City. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 66.5%.

The frighteningly efficient Madhonian economy, worth 864 trillion Zorkmids a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Tourism, Furniture Restoration, and Basket Weaving. Black market activity is notable. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 103,423 Zorkmids, with the richest citizens earning 7.6 times as much as the poorest.

The national census includes an opt-in to join the government-run dating service, glamping Madhonians won't sleep in a tent that doesn't include a Jacuzzi, children gain their first sex education from reading the dictionary, and the nation grinds to a halt for afternoon tea. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Madhonia's national animal is the Tiger, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Madness.

Madhonia is ranked 215,894th in the world and 10,985th in the South Pacific for Most Avoided, scoring 0.53 on the Kardashian Reflex Score.

Most World Assembly Endorsements: 1,158thMost Influential: 1,375thTop
Most Secular: 5,198thLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 6,551stMost Beautiful Environments: 10,433rdMost Stationary: 10,501stMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 10,563rdTop
Best Weather: 12,118thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 13,232ndMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 13,436thLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 14,279thMost Developed: 15,037thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 16,210thLargest Black Market: 16,359thMost Advanced Public Transport: 16,753rdMost Subsidized Industry: 16,824thMost Cultured: 17,594thHighest Economic Output: 19,083rdMost Advanced Public Education: 20,764thMost Scientifically Advanced: 21,463rdMost Corrupt Governments: 22,162ndMost Efficient Economies: 22,413th
Most Influential: 138th in the regionMost Stationary: 195th in the regionMost Secular: 196th in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 197th in the regionLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 228th in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 295th in the regionLargest Populations: 307th in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 307th in the regionHighest Economic Output: 313th in the regionBest Weather: 351st in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 387th in the regionLargest Black Market: 396th in the regionMost Developed: 420th in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 423rd in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 432nd in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 441st in the regionMost Cultured: 470th in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 471st in the regionTop
Most Scientifically Advanced: 573rd in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 593rd in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 624th in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 656th in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 668th in the regionSmartest Citizens: 692nd in the regionLargest Governments: 701st in the regionLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 729th in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 739th in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 787th in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 798th in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 884th in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 975th in the regionLargest Retail Industry: 1,102nd in the region

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