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Most Armed: 459thFattest Citizens: 607thHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 607th
The Armed Republic of
Compulsory Consumerist State
We can kill it, even if it doesn't bleed.
Influence
Page
Civil Rights
Below Average
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Rare

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Zaelith

Population3.831 billion

CapitalZael
LeaderLexi Zaelin

CurrencyZil
AnimalRoadkill

The Armed Republic of Zaelith is a massive, efficient nation, ruled by Lexi Zaelin with an iron fist, and remarkable for its ubiquitous missile silos, vat-grown people, and complete lack of prisons. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless population of 3.831 billion Zaelithians are rabid consumers, partly through choice and partly because the government tells them to and dissenters tend to vanish from their homes at night.

The tiny, corrupt, pro-business, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Industry, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Zael. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 2.7%.

The frighteningly efficient Zaelithian economy, worth 883 trillion Zils a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is broadly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Retail, Information Technology, and Gambling. Average income is an amazing 230,725 Zils, with the richest citizens earning 7.9 times as much as the poorest.

The nation has become a pariah for giving pirates letters of marque, sick days are on the rise, economics is a shrinking field, and every fourth child is born with flippers instead of hands. Crime, especially youth-related, is all-pervasive, perhaps because of the country's complete lack of prisons. Zaelith's national animal is the Roadkill, which is also the nation's favorite main course.

Zaelith is ranked 134,867th in the world and 4,866th in the South Pacific for Most Advanced Public Education, scoring 1,131.63 on the Edu-tellignce® Test Score.

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Most Armed: 459thFattest Citizens: 607thHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 607thHighest Crime Rates: 783rdLargest Retail Industry: 891stLargest Gambling Industry: 910thMost Avoided: 997thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 1,194thLargest Soda Pop Sector: 1,203rdHighest Disposable Incomes: 1,300thLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 1,415thMost Influential: 1,648thMost Corrupt Governments: 1,710thLowest Overall Tax Burden: 1,730thMost Secular: 1,914thRudest Citizens: 2,289thTop
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Most Politically Apathetic Citizens: 2,839thMost Efficient Economies: 2,865thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 3,216thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 3,307thHighest Average Incomes: 4,350thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 4,682ndMost Scientifically Advanced: 5,057thNudest: 5,712thLargest Mining Sector: 5,756thLargest Insurance Industry: 6,426thMost Valuable International Artwork: 7,804thMost Rebellious Youth: 7,814thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 8,850thLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 9,754thLargest Information Technology Sector: 10,302ndMost Subsidized Industry: 10,487thTop
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Largest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 14,882ndLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 15,549thHighest Poor Incomes: 20,358thHighest Economic Output: 20,608thMost Pro-Market: 21,314thHighest Drug Use: 22,487th
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Most Armed: 18th in the regionFattest Citizens: 20th in the regionHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 21st in the regionHighest Crime Rates: 24th in the regionMost Avoided: 24th in the regionLargest Gambling Industry: 25th in the regionLargest Retail Industry: 34th in the regionLargest Soda Pop Sector: 37th in the regionHighest Disposable Incomes: 37th in the regionLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 38th in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 43rd in the regionLowest Overall Tax Burden: 43rd in the regionMost Secular: 66th in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 83rd in the regionTop
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Rudest Citizens: 89th in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 91st in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 92nd in the regionMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 95th in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 113th in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 120th in the regionNudest: 151st in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 154th in the regionMost Influential: 157th in the regionLargest Mining Sector: 188th in the regionMost Rebellious Youth: 193rd in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 196th in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 200th in the regionLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 234th in the regionLargest Insurance Industry: 250th in the regionMost Valuable International Artwork: 255th in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 314th in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 367th in the regionHighest Economic Output: 370th in the regionMost Pro-Market: 372nd in the regionTop
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Highest Drug Use: 428th in the regionLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 489th in the regionLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 539th in the regionMost Stationary: 613th in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 649th in the regionLargest Governments: 712th in the regionLargest Agricultural Sector: 728th in the regionLargest Black Market: 778th in the regionLargest Populations: 817th in the region

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Endorsements Received: 175 » Wehraboos, Aumeltopia, Erinor, Beepee, Tsunamy, 073 039 109 032 080 111 112 112 121, Volaworand, Aidenfieeld, Dasko, Qvait, The Filippinas, Land Without Shrimp, Jehenna, Direwolf1, Hanguk-Nippon, The Solar System Scope, Outer Utonixick Gollinican, Curlyhoward, The Two Jerseys, Yellunstryer, Seliyan progressive Islands, Bear Connors Paradiso, Kiasu-ism, Pamela And Hepatitis, Pax Dracon, Darakin, Si-topia, Nowa Europa, Aurcania, Unidum, Farengeto, Tsvetania, Havenfell, Los Lonley Boys, Ancient Slobovia, Escevola, Rebel-topia, Abarri, St Oaks, Blaash, USNE2018, Oreo States, New Briantown, Antarctic Empires, Wese Zippopiteradgil, Avalonica, Sedunn, Amerion, Mapico, Japanese Federal Republic, and 125 others.Nova Montron, Sthalrim, Fighting Kawi Ninja, Salguod, Native Inhabitants of Antarctica, North Kanuckistan, Yeldarbsland, The naked people, Bleakfoot, PenguinPies, Bawkie, Terran Draconia, Techganet, Tioloman, Ebonhand, Kringalia, West Pastafaria, Anserisa, Turks of The Eastern Calculus, Kandorith, Ralphburg, The Worst army of, Linguiniland, Holy Free, Quh, Baltenlands, Compli, Marinho Islands, Dis7Nation, Shefino, Andinla, Steampunk Engineers, HUElavia, Poopisiya, Gonrati, Auphelia, Laamiva, Corgitopiaa, The Drakan Republic, Royaltica, Sandaoguo, Myness, Drugged Monkeys, Midand, Concrete Slab, Belschaft, House Ahsanul, Merevane, Tepertopia, Hakk Fiss, Phanama, Bartonia Nova, Crystal Creation, Purple Hyacinth, Brunier, Zataras, Alfama, Calistan, Seythennia, Western Calypso Islands, Vanbella, Eskvenn, The SpaceNeo-Goryeo Etymological Society, WI SD EA D, Apartment 11F, Utondara, Wusas, Berlana, Abyssal Phantasm, Rotenaplistan, Jiam, Samofia, Euro Pacifica, Xergiokia, The Imperial Frost Federation, Armonitopia, Tahrik, Wakandan Tribes, Roterdamia, Blondiesland, Kingpins, Blaufrankisch, Holota, Treir, Playing Pianos Filled With Flames, Synarion, The White Isles, Lionstrapower, Wallechi, Truskawkoland, Honey Cake, Doge Land, Scu Greinne, Qawe, Western Fardelshufflestein, East Nagaland, LadyRebels, The Altan, Levistian, Death to democracy, Conexia, Pencil Sharpeners 2, Arvan Irawer, Bichedder, Eternal Memedom, West Bridgeport, Heliophilia, Libedistan, Westenhald, Yeses, New Belgrade, Ipugao, Republik Hintonia, Sapientiano, Philosus, Noimosini, Shuckle Empire, Dai Han, The United Australian States, Freavia, Enplatia, Cratonim, Populaa, Oxyliteral, and Peabodia.

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