The Armed Republic of Zaelith is a massive, orderly nation, ruled by Lexi Zaelin with an iron fist, and remarkable for its pith helmet sales, public floggings, and frequent executions. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless population of 2.428 billion Zaelithians are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.
The tiny, corrupt, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Industry, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Zael. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 3.3%.
The frighteningly efficient Zaelithian economy, worth 495 trillion Zils a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is a large, well-organized, broadly diversified black market in Arms Manufacturing, Retail, Information Technology, and Gambling. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is an amazing 204,217 Zils, but there is a vast disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 1,368,955 per year while the poor average 11,447, a ratio of 119 to 1.
Bitter pastors forced to officiate gay marriage 'accidentally' pronounce couples "husband and abomination", travelers often bring empty plastic bottles on Air Zaelith flights to avoid the pay lavatories, computer users are buried daily in thousands of unsolicited emails, and the new foreign policy is "why bother invading neighbours when they can be bought wholesale?". Crime, especially youth-related, is all-pervasive, perhaps because of the country's complete lack of prisons. Zaelith's national animal is the Roadkill, which is also the nation's favorite main course.
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : Zaelith was endorsed by The Republic of Catillos.
- : Zaelith endorsed The Commonwealth of West Fallows.
- : Zaelith was endorsed by The Commonwealth of West Fallows.
- : Zaelith endorsed The Theocracy of East Lodge.
- : Zaelith was endorsed by The Theocracy of East Lodge.
- : Zaelith endorsed The Rogue Nation of Psychological Care.
- : Zaelith was endorsed by The Rogue Nation of Psychological Care.
- : Zaelith endorsed The Republic of Settlements of the North American Lands.
- : Zaelith was endorsed by The Republic of Settlements of the North American Lands.
- : Zaelith endorsed The Mighty Building Material of Concrete Slab.
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