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Most World Assembly Endorsements: 517thMost Stationary: 843rdMost Influential: 1,250th
The Serene Dominion of
Left-wing Utopia
Peace through traditional methods
Influence
Squire
Civil Rights
Excellent
Economy
Very Strong
Political Freedom
Excellent

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Ancient Slobovia

Population35.239 billion

CapitalConstantinople
LeaderEmpress Iris IV

Currencyguilder
Animalsilver bear

The Serene Dominion of Ancient Slobovia is a gargantuan, cultured nation, ruled by Empress Iris IV with a fair hand, and remarkable for its smutty television, daily referendums, and anti-smoking policies. The hard-nosed, democratic population of 35.239 billion Ancient Slobovians are free to do what they want with their own bodies, and vote for whomever they like in elections; if they go into business, however, they are regulated to within an inch of their lives.

The government — a sprawling, bureaucracy-choked morass — juggles the competing demands of Healthcare, Education, and Environment. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Constantinople. The average income tax rate is 87.4%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The very strong Ancient Slobovian economy, worth a remarkable 2,227 trillion guilders a year, is driven almost entirely by government activity. The industrial sector is solely comprised of the Book Publishing industry. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is 63,205 guilders, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

All mothers are allowed six months fully-paid maternity leave, college students make ends meet by selling their kidneys, the government is pursuing a new programme aimed at promoting cultural sophistication, and the first half of cabinet meetings include Empress Iris IV complaining about the reasonable nation theory (Ancient Slobovia has found 1 easter egg). Crime is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Ancient Slobovia's national animal is the silver bear, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Ancient Slobovia is ranked 16,215th in the world and 416th in the South Pacific for Most Cultured, scoring 98 on the Snufflebottom-Wiggendum Pentatonic Scale.

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Most World Assembly Endorsements: 517thMost Stationary: 843rdMost Influential: 1,250thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 1,578thLargest Populations: 2,524thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 2,812thTop
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Most Beautiful Environments: 3,465thBest Weather: 3,630thMost Advanced Public Education: 7,664thLargest Welfare Programs: 9,314thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 10,012thHighest Economic Output: 10,607thSmartest Citizens: 11,780thHighest Average Tax Rates: 12,423rdSafest: 13,320thLongest Average Lifespans: 13,518thMost Cheerful Citizens: 14,591stTop
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Most Cultured: 16,215thHighest Food Quality: 17,700thLargest Publishing Industry: 26,252nd
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Most Stationary: 18th in the regionLargest Populations: 24th in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 39th in the regionTop
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Most Eco-Friendly Governments: 69th in the regionMost Influential: 75th in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 84th in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 98th in the regionBest Weather: 101st in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 180th in the regionHighest Economic Output: 191st in the regionLargest Welfare Programs: 242nd in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 284th in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 294th in the regionTop
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Smartest Citizens: 316th in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 379th in the regionSafest: 380th in the regionMost Cheerful Citizens: 412th in the regionMost Cultured: 416th in the regionHighest Food Quality: 513th in the regionMost Rebellious Youth: 572nd in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 599th in the region

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