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Most World Assembly Endorsements: 581stMost Stationary: 983rdMost Influential: 1,081st
The Serene Dominion of
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Peace through traditional methods
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Ancient Slobovia

Population30.05 billion

LeaderEmpress Iris IV

Animalsilver bear

The Serene Dominion of Ancient Slobovia is a gargantuan, efficient nation, ruled by Empress Iris IV with a fair hand, and renowned for its museums and concert halls, national health service, and hatred of cheese. The hard-nosed, democratic population of 30.05 billion Ancient Slobovians hold their civil and political rights very dear, although the wealthy and those in business tend to be viewed with suspicion.

The government — a sprawling, bureaucracy-choked, outspoken morass — juggles the competing demands of Education, Environment, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Constantinople. The average income tax rate is 84.1%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The very strong Ancient Slobovian economy, worth a remarkable 1,738 trillion guilders a year, is driven almost entirely by government activity. The industrial sector is solely comprised of the Book Publishing industry. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is 57,850 guilders, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Large areas of Ancient Slobovia are not accessible by the public, all mothers are allowed six months fully-paid maternity leave, college students make ends meet by selling their kidneys, and the government is pursuing a new programme aimed at promoting cultural sophistication. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Ancient Slobovia's national animal is the silver bear, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Ancient Slobovia is ranked 57,301st in the world and 1,978th in the South Pacific for Rudest Citizens, with 67.65 insults per minute.

Most World Assembly Endorsements: 581stMost Stationary: 983rdMost Influential: 1,081stTop
Largest Populations: 2,703rdMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 2,707thMost Valuable International Artwork: 2,916thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 3,043rdMost Beautiful Environments: 3,529thBest Weather: 3,862ndMost Advanced Public Education: 7,158thLargest Welfare Programs: 8,378thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 10,244thHighest Economic Output: 10,528thTop
Highest Average Tax Rates: 12,053rdSmartest Citizens: 12,081stMost Cheerful Citizens: 12,898thMost Cultured: 12,948thSafest: 14,690thHighest Food Quality: 16,416thLongest Average Lifespans: 16,747thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 17,296th
Largest Populations: 23rd in the regionMost Stationary: 25th in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 83rd in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 88th in the regionTop
Most Influential: 103rd in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 110th in the regionMost Valuable International Artwork: 114th in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 115th in the regionBest Weather: 138th in the regionHighest Economic Output: 215th in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 227th in the regionLargest Welfare Programs: 260th in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 296th in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 322nd in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 328th in the regionSmartest Citizens: 382nd in the regionMost Cultured: 386th in the regionTop
Most Advanced Defense Forces: 442nd in the regionMost Cheerful Citizens: 453rd in the regionSafest: 531st in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 556th in the regionHighest Food Quality: 564th in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 670th in the regionLargest Governments: 838th in the regionMost Developed: 839th in the regionMost Rebellious Youth: 866th in the region

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