Population | 35.239 billion |
Capital | Constantinople |
Leader | Empress Iris IV |
Currency | guilder |
Animal | silver bear |
The Serene Dominion of Ancient Slobovia is a gargantuan, cultured nation, ruled by Empress Iris IV with a fair hand, and remarkable for its smutty television, daily referendums, and anti-smoking policies. The hard-nosed, democratic population of 35.239 billion Ancient Slobovians are free to do what they want with their own bodies, and vote for whomever they like in elections; if they go into business, however, they are regulated to within an inch of their lives.
The government — a sprawling, bureaucracy-choked morass — juggles the competing demands of Healthcare, Education, and Environment. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Constantinople. The average income tax rate is 87.4%, and even higher for the wealthy.
The very strong Ancient Slobovian economy, worth a remarkable 2,227 trillion guilders a year, is driven almost entirely by government activity. The industrial sector is solely comprised of the Book Publishing industry. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is 63,205 guilders, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.
All mothers are allowed six months fully-paid maternity leave, college students make ends meet by selling their kidneys, the government is pursuing a new programme aimed at promoting cultural sophistication, and the first half of cabinet meetings include Empress Iris IV complaining about the reasonable nation theory (Ancient Slobovia has found 1 easter egg). Crime is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Ancient Slobovia's national animal is the silver bear, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.
Ancient Slobovia is ranked 16,215th in the world and 416th in the South Pacific for Most Cultured, scoring 98 on the Snufflebottom-Wiggendum Pentatonic Scale.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : Ancient Slobovia was endorsed by The Holy Empire of Mardunia.
- : Ancient Slobovia was endorsed by The Constitutional Empire of Stelmund.
- : Ancient Slobovia was endorsed by The Federal Republic of Anglimerica.
- : Ancient Slobovia was endorsed by The Free Land of Genoxelande.
- : Ancient Slobovia endorsed The Confederation of Canamerico and Greenland.
- : Ancient Slobovia endorsed The United States of Renburg.
- : Ancient Slobovia endorsed The United States of Poguelands.
- : Ancient Slobovia was endorsed by The Confederation of Canamerico and Greenland.
- : Ancient Slobovia was endorsed by The United States of Renburg.
- : Ancient Slobovia was endorsed by The Kingdom of Geneek.
World Assembly
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