The Republic of Farelonia is a gargantuan, genial nation, ruled by Qarelir Garto Farel with a fair hand, and notable for its smutty television, otherworldly petting zoo, and absence of drug laws. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful population of 15.767 billion Farelonians are free to do what they want with their own bodies, and vote for whomever they like in elections; if they go into business, however, they are regulated to within an inch of their lives.

The enormous, liberal government prioritizes Education, although Healthcare, Environment, and Welfare are also considered important, while Spirituality receives no funds. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Farelonia City. The average income tax rate is 95.3%.

The frighteningly efficient Farelonian economy, worth a remarkable 2,357 trillion Rodzevs a year, is quite specialized and led by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Tourism and Book Publishing. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 149,501 Rodzevs, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Catherine Gratwick's campaign support is considered seminal, Farelonia City has restaurants serving every meat from aardvark to zebra, cyber-crime and tin-foil hat sales are both increasing at record rates, and when their backs are against the walls Farelonians look out for gay men. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Farelonia's national animal is the falcon, which is also the nation's favorite main course.

Farelonia is ranked 155,511^th in the world and 4,691^st in the South Pacific for Most Rebellious Youth, scoring -4 on the Stark-Dean Displacement Index.