The Republic of Farelonia is a gargantuan, cultured nation, ruled by Qarelir Garto Farel with a fair hand, and notable for its museums and concert halls, unlimited-speed roads, and sprawling nuclear power plants. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful population of 12.861 billion Farelonians hold their civil and political rights very dear, although the wealthy and those in business tend to be viewed with suspicion.

The enormous, liberal, outspoken government prioritizes Education, with Healthcare, Environment, and Welfare also on the agenda, while Spirituality is ignored. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Farelonia City. The average income tax rate is 94.9%.

The frighteningly efficient Farelonian economy, worth a remarkable 1,897 trillion Rodzevs a year, is quite specialized and led by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Tourism and Book Publishing. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 147,565 Rodzevs, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Defense lawyers suggestively note to juries how flagrantly happy victims were, nouveau riche farmers diligently take care of their golden calf herds, the richest individuals apparently buy nothing but noodles and toilet paper, and high school bands practice by moonlight. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Farelonia's national animal is the falcon, which is also the nation's favorite main course.

Farelonia is ranked 223,207^th in the world and 7,695^th in the South Pacific for Highest Disposable Incomes, with 7,525.82 Standard Monetary Units.