The Republic of Farelonia is a gargantuan, genial nation, ruled by Qarelir Garto Farel with a fair hand, and remarkable for its rum-swilling pirates, national health service, and unlimited-speed roads. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful population of 11.486 billion Farelonians are free to do what they want with their own bodies, and vote for whomever they like in elections; if they go into business, however, they are regulated to within an inch of their lives.

The large, liberal government prioritizes Education, with Healthcare, Environment, and Welfare also on the agenda, while Spirituality is ignored. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Farelonia City. The average income tax rate is 93.6%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Farelonian economy, worth a remarkable 1,738 trillion Rodzevs a year, is led by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Tourism, Book Publishing, and Cheese Exports. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 151,342 Rodzevs, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Abortions are routinely performed in the nation's hospitals, soldiers on first dates introduce themselves only by their ranks and serial numbers, social networking sites have discussion groups devoted to planning terrorist attacks, and the needs of the living outweigh the needs of the dead. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Farelonia's national animal is the falcon, which is also the nation's favorite main course.

Farelonia is ranked 106,959^th in the world and 4,396^th in the South Pacific for Largest Basket Weaving Sector, scoring 1,411.2 on the Hickory Productivity Index.