The Republic of Farelonia is a colossal, safe nation, ruled by Qarelir Garto Farel with a fair hand, and renowned for its sprawling nuclear power plants, otherworldly petting zoo, and absence of drug laws. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful population of 9.048 billion Farelonians are free to do what they want with their own bodies, and vote for whomever they like in elections; if they go into business, however, they are regulated to within an inch of their lives.

The large, liberal, socially-minded government prioritizes Education, with Healthcare, Environment, and Welfare also on the agenda, while Spirituality receives no funds. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Farelonia City. The average income tax rate is 93.0%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The all-consuming Farelonian economy, worth a remarkable 1,347 trillion Rodzevs a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Tourism, Book Publishing, and Cheese Exports. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 148,967 Rodzevs, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Country folk are sent to obligatory boarding schools to learn how to be civilized, you need a signed affidavit from a registered psychiatrist to claim that you have crazy low prices, the government has been criticized for giving away Farelonia's territory to anyone who claims it, and high school band practice is often crashed by technicolor-clad ravers. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Farelonia's national animal is the falcon, which is also the nation's favorite main course.

Farelonia is ranked 156,715^th in the world and 7,137^th in the South Pacific for Fattest Citizens, with 6.63 Obesity Rate.