The Great and Good Federation of Maltitalerland is a colossal, cultured nation, ruled by Frigidus with a fair hand, and remarkable for its multi-spousal wedding ceremonies, smutty television, and punitive income tax rates. The compassionate, hard-working, democratic, cheerful population of 5.32 billion Maltitalerians hold their civil and political rights very dear, although the wealthy and those in business tend to be viewed with suspicion.

The large, corrupt, liberal government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Education, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Nova Urbo de Maltitalerland. The average income tax rate is 90.0%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Maltitalerian economy, worth 782 trillion Maltitalerian Franclirayens a year, is led by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Book Publishing, Tourism, and Beef-Based Agriculture. Average income is an impressive 147,024 Maltitalerian Franclirayens, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Drills and shovels have been banned as the government cracks down on any means of fracking, intellectual snobbery has the cognoscenti sneering at anyone who doesn't have an opinion on the semiological drift of Umberto Eco's works, most Maltitalerian video games are banned in other countries, and Eau de Trashcan has become a wildly popular perfume. Crime is totally unknown. Maltitalerland's national animal is the Maltitalerian Cat, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Agnosticism.

Maltitalerland is ranked 281,057^th in the world and 5,633^rd in The East Pacific for Largest Mining Sector, scoring -13.27 on the Blue Sky Asbestos Index.