The Zombie Horde Republic of Ralphburg is a massive, cultured nation, ruled by Ralph the terrier with an iron fist, and notable for its museums and concert halls, free-roaming dinosaurs, and irreverence towards religion. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical population of 3.285 billion Ralphburgers are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.

The relatively small, corrupt, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Education, and Welfare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Ralphburg Island. The average income tax rate is 32.5%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Ralphburgian economy, worth 748 trillion Dogecoins a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Retail industry, with major contributions from Tourism, Information Technology, and Uranium Mining. Black market activity is extensive. Average income is an amazing 227,702 Dogecoins, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.6 times as much as the poorest.

The most penniless demographics have by far the highest number of researchers per capita, government bureaucrats devote many man-hours to trying to measure unquantifiables, the nation is renowned abroad for its love of blood and guts, and politicians always seem to take two steps forward then three steps back. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Ralphburg's national animal is the big smoldog, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Ralphburg is ranked 51,871^st in the world and 1,383^rd in the South Pacific for Most Valuable International Artwork, with 2.47 Bank.