by Max Barry

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Most World Assembly Endorsements: 468thLargest Retail Industry: 571stMost Influential: 767th
The Zombie Horde Republic of
Father Knows Best State
Woof Woof Awoooo
Ralph the terrier
Civil Rights
Political Freedom
Unheard Of

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Population3.285 billion

CapitalRalphburg Island
LeaderRalph the terrier

Animalbig smoldog

The Zombie Horde Republic of Ralphburg is a massive, cultured nation, ruled by Ralph the terrier with an iron fist, and notable for its museums and concert halls, free-roaming dinosaurs, and irreverence towards religion. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical population of 3.285 billion Ralphburgers are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.

The relatively small, corrupt, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Education, and Welfare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Ralphburg Island. The average income tax rate is 32.5%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Ralphburgian economy, worth 748 trillion Dogecoins a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Retail industry, with major contributions from Tourism, Information Technology, and Uranium Mining. Black market activity is extensive. Average income is an amazing 227,702 Dogecoins, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.6 times as much as the poorest.

The most penniless demographics have by far the highest number of researchers per capita, government bureaucrats devote many man-hours to trying to measure unquantifiables, the nation is renowned abroad for its love of blood and guts, and politicians always seem to take two steps forward then three steps back. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Ralphburg's national animal is the big smoldog, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Ralphburg is ranked 51,871st in the world and 1,383rd in the South Pacific for Most Valuable International Artwork, with 2.47 Bank.

Most World Assembly Endorsements: 468thLargest Retail Industry: 571stMost Influential: 767thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 1,176thTop
Largest Pizza Delivery Sector: 2,418thHighest Disposable Incomes: 2,761stHighest Average Incomes: 4,651stLargest Mining Sector: 4,752ndLargest Trout Fishing Sector: 5,162ndHighest Poor Incomes: 5,541stMost Secular: 6,360thMost Corrupt Governments: 6,755thRudest Citizens: 7,221stLargest Welfare Programs: 7,675thMost Efficient Economies: 8,692ndMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 10,525thSmartest Citizens: 10,645thLargest Information Technology Sector: 10,678thLowest Crime Rates: 10,710thTop
Largest Governments: 10,871stLargest Black Market: 10,955thMost Scientifically Advanced: 11,102ndMost Developed: 11,462ndMost Advanced Public Transport: 11,712thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 11,824thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 12,424thLargest Agricultural Sector: 13,607thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 19,747thLargest Soda Pop Sector: 20,591stLargest Cheese Export Sector: 20,873rdMost Advanced Public Education: 21,511th
Largest Retail Industry: 25th in the regionMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 34th in the regionMost Influential: 53rd in the regionHighest Disposable Incomes: 67th in the regionTop
Most World Assembly Endorsements: 81st in the regionLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 81st in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 129th in the regionLargest Mining Sector: 137th in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 181st in the regionMost Secular: 238th in the regionRudest Citizens: 246th in the regionLargest Welfare Programs: 247th in the regionLargest Trout Fishing Sector: 260th in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 270th in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 282nd in the regionLargest Black Market: 283rd in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 290th in the regionLargest Governments: 313th in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 314th in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 316th in the regionLargest Agricultural Sector: 335th in the regionSmartest Citizens: 335th in the regionTop
Largest Information Technology Sector: 340th in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 342nd in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 362nd in the regionMost Developed: 369th in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 378th in the regionHighest Economic Output: 500th in the regionLargest Soda Pop Sector: 588th in the regionLargest Cheese Export Sector: 622nd in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 637th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Ralphburg voted against the World Assembly Resolution "Commend Drop Your Pants".
  • : Following new legislation in Ralphburg, politicians always seem to take two steps forward then three steps back.
  • : Following new legislation in Ralphburg, the nation is renowned abroad for its love of blood and guts.
  • : Ralphburg endorsed The Republic of Milkyway Republic.
  • : Ralphburg was endorsed by The Republic of Milkyway Republic.
  • : Following new legislation in Ralphburg, government bureaucrats devote many man-hours to trying to measure unquantifiables.
  • : Ralphburg was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Lowest Crime Rates.
  • : Following new legislation in Ralphburg, the most penniless demographics have by far the highest number of researchers per capita.
  • : Ralphburg was reclassified from "Compulsory Consumerist State" to "Father Knows Best State".
  • : Following new legislation in Ralphburg, postcards from Ralphburgian driving test centres are popular souvenirs.


World Assembly

Endorsements Received: 270 » Beepee, Qvait, Aumeltopia, Amerion, Erinor, Hanguk-Nippon, Wehraboos, PenguinPies, Crystal Creation, Techganet, Xandev, Bawkie, Farengeto, Terran Draconia, Abarri, Jehenna, Curlyhoward, North Kanuckistan, Ebonhand, Kringalia, Aurcania, West Pastafaria, Fasire, Darakin, Anserisa, Nowa Europa, Shefino, Fighting Kawi Ninja, Weryalachiressaraxiatopia, Nova Montron, The Two Jerseys, The naked people, The Solar System Scope, Land Without Shrimp, Seliyan progressive Islands, Yellunstryer, Kiasu-ism, Sthalrim, Tsunamy, Tsvetania, Pax Dracon, Bear Connors Paradiso, Dankstergrad, Drystar, Theorin, Antarctic Empires, Outer Utonixick Gollinican, Wese Zippopiteradgil, Centristvill, Isokenzar, and 220 others.USNE2018, Iym Winterless, Stoniamera, Pamela And Hepatitis, The United Expanse, Direwolf1, Privatore, Avalonica, New Briantown, North Catimestistrianes, Rad Asia, Calistan, Si-topia, Aidenfieeld, Cuuldere, Madhonia, Southern Numenor, Three Rivia Levr, Poopisiya, Walloonia, Salguod, RestartAll, Holy Free, GI-Land, Bergenu, Sedunn, Grianal, Blaash, A leftover country, Potion Seller, Bleakfoot, Eastern Nyan, Rebel-topia, The Worst army of, St Oaks, Noire Denholm, Havenfell, Los Lonley Boys, Zaelith, Center Lisle, Doraya, Unielvan Millorvium, FreeFishers, Mona Landia, Farelonia, Mapico, Corgitopiaa, Kholdan, Dukin Donuts, Quh, Markla, Kroumos, Marinho Islands, Dis7Nation, Auphelia, Royaltica, Kandorith, Laamiva, South Western Korea, Gonrati, Alaninia, Ullan, The SpaceNeo-Goryeo Etymological Society, Not Austria, The Northeast Mashriq, Bohenia, Dereistic, Noveos, Volaworand, Itani, Hong Kong Kowloon and New Territories, Zolooloo, Sandaoguo, Operahouse, The United Pirate Cities of Flotilla, Valdutz, Blondiesland, Saint Cinder, Aschenburg, Rectionk, Idiono, Andinla, Indolos, Drugged Monkeys, South Caleblan, Doss Kingly, Belschaft, 073 039 109 032 080 111 112 112 121, Hakk Fiss, Midand, Concrete Slab, Myness, Terranopolity, Tepertopia, Phanama, Bartonia Nova, Purple Hyacinth, Hyenhnam, Brunier, Seythennia, Bod Wareenaland, Myhomecountry, Euro Pacifica, Apartment 11F, Western Fardelshufflestein, Berlana, Los Rodeos, Abyssal Phantasm, Communist Darskaya Republic, Martzian, Xergiokia, Spazzhole, Catsonya, Canmore, Venethort, Marstella, Republik Hintonia, Enlightened Australasia, Wakandan Tribes, Blaufrankisch, Shoinkwishima, Treir, United Irradiated Impact Craters, Holota, Sanden, Aoz, Charisma Bonus, Playing Pianos Filled With Flames, Ceutalia, Menesynchro, Hisal, Maerist, Margila Islands, South Blossom, Truskawkoland, Doge Land, Qawe, LadyRebels, Shuckle Empire, Banglazstrogaria, Freavia, Lyland, Isle of Glastonbury, Yeses, Pencil Sharpeners 2, Unojo, Proctethia, Eddonia, Westenhald, Choman, Ipugao, Uvalor, NIGHTRAY, Noimosini, Enplatia, Doundaly, New Qafedemar, Herbert Island, Independent Southern State of Texas, Kafeine, Malonlandia, Lugentzdort, New Itomorii, Melroy, The Stolen Lands, The United Australian States, Fission, The 3rdGodKing, Drugged up Kitties, Breizlovakia, Flaksis, Oxyliteral, Sunsland, The island of Sorna, Freedoom, Kaoia, JavaSiege, Ragabania, Podunkia, Peoples Republic of TempleLandia, Kaleidescooptopia, New Sanet, Beblahbleblo, Eastern Mekong, Kiani, Independent State of Arstotzka, Green Sofia, Tackastan, Solanosco, Danily, Esfalsa, Anatasha, Shadow Void, Nyxonia, Vicken, Bizzie, Eternal Memedom, The Kies, Linguiniland, UwUuuu, Northern Estrian Islands, Osheiga, Drew Durrnil, Sable Space, Saciu, Paganan, Murelia, Kricivk, Damn Frigid Wastelands, Trellania, Tioloman, Yaravia, Eskvenn, Beausoleil, Percysland, Taigama, Federated Republic of New England, Livana, Witchcraft and Sorcery, and Milkyway Republic.

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