The Republic of Ralphburg is a colossal, orderly nation, ruled by Ralph the terrier with an iron fist, and notable for its multi-spousal wedding ceremonies, national health service, and punitive income tax rates. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical population of 5.065 billion Ralphburgers are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.

The medium-sized, corrupt, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Education, Law & Order, and Welfare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Ralphburg Island. The average income tax rate is 68.8%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Ralphburgian economy, worth a remarkable 1,313 trillion Dogecoins a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Retail industry, with significant contributions from Information Technology, Tourism, and Uranium Mining. Black market activity is extensive. Average income is an amazing 259,347 Dogecoins, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Calling Ralph the terrier a tyrant is seen as the ultimate compliment, students abandon classrooms for online education, hospitals in Ralphburg are too busy serving the needs of the South Pacific to see Ralphburgers, and Ralph the terrier's online image is the very model of a modern major leader. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Ralphburg's national animal is the big smoldog, which can occasionally be seen sifting through garbage in the nation's cities.

Ralphburg is ranked 203,146^th in the world and 9,469^th in the South Pacific for Greatest Rich-Poor Divides, with 1.93 Rich To Poor Income Ratio.